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14 Aug 2004

Quote by redstilletto
got into the chat room eventually
and got accused of being a man .......ooooooooo
i blame lucifer

Huh ??? :lol:
It was good to see you in the room last night Redstilletto, can I just say it's been too damned long since the last time you were there.....
How on earth someone thought you were a bloke after I'd spent 90 mins chasing you around in there trying to get you to agree to a shag :twisted:
Boing boing !

13 Aug 2004

Day 1: Shag
Day 2: Shag
Day 3: Shag
Day 4: Shag
Day 5: Shag
What a way to go ! :twisted:

12 Aug 2004

I'd swap with anyone who's getting any sex at all lol

lol

12 Aug 2004

worship

:smitten:
:wanker:
What more can I say ?
Roll on the NW Munch !!!!!!

11 Aug 2004

Badge me up please, Ice !!!!!!!!

11 Aug 2004

Clare and Steve,
Can you please put me down (cue vets jokes) as I'm now a certified munch addict.....
At Marcuso's motel party last month he charged an admission fee for the buffet / disco / whatever and it was only a few quid..... Just an idea.....
Lucifer

11 Aug 2004

Brilliant !!!!!
I've just forwarded the link to most of the people in my address book lol

lol

Thanks for posting !

10 Aug 2004

Some years ago a friend of mine left his webcam on in his front room so he could keep an eye on his newly-rescued dog while he was at work. Just making sure the dog wasn't too distressed at being left alone. Then one bright spark discovered that phoning the dog made it get up from its slumbers and walk around barking till the phone stopped ringing, when the dog would yawn, lie back down and go back to sleep.
The dog cam got quite a following amongst our group of friends. Word spread till finally so many people were logging on, his broadband couldn't cope with the bandwidth requirements and he reluctantly shut it down......

9 Aug 2004

Good to meet you both on Sat.... Good luck with getting the car back.
One small point - the AA covers the person, not the vehicle. This is vvv important to me cos I have more than one.....

3 Aug 2004

redface

and here's me convinced I'd already posted my reply..
Of course I'd love to come help you both celebrate, assuming I can organise a dog sitter..
Woof woof
Lucifer

30 Jul 2004

My sympathies WBB, and I wish your little girl a speedy recovery.
I caught Chicken Pox for the 2nd time at the age of 39. I have never felt so ill as I did for the two weeks it took me to get over it. The only thing that helped me was soaking in a bath full of bicarbonate of soda (as Rachel said earlier).
Interestingly the only part of my body unaffected was my bits. I was gutted that I didn't have a valid excuse for scratching my bollocks redface

redface

29 Jul 2004

It's Vicky_uk and Lucifer here. If you're chatroom regulars, you probably recognise us. If you're a forum regular, you'll know Vicky's bum lol

lol

We're two singles normally, but we're spending this weekend (Jul 31 / Aug 1) together. If you're a couple, somewhere in or around the Thames Valley, we'd be interested in spending a little time with you. PM either of us if you're interested.......

29 Jul 2004

Welcome back babes, it's good to see you back in circulation passionkiss

passionkiss

And here's to Mike :cheers:

26 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
however.. as i dont fart.. its not an issue for me!.

I have it on good authority (and more than one source, all confidential of course) that this is simply not true..... (think nw munch 2, marcuso's, funin's and Motel Munch)
they might not smell but they make a heck of a noise :shock: bolt

bolt

19 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
And yet the so-called Angel is 86% corrupt. Good job I had that Devil's tail added to my tattoo ;) :twisted:

Dear Anglers_Hat
I'm putting the trading standards onto you :-) You ain't no angel ! Even the devil could only manage 82% corrupt !!! You are a very very kinky lady ! :evil2:
And did you send in a copyright licencing request form before you had your tattoo done?????? I will be in contact to collect in the royalty payments due.......
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

19 Jul 2004

I find a good blast

blast

works pretty well....
It doesn't cure the sypmtoms, mind, just helps me concentrate on something else for a while.......

19 Jul 2004

Heh heh....
I'm a sexy devil that never lets you down :twisted:

19 Jul 2004

I developed the habit of lowering the lid every time after I noticed my dog likes to drink out the loo and then come over to me and give me a kiss on the face :shock:

19 Jul 2004

Quote by corriefem
A graveyard........................................well I was young........................nuff said

Did you arrive there with the lucky chap or did you dig him up ??? :twisted:
Edited after some contemplation: Corrie, I hope to hell you're not offended redface

redface

17 Jul 2004

Oi Judy_TV !!!!!! lol

lol

bolt

17 Jul 2004

My first meet with someone from SH had me driving a round trip of 80 miles to be stood up.... evil

evil

(I should add, their only presence seems to be in the photoads section)
In my late 20s I once drove from Norfolk to Munich to go meet a girl... something like a 2000 mile round trip. I had a company car at the time, with all my petrol paid for, and while I was there I did get to visit the Oktoberfest too, so maybe this isn't a valid entry.....
There is one lady on here though who's 255.8 miles away from me (according to the AA). Since we met in the chatroom 3 months ago she's become one of my bestest friends. Like Steveg_nw said, I wouldn't even consider making this journey for someone I hardly knew.

17 Jul 2004

If I said you had a beautiful body could I come all over your tits and rub it in ??

16 Jul 2004

Quote by JudyTV
I bet I can scare you even more than Venus can.

lol

you certainly scared me at 2am this morning in the chatroom Judy_TV....
How fast did I log out ?????? wink

wink

16 Jul 2004

Quote by Heather
Bra Measuring Technique for Men:
Take a tape measure (not the retractable mental variety!) and measure around the rib cage UNDERNEATH the bust. If you arrive at an even number - say 34 inches - ad a further 4. If the number is odd, ad 5. (35 + 5 = 40).
To get the cup size, now measure around the fullest part of the bust. If there is no difference, the cup is AA. If there is a difference of up to 2 inches, that's an A cup. Ad another 2 inches and you have a B cup... and so on.

Thank you so much for this, H. It's cleared up a mystery that's puzzled me for many, many years....
Just out of interest, I just got my "mental" tape measure out, and find that my bra size is 50 AA. silly

silly

hwoar:
(Oooops, sorry all, I'm bored lol

lol

)

15 Jul 2004

An interesting on-line quiz......
I scored 11/14 and 9/14.
lol

lol

15 Jul 2004

Yet another bike nut.... (wonders if there's a connection between bikes and swinging).
I teach other riders "advanced" road riding skills. When something's "clicked" for a pupil and they grin like a cheshire cat at the next stop, it makes it all worthwhile.

14 Jul 2004

Was sent this link earlier by a friend.... Apparently the story was on the radio this morning, sorry to anyone who's already heard / seen it....

14 Jul 2004

Riding my motorbike round a corner at high speed, and getting it exactly right..... knee slider scraping, rear tyre squirming as I wind on the throttle, feeling totally at one with the machine and firing myself at the next corner.
It happens about as often as I get a shag, sadly lol

lol

Mostly I just wobble round going "ohhhh feck".
My bike riding technique could do with some work too :lol:

13 Jul 2004

Ello Cantaur,
I spotted this completely by chance, because I recognise your chatroom nick.... Welcome to the forum !!
As a fellow man, you should, at the very least, do one or more of the following to spread the word.....
a) Can you please pm me her name and number wink

wink

b) Can you describe in a bit more detail some of the technique involved so my meet tomorrow can read it in preparation blast

blast

c) Get your lady friend to write up some hints and tips, post em in the cafe and get one of the mods to "sticky" it....
Seriously though, I'm jealous, good on you ! lol

13 Jul 2004

Many many years ago, in my early 20s, my girlfriend and I were shagging in the dunes at Studland, and really getting into it hump

hump

. Suddenly she stopped moving underneath me, went all tense and I noticed her wide eyes as she looked over my shoulder. :shock: I looked round and saw 3 naked, middle-aged blokes standing there wanking. My hardon turned into a shrivelled up little sausage in record time.
We were both abolutely mortified and covered ourselves up.... And then I got angry and the guys ran off.
It was another 20 years before I learned about dogging lol. And I often wonder could I carry on if it happened now????