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Lucifer
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65

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Terry,
When you send a PM it stays in your outbox till the recipient opens and reads it. Then it's magically transferred to your sentbox....
Best way to force it is to call the recipient and ask them to remove their digit and log on lol
Congratulations, Alex !
I was looking forward to an invitation to come round, but now I know you don't like having messy, foul-mouthed and aggressive people in your house, I guess I won't get one wink
Thanks for the efforts that you two clearly put into organising the night.
I had a great time, meeting with loads of old friends, and making some new ones too wink
Lots of love
Lucifer
Floyd's a rescued three-year-old long-haried GSD, who spent the first two and a bit years of his life shut up in a concrete yard 24/7, never exercised and only fed 3 or 4 times a week. He was never socialised with other dogs as a pup, so I'm spending alot of my time trying to teach him how to behave with other dogs......
The only other problem I have with him is how jealous he gets when I get affectionate with people.... Shagging can be a little tricky sometimes lol
Oh, and he's still apologising for biting you, Vicky_uk kiss
Given an unlimited supply of single malt whisky I could last forever...
Well till my liver gave out anyway lol
The first time I dipped my toes in the swinging waters was 11 years ago, I've had a couple of breaks from it since.
Before the web, MSN messenger and sites like this. Before everyone had mobile phones. We used to put ads in contact mags, write to PO box numbers, it used to take weeks to get any results.
Damn I like this site ! wink
Back to your question, londonsnglmale... most people here are in their 30s and 40s, and indeed I was in my early 30s when I first swung / swang / swinged lol
That's not to say there aren't people here around your age, there are... however, if I look back to my early 20s, I really wouldn't have had the maturity to deal with swinging. Mind you, I took a long time to grow up. There are some who would say I'm still growing up :lol:
Good luck with whatever you're looking for....
I've participated in a few other forums (fora ??) for longer than I've been on here... Indeed I found Swinging Heaven when it was mentioned on a motorbike forum lol
The issues of post quality, cliques, people leaving, drivel and everything else that's been mentioned here is discussed on a regular basis on every other forum I use.
It's a fact of forum life, it's the way life is, and I for one wouldn't want it to change.....
Rattlesnake....
Apparently a delicacy in Arizona.
Tasted like chicken nuggets lol
Welcome m8,
From another blade rider....
Keep it shiny side up, eh ??
I'd invent the teleport machine....
So I could pop up to see all you kinky sexy people in the north without spending hours on the M6 and £££££££££s on petrol
Beam me up Scotty !!!!!!!
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cant remember the name of the old man in reading who likes dogs tho (poor lottie)

Voddy, as I'm not old I can only assume there's another dog loving SH member in Reading.... Who is he ?? lol
Well done Alex_Female
You've hit the hundred, babes !
Let's have some more of the same, eh ????
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Soooooooo glad to see you back here Marya....
Looking forward to catching up with you again xxxxxxxxxxxx
Alex_Female is a special lady, isn't she ???
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I promise to be good if you invite me Marcuso ......
Unless of course any ladies want me to be bad :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I had long hair and rode my first bike at the age of 17.
As I've got older, my hair's got sparser and sparser and shorter and shorter (actually it's all migrated further down my body), but I still ride a bike......
Does that mean I'm now a Mocker ????? Or am I a Rod ? dunno
I nominate every single one of my ex-girlfriends and every lady from here that's met me lol
Me... ? I'm completely sane and sensible.... it's everyone else who's a bit loon
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ermmmm i aint mad and i aint a frog
or am i
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Ribbit, boing, ribbit, boing !
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It satisfies me.........what more can a guy ask for???
Steve

That's all that matters isn't it ????? redface
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A devil with a stiffy would be quite cool. I'm sure there's one out there,

Errr yup, where should I send my pic wink
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Love - you feel sick at the beginning and sick again at the end - now does that sound like a sick woman :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: cool wink

Corrie, are you sure you're not my ex ??????
lol
The decatha-shag
hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
Quote by redstilletto
lucifer i will be back beware :twisted:

Hmmmmmm lovely :bounce: bring yer mattress lol
Funin babes,
When I see your chair coming into the munch next Saturday, I'm running over to give you a big smacker on your lips.
I for one will be happier to see you in the wheelchair than I was to see you in that hospital bed !
My only concern will be whether I damage your chair when I come to sit on your knee.
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I'm a single guy too but I'm having a great time.
You won't find "success" (whatever that is !) immediately, if an instant shag is what you're after you're better off going out on the town on a fri / sat nite and chasing all the young girls out on the piss.
On the other hand, spend some time here, and in the chatroom, get to know people, go to a munch or two and you'll find this site starts to work for you.....
Calista,
You've got alot of guts... both for writing what you did but also getting away from the abusive ex. I have a few female friends that have been in the same situation, and from what I've seen, the hardest thing is making the decision to do so in the first place.
My life-changing event was 11th Sept 2001. In the wake of that, the US software company I was working for closed down the UK office and sacked everyone here when all our customers stopped spending money as the IT industry stalled. I'd spent the last year putting my heart and soul into building up the UK business, first I had to fire all the people I'd worked with and then fire myself! This hit me hard, but sent me off looking for ways to make a living that I actually enjoy.
Coming up for 3 years later, I'm earning less than half of what I used to, but wake up every day feeling much more fulfilled.......
Very impressive, Blue ....
Not my cup of tea, I have to say, but they have a certain horny quality about them, well done to both of you !
Ozzie I came across one of these ads last week. When I received their e-mail reply directing me to a pay site, I went back to find the ad so I could report it to the mods.
Damn! They'd just been too quick for me - the ad had already been deleted lol