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Lucifer
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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/drivel mode off
One of my biggest passions. Am working hard not to write pages and pages of utter bollox (tm neilinleeds).
I taught myself to ride a bike at 17 - in the days when you could slap L plates on a 250cc machine and ride on the road without any training or instruction. Took my test, being watched by an examiner on foot carrying a clipboard (yuh, right, he was able to gain an accurate impression of my riding skills !!!!!)
I've had bikes more or less continuously ever since, and get the same excitement and fun as I did 27 years ago.
In fact, I turned down an invitation to go visit a lady from here for the weekend, as I have some biking stuff on today and tomorrow.... Just how obsessed am I ?????
Corrie, any time you fancy a ride, let me know eh ? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(Not only a biker, a bit of a bike too :lol: :lol: )
One of my biggest passions. Am working hard not to write pages and pages of utter bollox (tm neilinleeds).
I taught myself to ride a bike at 17 - in the days when you could slap L plates on a 250cc machine and ride on the road without any training or instruction. Took my test, being watched by an examiner on foot carrying a clipboard (yuh, right, he was able to gain an accurate impression of my riding skills !!!!!)
I've had bikes more or less continuously ever since, and get the same excitement and fun as I did 27 years ago.
In fact, I turned down an invitation to go visit a lady from here for the weekend, as I have some biking stuff on today and tomorrow.... Just how obsessed am I ?????
Quote by corriefem
Never had a bike but may find out soon what its like to be on a bike .........................
Corrie, any time you fancy a ride, let me know eh ? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(Not only a biker, a bit of a bike too :lol: :lol: )
Quote by Kenluvslucy
we enquired about the notts munch- and accepted the fact we are newcomers with grace, to find that other, non-posters, seem to get accepted with no bother
Ken & Lucy,
It might well be that the "non-posters" are people that rarely use the forum, but are regulars in the chatroom??? There's a whole load of regulars over there that rarely post in here.
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:Quote by dundeecpl
So true LC but they are easier to avoid in here. Gill & Del x
Seriously, you can avoid the chatroom tw@ts by using the ignore command.... If there's someone who's annoying you, type
/ignore twatsusername
and you won't see anything they type again. If they try to pvt you, it won't work....
It has the added benefit of making the rest of the room slow down too
About once a month I have a teen-aged girl in California pop up on my IM (where my id is my real name). It seems the star quarterback at her high school shares my name and she really wants to get a date with him.
Finally she's accepted that I'm on the other side of the atlantic and I'm old enough to be her dad, and I haven't seen her for a while......
Finally she's accepted that I'm on the other side of the atlantic and I'm old enough to be her dad, and I haven't seen her for a while......
Quote by wetslide
lucifer... surely thats a double dangy!.. i mean its a good thing that youve had a god time but by the same token its crap coz you will not be seeing her anytime soon
come here mate :therethere: (thats a manly blokish hug ofcourse)
Well thankyou loads Wetslide - made me feel loads better!
Quote by corriefem
So how is your Tuesday ..................................8-)
Love Corriexxxxxx
Corrie, my Tuesday is much much better thankyou hun - I found out last night that she's coming over to see me again on Wednesday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Just how lucky can a guy be ?????
, you parasites !Quote by davej
To add to the confusion here I've got the smallest of thongs on for my Myra impression, which is biting into me something wicked and am currently working out how to toast my arse to get thaty little bit of reddening which aint easy seeing as the only heat source I can find is one of those little two bar electric bathroom heaters
.......Christ knows what my secretary thought this morning when she brought in my tea and digestive to find me kneeling on the top platform, of some steps with me arse 6 inches away from a radiant heater!! thank god she is discrete
DaveJ, you might be able to re-create the reddening of Marya's arse this way, however you'll probably find it much easier to achieve it in the same way that she did.... I suggest you get your secretary to give you a damned good spanking
:lol: Quote by fruity1976
LONG AS SHE DONT LOVE THE DOG MORE THAN YOU!!
Strange you should mention it, I received a postcard from a lady friend this morning. It was addressed to my dog !!! Damned mutt !! :lol:
Quote by Starsign_2
nice relaxing bath...possibly for the both of you....
Now that's a damned fine idea Sophie. I'd better add "clean bath" to the list then :lol:
Quote by bi_curious_man123
Have you got time for a facelift before she gets there Lucifer m8??...........lol
Hmmmm that reminds me, I'd better iron my butt as well :lol:
Quote by Vix
Clean your teeth and floss em. Use Listerine, too. Not that I'm guessing you have bad breath, but it doesn't hurt to be double sure.
Thanks Vix, normally it's a toss-up who's worse, me or the dog :lol:
Quote by fruity1976
Packet of blue extra always comes in handy!
Fruity, what on earth could they be for, eh? :wink:
Quote by JudyTV
Dont grab at her tits, girls don't like that, stroke them after whispering how lovely she looks and how delightful she smells. blow very, very gently into her ear and flick your tongue lightly on her earlobe. Then lingering eye contact and gentle brushing of the lips and lightly run your fingers down her cheek while kissing her neck....Then you can grab her tits :wink:
JudyTV
JudyTV, please pm me your phone number so I can call you for advice when I get stuck with what to do next :wink:
I have a lovely, gorgeous lady from here coming to visit this evening, so I'm running around trying to get the place ready for her arrival. So far, I've accomplished the following:
* Stripped the bed and put bedding in washing machine
* Cleaned the loos
* Cleared the kitchen of rubbish
* Filled and started the dishwasher
* De-flead the dog
I'm all a-quiver, for obvious reasons, and my mind's not working right. What have I forgotten ???
* Stripped the bed and put bedding in washing machine
* Cleaned the loos
* Cleared the kitchen of rubbish
* Filled and started the dishwasher
* De-flead the dog
I'm all a-quiver, for obvious reasons, and my mind's not working right. What have I forgotten ???
Quote by tigerbee
So, what's the point of the ad's system?
Tigerbee, over 144,000 ads have been placed on the system, I think it must work otherwise people wouldn't use it.... It hasn't worked for me, but then I've not really tried.
The point is, today, there's only four pages - 100-odd ads - of women seeking men.
That being said, some women do browse (the 162 pages of) "men seeking women" so I'm sure it works for someone out there
Any advertising gurus out there? I need some advice
Well I'd like to thank all the guys who've sent me pms and e-mails in followup to my original post on this thread.
I'm sure you're all lovely blokes and you'd never treat a lady that way.
I apologise for not making myself a little more clear. I'm a single bloke (well sort of - errrm - well - errrm - that's too complex to explain for now) which means I'm not all that keen on meeting with you.
Sorry, that doesn't do much for me, and I suspect you'd have a bit of a shock if I did turn up. You see I'm well over 6ft tall, I have no tits, stubble on my chin, a hairy chest and a (quite impressive) package in my pants Not quite what you're seeking, I suspect....
I'm sure you're all lovely blokes and you'd never treat a lady that way.
I apologise for not making myself a little more clear. I'm a single bloke (well sort of - errrm - well - errrm - that's too complex to explain for now) which means I'm not all that keen on meeting with you.
Sorry, that doesn't do much for me, and I suspect you'd have a bit of a shock if I did turn up. You see I'm well over 6ft tall, I have no tits, stubble on my chin, a hairy chest and a (quite impressive) package in my pants
Not quite what you're seeking, I suspect.... 
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Happy birthday Alex :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: 
:cheers: (but watch out for those vodka & martinis, eh ???)As so many have said before me, this happens. It happened to me too, with my first meet with someone from this site.
From that point on, I've only arranged to meet with people I've got to know first in the forum and the chatroom. Since then, I've had a 100% "show rate", and even better than that, they're all lovely people.
Good luck for your next meet.....
From that point on, I've only arranged to meet with people I've got to know first in the forum and the chatroom. Since then, I've had a 100% "show rate", and even better than that, they're all lovely people.
Good luck for your next meet.....
Quote by Jags
Have I been talking in my sleep?? Where you there listening??
Jags you should check out your bedroom ceiling, light switch and bedframe. We should have a chat about a website idea I've got
Quote by well_busty_babe
i am slightly worried about the fact that you must have stalked me in order to get all this info :shock:
Sorry babes, but I have been good since you took out the restraining order, haven't I?
I've been sooooo tempted to jump into some of the recent posts about how hard it is being a single male on here, and I've relented up till now, but can do so no longer. You see, it can be damned hard for the single ladies too. I'm just curious why none of them have responded......
The stories that follow are all true - they've happened to ladies that I'm glad I can call friends.....
Imagine placing an ad in the "Women meeting men" category.... And receiving between 150 and 300 replies in the first 24 hours. When you don't reply immediately, you get abusive followup mails.
Imagine logging into the chatroom and spending your first 15 mins there closing unwanted windows, answering endless innane "how old are you where you from what you looking for" type questions. When what you really want to do is to have a chat with your mates.
Imagine how it feels when your ad says "I'm into making friendships, having a laugh and going to munches" and you get 50 replies with doctored cock pics and lines that say "'I'm a heavy comer, long stayer and multiple repeater". :shock:
Imagine arranging to meet a guy who responded to your ad, only to spend 45 mins sat in a pub on your own, before it becomes obvious he's not turning up after all. No apology, no followup contact whatsoever.
Imagine spending alot of time chatting online with a guy, who comes across as being polite, pleasant, considerate and fun to be with. You send him a pic of you, and the only response you get is "I don't do fat fuckers".
Imagine you meet a guy at a railway station, as agreed, and you both make your way to a hotel. He lets you into the room he's booked, and says he's off out to get something for you both to eat and drink. You wait for him to come back, and after well over an hour, he calls you to tell you he's on his way home.
Imagine agreeing to meet a guy for a drink, who then tells you you're the person he's been looking for all of his life, he's going to leave his wife and kids for you. The next day, he sends 97 e-mails to your work account, reiterating this.
Imagine meeting a guy and spending some time with him, only to be told that he wants you to be monogamous while he continues to meet other women from the site. Because you're dangerous to his sexual health. :shock:
Imagine meeting a guy who gets so jealous he wants you to stop using the chatroom, chatting on MSN with friends (male or female), going to munches and everything else that this site is all about.
Imagine meeting a guy at a munch, spending the night with him, and then finding out he wants to move to the other end of the country and move in with you. Despite your being totally upfront about what you're looking for, with a long term partner being right at the bottom of your list of priorities.
Do you know what really surprises me?
All of the ladies who've been on the end of all this bullshit are still here.
You know what doesn't surprise me?
Most of these ladies don't meet with men they don't know, and if they do, it's because the guy comes with a personal recommendation from someone they know and trust. They don't bother with the ad system any more. They make friends in the forum and the chatroom and at munches first, before they agree to meet.
So guys, next time you feel like venting about how hard it is to get to meet with the ladies on here, just try to put yourself in their position.... and think about how you'd respond....
The stories that follow are all true - they've happened to ladies that I'm glad I can call friends.....
Imagine placing an ad in the "Women meeting men" category.... And receiving between 150 and 300 replies in the first 24 hours. When you don't reply immediately, you get abusive followup mails.
Imagine logging into the chatroom and spending your first 15 mins there closing unwanted windows, answering endless innane "how old are you where you from what you looking for" type questions. When what you really want to do is to have a chat with your mates.
Imagine how it feels when your ad says "I'm into making friendships, having a laugh and going to munches" and you get 50 replies with doctored cock pics and lines that say "'I'm a heavy comer, long stayer and multiple repeater". :shock:
Imagine arranging to meet a guy who responded to your ad, only to spend 45 mins sat in a pub on your own, before it becomes obvious he's not turning up after all. No apology, no followup contact whatsoever.
Imagine spending alot of time chatting online with a guy, who comes across as being polite, pleasant, considerate and fun to be with. You send him a pic of you, and the only response you get is "I don't do fat fuckers".
Imagine you meet a guy at a railway station, as agreed, and you both make your way to a hotel. He lets you into the room he's booked, and says he's off out to get something for you both to eat and drink. You wait for him to come back, and after well over an hour, he calls you to tell you he's on his way home.
Imagine agreeing to meet a guy for a drink, who then tells you you're the person he's been looking for all of his life, he's going to leave his wife and kids for you. The next day, he sends 97 e-mails to your work account, reiterating this.
Imagine meeting a guy and spending some time with him, only to be told that he wants you to be monogamous while he continues to meet other women from the site. Because you're dangerous to his sexual health. :shock:
Imagine meeting a guy who gets so jealous he wants you to stop using the chatroom, chatting on MSN with friends (male or female), going to munches and everything else that this site is all about.
Imagine meeting a guy at a munch, spending the night with him, and then finding out he wants to move to the other end of the country and move in with you. Despite your being totally upfront about what you're looking for, with a long term partner being right at the bottom of your list of priorities.
Do you know what really surprises me?
All of the ladies who've been on the end of all this bullshit are still here.
You know what doesn't surprise me?
Most of these ladies don't meet with men they don't know, and if they do, it's because the guy comes with a personal recommendation from someone they know and trust. They don't bother with the ad system any more. They make friends in the forum and the chatroom and at munches first, before they agree to meet.
So guys, next time you feel like venting about how hard it is to get to meet with the ladies on here, just try to put yourself in their position.... and think about how you'd respond....
