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Lucifer
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Quote by JonJon
On this estate of what WibblyWobbly rightly describes as 'Linda Snells' (relatively wealthy middle class professionals with not enough to worry about) I could point out easily half a dozen examples of the above. I totally disagree with your contention that these are not people who would complain about fireworks, since I've seen the evidence them doing so in person. In fact, many of those who are most vocal regard their dogs as precious and fragile because they see them for only a couple of hours a day - and they wonder why they're highly strung ???
Trying to organise a firework display with:
- full support of the fire brigade
- insurance (over £5k for one smallish event)
- medical back up
- sponsorship
- a year's notice
is a total bloody nightmare thanks to the "think of the *insert cause of choice*" protestations, yet it's impossible to program kids (and some alleged adults) not to like fireworks.
I cannot see any argument for allowing unrestricted public access to fireworks, but neither can I see any argument whatsoever for a total prohibition.
JonJon, ahhhhh, now I understand. Two agendas. And you're beginning to sound like Linda Snell lol
I can't be arsed, to be honest.
Quote by JonJon
...... the temerity of dog owners moaning about their animals being scared infuriates me. Every street, it seems, has a dog that yaps and howls day and night, as it's left in an undersized and understimulating environment. These same dogs cause fear and, occasionally, injury to postmen and other household callers, yet we seldom hear calls for domestic animals to be banned*
JonJon the dog owners that have the "temerity" to complain about fireworks are the kind of responsible owners that wouldn't keep a dog this way. The behaviour you describe is a result of human neglect, not a dog's natural disposition, so please don't take it out on the dog.
The world is, unfortunately, full of people that mistreat dogs. It's a failing of the human species, rather than the canine. I suggest there's a strong correlation between owners that treat their dogs this way and the kind of people that demonstrate disregard for those they share living space with by setting off fireworks daily for a month either side of Nov 5th.
If you do know of a dog that's being treated this way, do it a favour and grass the feckers up to the RPSCA......
Lucifer
(rehabilitating a rescued, psycho GSD who loves him to bits, any idea how rewarding this can be ???)
Quote by corriefem
......and for making me realise that Manchester is NOT where you live and next time I will read instructions. We got back fine having dodged all the doggers but I reckon we must have put nearly and hour on getting there by heading towards Liverpool not Leeds lol.
Tee hee I was joking with Ian in the chatroom last night, we were having a sweepstake on how many extra miles you'd cover in unwanted detours. Damnit those blue motorway signs that indicate junctions and things are a little on the small side, aren't they ???
Quote by corriefem
Worst of all not now seeing him tonight as work got in the way. I am not sure he will believe me. Probably thinks I am off to meet more bi fems lol. Maybe thats why I call him Luci
:lol:
Corrie, big shame about tonight :upset: But hey, if you do go off out to meet bi fems, see if you can persuade 'em to join us for a threesome next time I come to yours ..... :twisted:
xxxxxxxxxxxx Luci
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: Quote by corriefem
I'm holding an Ann Summers party at my house for Bi and bi-curious women:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
errrrrr and me who is neither :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hmmmmmm if Corrie comes back after the party and has suddenly become bi, is that a good thing or a bad thing I wonder ?????
I was sent this link earlier today,
The full survey results are available on the Durex website
Interestingly the most promiscuous race are the chinese with a average of almost 20 different partners, while us brits lag behind with 10.3. The poor vietnamese manage just 2.5. And how is it the dutch are so far down the list at 6.2 ???
I reckon if all the SH community voted on this one we could skew the results. Most of the people I know here have far surpassed their lifetime allowance in the last few months / weeks / days even (mentioning no names) :giggle:
The frequency of sex is quite interesting too - the french top the list at 137 times per year, or 2.6 times per week. Us brits do quite well at 2.3 times a week, while the poor japanese only manage once every 8 days. Looks like I blew my allowance last weekend then
:hump: :hump: :hump:
The full survey results are available on the Durex website
Interestingly the most promiscuous race are the chinese with a average of almost 20 different partners, while us brits lag behind with 10.3. The poor vietnamese manage just 2.5. And how is it the dutch are so far down the list at 6.2 ???
I reckon if all the SH community voted on this one we could skew the results. Most of the people I know here have far surpassed their lifetime allowance in the last few months / weeks / days even (mentioning no names) :giggle:
The frequency of sex is quite interesting too - the french top the list at 137 times per year, or 2.6 times per week. Us brits do quite well at 2.3 times a week, while the poor japanese only manage once every 8 days. Looks like I blew my allowance last weekend then
:hump: :hump: :hump: Billy Connelly (as Vix says, before he was teetotal)
Robin Williams (before he cleaned up his act)
Richard Prior (before he cleaned up his act)
Lenny Bruce
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
This is turning into a 3-day bender My liver and funny bone aren't going to survive
Hmmmm gotta add that one to my list :lol: :lol:
Robin Williams (before he cleaned up his act)
Richard Prior (before he cleaned up his act)
Lenny Bruce
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
This is turning into a 3-day bender
My liver and funny bone aren't going to surviveQuote by liss11210
Glen Duncan - 'Author of I, Lucifer'
Hmmmm gotta add that one to my list
:lol: :lol: Like JGLebbon I've been known to spend a little time in the chatroom :lol:
Yup, there's times when it's so busy that I can't keep up with what's being said, and I'm pretty used to it.
If you're a newbie to the room, I'd suggest you don't try it during peak times - I've seen 120+ people at times and when it's like that it's impossible to keep up. Give it a try outside of evening hours, when it's at its busiest. It's alot easier to follow (and make a contribution) when there's (say) 40 people in...
Above all, give it a miss in that hour after pub chucking-out time unless you want to be really confused
:lol: Yup, there's times when it's so busy that I can't keep up with what's being said, and I'm pretty used to it.
If you're a newbie to the room, I'd suggest you don't try it during peak times - I've seen 120+ people at times and when it's like that it's impossible to keep up. Give it a try outside of evening hours, when it's at its busiest. It's alot easier to follow (and make a contribution) when there's (say) 40 people in...
Above all, give it a miss in that hour after pub chucking-out time unless you want to be really confused
Later this evening the gorgeous lovely generous sexy Corrie will be arriving for the weekend. Beyond spending some of the time nekkid and horizontal, we have no plans 
Watch out all you MotoGP fans !!!! This weekend's race is on Saturday (not Sunday as usual)..... 125cc @ , 250cc @ , MotoGP @ 1pm.
I hope Corrie likes bike racing
Quote by steve-shireen
There's no F1 but isnt moto-gp on this weekend Blue?
I am a motorsport fanatic but much prefer to watch moto-gp to F1
Watch out all you MotoGP fans !!!! This weekend's race is on Saturday (not Sunday as usual)..... 125cc @ , 250cc @ , MotoGP @ 1pm.
I hope Corrie likes bike racing
NTL's customer (non-)service
(By the way did anyone else see this ???? - refreshing to see NTL being honest about their service levels )
Fleas
Pub closing time
Recruitment consultants
Train operating companies explaining that the reason the train's delayed is cos the driver never turned up for work
(By the way did anyone else see this ???? - refreshing to see NTL being honest about their service levels
)Fleas
Pub closing time
Recruitment consultants
Train operating companies explaining that the reason the train's delayed is cos the driver never turned up for work
Quote by soulmate
is there much chance of meeting the girl of my dreams on here then?
It does happen, Soulmate, like it has to Angel_Chat, and I can think of many other couples who've met through this site. Like Heather and Outdoorfun, WBB and Tongue, Will and Sappho, Alex_Female and Dave_Notts, me and Corriefem.
Quote by corriefem
Well I captured a single guy didnt I ??? :shock: :shock:
Hook, line and sinker babes...
I've had two blokes spend all morning on my bed :shock: :shock: :shock:
Two big burly types, in their mid 30s I'd guess.
Errr, no, I'm not turning bi! They were two coppers, looking to nab some scally who they believed would turn up in my street, and they sat on my bed watching through the net curtains, with radios and earpieces etc.
Sadly their target never turned up. I was looking forward to watching an episode of the Bill re-enacted outside my front door.
Two big burly types, in their mid 30s I'd guess.
Errr, no, I'm not turning bi! They were two coppers, looking to nab some scally who they believed would turn up in my street, and they sat on my bed watching through the net curtains, with radios and earpieces etc.
Sadly their target never turned up. I was looking forward to watching an episode of the Bill re-enacted outside my front door.
