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Quote by freckledbird
Stairs? Stairs? did you run out of room in the lounge then ? :shock:
Bev
xx

Aww you know how it is, you get busy with someone then just fall where you land :twisted: redface
Quote by poniella
i thought the older lady with the lingerie shopping was really cool and showeed a very positive side to swinging.

That basque she got was GORGEOUS!
Quote by flapjackboy
Titty biscuits.

Wait a minute, that sounds suspiciously like a Weebl & Bob quote to me...
Kids do anything for Hairy Lee lol
Quote by Rainbows
Personally when it comes to Scots - well - I'm a bit of a Garbage Fan - but I know you two are going to give me grief for that!! lol

I like Garbage too, Shirley Manson is fecking gorgeous, especially in the video for 'I Think I'm Paranoid' - wow!
Personally I love Primal Scream best but not sure if they are a true Scots band due to Manc Mani being in the band.
Quote by freckledbird
I WANNA SEE

You little pervert :twisted:
Bev
xx
I never claimed not to be :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
I was just a bit "dubious" about how set-up the bit with the single bloke was. I mean - he placed/answered an ad and had a successful meet with a beautiful French girl who was attracted to him immediately - all in the time it took to film the series?
Hmmmmm - tad synical about that one. Just look at the success rate of the single guys around here!!

Yeah that was a bit suss, she was gorgeous and totally up for it, what are the chances of a random single bloke scoring there...........?
I just get really frustrated when they don't take the cameras into the party, I know the reasons why but I WANNA SEE! :twisted: rolleyes
Swinging Trainspotters hmmmmm Well there was one time on a railway bridge I got a bit carried away with my ex.......... :twisted:
As for swinging fisher-persons lol Well judging by some of the attire I have seen at parties, waders, ie rubber thigh boots, are rather popular :twisted: Not sure about aran jumpers though...........
Sorry mate but there is only one Fabio for me too, he's a great guy and a good mate of mine. Sorry!
Ermm just out of curiosity who kept snapping when I was busy on the stairs? redface surprisedops: :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Hello Bry201!
Come in and have some fun. Hang around and get to know people - it's the best way.
My pic (avatar) is some bloke in the shower.

And a very nice pic it is too! :twisted:
My avatar is me but you know that already Judy biggrin xxx
Quote by fatman
I would like to be surrouded by pussy and see how a Tampon feels :twisted:

bloody hell! rolleyes :shock: lol
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Said "F*ck him he's only an egg.
:love:
Netsuke

OMG talk about a sucker punch to the gut!
flounces off in tears
I know a few older people who are bikers and they are cool hornybear. It's when people try to be something they are not they end up looking silly, sort of like Peter Stringfellow lol
Quote by GoldenGun_25
see what i mean? i get two answers, one from scotland and the other from sheffield!! all the good girls live up north!

I OBJECT TO THIS COMMENT! I'm from oop north and I am NOT a good girl lol :twisted:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I wonder how much he's worth

Christ, does anyone else think hes luscious?

YES!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Vix
Chases Vix round the garden and catches her way too easily :twisted:

Well, if you must chase the disabled girl, what do you expect?
lol
Any excuse Vix, doesn't wash with me :P :lol:
You could be considerate and pop in the bathroom for a quick one off the wrist, therefore avoiding waking your better half and also having clean up facilities at hand for afterwards.
Chases Vix round the garden and catches her way too easily :twisted:
I think the main difference is that Love is reciprocal whereas obsession is a one way street.
Now if it had been a Toblerone that could have been much more interesting wink lol
Aww shame I missed this one. Glad to hear that it was a good programme though that didn't take a judgemental view of the family, it can only help to raise understanding.
First time I've seen the series but it is interesting. Not necessarily unbiased, and the people are definately not the only 'types' you would see at a party but I guess from tabloid TV's point of view they have to take who will tell them the story and most of us are a little more camera shy rolleyes
I've liked the look of the establishments they have featured so far though, it might be time to try a club sometime this year................... :twisted:
I think if 'soft swapping' means 'foreplay' then the parties I have been to have been on the whole, soft swap parties, I haven't had a great deal of penetrative sex at parties at all but lots and lots of fun touching, licking, sucking, kissing etc! :twisted:
But I can't see anyone calling a Blue and Satin party 'soft' in any way shape or form lol :twisted: so I'm confused a bit again lol!
Welcome back, I was just thinking that I hadn't seen you around for a while biggrin
Some do, my sporty car of choice would be the Audi TT which does seem quite a girly sort of car.
I'm with Clare on that one, if you have any pics, my inbox is waiting for em :twisted:
How about contacting Ann Summers and campaigning for men only parties, I'm sure Satin wouldn't mind strutting her stuff for the boys wink
As an aside, how come AS employed a male member of staff in their Metro Centre store if it's supposed to be women only?
Yes after every tragedy sick jokes start doing the rounds but it still doesn't make them acceptable or funny. Imagine of one of your loved ones was involved in a terrible tragedy such as the tsunami then you heard someone in the pub laughing at a joke about it. Nope, my sense of humour may be a little dry at times but I don't laugh at others misfortune.
Quote by Parrot
Older guys don't watch as much football.
Older guys don't go to the pub as much.
Older guys have learned a trick or two.
Older guys take all day to... CHOCOLATE???
BTW, I'm not old, I'm recycled. biggrin
Steve
Quote by BaldEagle

YEP! The guy I have in mind definately has a bit of a bling thing going too, a chav with cash, not a good thing! lol