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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53

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Quote by Ghostie
That's fabulous!! I nearly pissed myself reading that... (it's me age...) redface
I've used it twice already... Just siiting back waiting for the offers now! rolleyes

But which ones did you tick? :shock:
I'm having a total can't be arsed day, I'm surprised I'm even dressed! Mind you I was getting cold and I couldn't be bothered going all the way downstairs to put the heating on so I figured clothes were a good compromise!
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I hope I've explained that properly, it makes sense to me anyway rolleyes
Didn't mean to cause any offence satin :love:
Quote by satin
sorry MQ when im dressed im not a man,im satin,dee or denise.
i understand and no how hard it is for people to get there heads round that.
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I know that hunny, I was just pointing out that I don't really understand the AS policy of not allowing men because it would be legally classed as an 'orgy'. They seem to believe that adding a man to the party would start all the women having sex all over the place (which aint a bad thing :wink: ) but my point was that it would be just as likely/unlikely with a group of lesbian women who would naturally have sex with other women!
It is sexual discrimination and anyone who is interested should be allowed to have a party, after all there aren't any security guards stopping people going in the shops to browse.
Quote by BaldEagle
I do know a 'boy racer' who is knocking on 40 and what a prat! So I would recommend not buying a Honda Civic type R and putting a spoiler and alloys and a huge sound system in it if you are over the age of 20 because you will just look like a twat! lol

I've obvioulsy touched a raw nerve here.
So it's not Ok for an older guy to like fast cars. I just happen to like fast cars but can't afford Audi 2.8 Quattro's & the like, which would look more like my age bracket.
Sorry no offence bald eagle but I just thought that men should know these things! It's not the fast cars, it's the penis extension/trying to regain a long lost youth thing that is a bit, well, twatty :lol:
I have always found that policy quite bizarre, I mean, if the room was full of lesbians it wouldn't be any different to having men at a party really would it? dunno You are just as likely/unlikely to have an orgy!
It is a fascinating thread, lots of really good information.
I agree with you Little about the daughter of that couple growing up to be understanding of peoples differences which is always a good thing. I have tried my best with my own kids to help them understand and accept people whoever they are and I think it is working so far. I have gay and bi friends and my son has always known that M (gay man friend) has boyfriends the same way that straight men have girlfriends, and that is perfectly OK. I have always failed to understand why society is so stubborn in wanting everyone to conform to the 'norm' and that anyone who falls outside their neat categories should be open to discrimination. It is all wrong and I as a parent will always try to help my kids understand the many differences in people in the most positive way. That's one of the main reasons I am so keen on learning more about the bits I don't understand because if I know then I can pass that knowledge to others who don't.
I do know a 'boy racer' who is knocking on 40 and what a prat! So I would recommend not buying a Honda Civic type R and putting a spoiler and alloys and a huge sound system in it if you are over the age of 20 because you will just look like a twat! lol
Quote by SunBunny
Of course, some PMs I would prefer NOT to recieve. Like the one I had the other day:
U do Greek, 35 yo.
Wasn't even a question, it was like he was telling me I do Greek.
I deleted. Very quickly. I dont do Greek mate. Not with you anyway. I do manners...and conversation, and even flirting.

Erm.... what's Greek? rolleyes
Quote by KitKat
MQ - did they show the bit where she was asked "Do you miss your Daddy now he is your Mummy" and she answered - after some thought - 'No, I do think back sometimes, and when I do, I can sort of feel both of them there' (bit of paraphrasing there)

No I must have missed that part, or it may have been edited out, not sure. I'm sure it must have been difficult to go through the process for the daughter, quite confusing at times but they seemed like they were very open with her which is always a good thing. I guess when you have lived with something for a long time then it becomes the norm, and even more so for kids. I'm not sure that I can understand that question though because 'daddy' is still there, she is still the same person and will use the same parenting skills and love her daughter the same no matter what gender she was. Why should be any different now that 'daddy' has a womans body?
She mentioned the dilemma of whether her daughter should call her Mum but the girl insisted on it anyway and let's face it, it would look bloody odd if a child shouted 'DAD' in the street and a woman responded to her!
Wouldn't a cock ring be easier than having 7 blokes on stand by though. Nah scratch that, if you're a greedy girl then 7 it is lol
Quote by gailen
OK people - so what exactly is "an older man"? Someone older than yourself i guess.
Buti i read the ads and watch the threads and it would seem that anyone over 40 is way past it! - surely i cant be past it? - in fact i know im not!

Surely that depends on your age. If you are 20 them a 30 year old is older but if you are 30 then a 40 year old is older.
My dad is 52 just in case anyone is interested lol!
Quote by blueis
get a parmo on the way home.

Enlighten me please Marya... presumably a parmo is some sort of takeaway, but what kind ??
OK a parmo is something of a Teesside tradition. Yes it's a takeaway, consisting of a chicken escalope (some times pork but chicken is nicer) topped with bechamel sauce and lashings of cheese on top. It is generally served with chips or salad and creamed cabbage which is yummy!
Quote by satin
well i was promised a lesbian orgy for my birthday rolleyes
still waiting :!: :!: :!: :!: confused

You must have been very drunk by then Satin lol Although to be fair we were all bi girls so not strictly a lesbian orgy wink :twisted:
Personally I have recently pushed the limits of how much older a man could be for me, and on a couple of occasions it has paid dividends as they have been able to do things which younger men haven't achieved so I can vouch for the experience thing being true sometimes. However, I wouldn't feel comfortable with a man older than my Dad, and I have pushed it recently quite close confused :shock:
Isn't Fraise French for strawberry? Maybe he's French........... Catch the strawberry? mmmm Is that like plucking cherries :twisted: lol
Quote by bluexxx
I've personally heard t-girls who have there own tits slag off those not surgically or hormonally "enhanced" (for the want of a better word confused ), but I've no idea how widespread that kind of attitude is. One thing I do know for sure... or at least that is recorded in academic literature is that at one time (again, not sure how widespread this is or ever was) - lesbian feminists, particularly those who played "butch" roles, did not like or agree with female to male transsexuals wanting to and being allowed to live their lives as men. Well, actually, feminists seem to hate everyone, so why doesn't that suprise me rolleyes . I know that probably doesn't answer your question, but it is an interesting aside while someone comes up with the real answer wink

Bluddy (tm misschief) wimmin :roll: lol
Did anyone else see Lorraine Kelly this morning? There was a lovely example on there, a couple of post-op transsexual women who are bringing up a daughter between them. One of them fathered the girl in a previous relationship then as he came to terms with the fact that he was really a woman, he met another lady in the same predicament and they came through it together. She then realised that she was actually a lesbian also so it became even more complicated. But it looked like they were really happy together, the child seemed to be a well adjusted, sweet young girl who hasn't suffered prejudice because of her mum which is a breath of fresh air considering the society we live in.
I don't think it has anything to do with how long you have been on the scene or how hardened a swinger you are, it is all a matter of preference in the end. Nothing is wrong, as long as everyone is agreed and enjoys themselves.
Some people would never go any further than soft swap, others will go 'all the way' and have gang bangs, orgies and the like, it just depends on what you like to do.
lol :lol: Apparently there was some confusion about Judys gender at first too! :lol: :lol:
As a matter of interest, are there as many women who are transsexual? i.e. are born female but feel that they are male.
I am French which is bull because I KNOW I am Brians Mother lol
Sounds like typical reality TV to me - a load of wankers! lol :lol:
Quote by BaldEagle
Just a thought and a query.
It it said your "ears are burning" if someone is talking about you. So, if your fanny is burning, does that mean someone os masturbating thinking about you ??

Interesting theory! I bet lots of guys (and girls!) think about VIx wink :twisted:
t is difficult to understand all the different terminologies if you aren't familiar with them though, I will admit to being confused somewhat by all the TV/TS sorts of categories and needed them explaining to me. I do understand more now but it is still a complicated subject that is probably only really well known to people who are or have a close relationship with somebody who is a TV/TS.
Quick confession: in my naivety I thought that 'ladyboys' had a pussy tucked behind their balls rolleyes :doh:
Quote by JudyTV

I dread the knock at the door, and 2 irate parents saying "your son has got our daughter pregnant"
I dread that even more than the bailifs... at least if they dont gain access you can tell them to feck off, lol.

SNAP! I told my darling son 'it's not me you need to fear if you got her up the duff, it's her DAD!!!!' :shock: lol
No no no no no, It dosnt work like that in this modern day of equality for the sexes it goes like this....
You get a knock on the door saying :-

"Your careless and irresponsible daughter has got herself pregnant and is about to ruin our sons life. Did you teach her nothing about birth control. Parents like you should not be allowed children, I suppose you are too busy in the pub all day to monitor what your tramp of a daughter gets up to. He has just got a place at Uni and is thinking of a career in law. Your daughter, who works 2 evenings at the local chippy spreads her legs for anyone so if you think you will get a marriage proposal out of this you are mistaken and there is no way he is giving up Uni just to get a council flat to live with that Little slag.
What...... you don't have a daughter ..............oh, she lives next door? Right ok..hey don't shout at me I don't give a flying fluck if your son is Gay, sad or too pissed to care, I just got the door numbers mixed up so don't get so pissy you ugly bitch......no wonder he is flucking gay with a mother like you ".

Judy wink
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Why are we not supposed to stores glasses upside down? You got me worried now! confused
I am fascinated by the paranormal and believe that spirits exist but I'm definately too wussy/sensible (delete as applicable) to try contacting them. I am very tempted to go to a spiritualist church but haven't had the opportunity yet.
Quote by piercedJon
I dread the knock at the door, and 2 irate parents saying "your son has got our daughter pregnant"
I dread that even more than the bailifs... at least if they dont gain access you can tell them to feck off, lol.

SNAP! I told my darling son 'it's not me you need to fear if you got her up the duff, it's her DAD!!!!' :shock: lol
hmmm, tied up and blindfolded while two sexy studs pleasure me :twisted:
Or a pampering session in a spa lol
What's wrong with Big Girls Blouses? They often contain Big Girls Tits wink :twisted: