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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53
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:twisted:Quote by foxylady 123
which two guys are you talking about ?
Who cares? just yes please, though this time i think id prefer them both to be straight!!
Good idea, or you could end up with a scenario like in sex and the city where Samantha was asked by a gay couple to help them explore their straight side!! Unfortunately it ended up with them gazing on her womanly body and jumping on each other instead
:lol: Quote by rogerthedragon
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder so you would have to ask some of my beholders lol!!!
As an officially certified beholder, I would say yes beautiful as charged. :smitten:
As someone who likes a lady with a fuller figure I would say though that I dislike the BBW tag. Being big does not make someone beautiful, the point is that being beautiful is not restricted to those under a certain size.
My personal preferences are for nice curves and a personality to match.
Roger the Dragon.
Aww bless ya Roger
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Eagerslut9
mmmmmmmmm I get eagerslut in my birthday month! :twisted: Does that mean I get you as a present too
Ooooooooooh!! :shock: :shock:
ops: :oops: :oops: How'd you like your pressie wrapped? :wink:
:lol: :twisted:Don't really mind Eager as long as it's easy to get into :wink: :twisted:
:sparring: :hunk: Quote by rogerthedragon
If this happened to me, revenge would come during oral sex mwahahahahaha!!!! So be warned guys, fart in my bed and I'm gonna get ya
I've got to ask, does this mean if I fart in your bed you will fart whilst I give you oral (Unpleasant but funny) or you are going to bite my knob off? (Very, Very, Scary!)
Roger the Dragon.
Don't worry Roger, I mean I will have a good meal of beans beforehand, I wouldn't use my teeth unless you wanted me to :wink:
I'll let you nibble if you're very gentle. :wink:
So is this an invite to come and see you so I get the chance to fart in your bed?
Roger the ever hopeful Dragon.
No need to help with the washing up, I have a machine that does that for me! :wink:
In fact I have machines that do a lot of things for me................ :twisted:
My gloves are for show only :lol:
I wish I had known you two years ago Angel 
Would have saved me sticking with a bastard of a husband, then a complete shit of a boyfriend. Both lying cheating arsewipes who I'm so much better off without! So much of that rang very true for me, the lying, the accusations of me being paranoid/stupid/deluded, the times when I suspected something was odd but convinced myself that it was ok really and nothing was going on. :roll:
Unfortunately it has left me jaded and suspicious but in a way it's a good thing because I am finally taking the time out that I needed after my marriage ended to take care of myself and have some much needed fun, including my SH activities :twisted: Plus being single I'm not worried about any jealousy or complications that can come with swinging and relationships so that's a bonus too!
Would have saved me sticking with a bastard of a husband, then a complete shit of a boyfriend. Both lying cheating arsewipes who I'm so much better off without! So much of that rang very true for me, the lying, the accusations of me being paranoid/stupid/deluded, the times when I suspected something was odd but convinced myself that it was ok really and nothing was going on. :roll: Unfortunately it has left me jaded and suspicious but in a way it's a good thing because I am finally taking the time out that I needed after my marriage ended to take care of myself and have some much needed fun, including my SH activities :twisted: Plus being single I'm not worried about any jealousy or complications that can come with swinging and relationships so that's a bonus too!
Wouldn't the two or more men scenario be an equivalent of the typical straight male fantasy of two or more women pandering to their every whim?
I must admit two is enough for me (at a time! ) but there's always a first time for everything and as long as they were all willing to please, well, who knows!!! :twisted:
I must admit two is enough for me (at a time!
) but there's always a first time for everything and as long as they were all willing to please, well, who knows!!! :twisted: Quote by little gem
Excellent pics Reese
I'm happy for any pics of me to be shown with a fuzzy face too :lol:
Tease! :P :lol:
Bloody can't wait to see you in that dress and boots! Bet you looked stunning as always! ;)
What did you end up wearing Clare? I mean clothes wise, not your guests!
*trundles off to check her diary to see if she can clear out the appointments for the next month!
She certainly did Gem! And so did Tim............. :lol:
Quote by little gem
Shhhhhh, youre not allowed to talk of staying up all night shagging or about the naughty photos!
You told me you were in bed by 10pm and the party consisted of knitting and tiddly winks! You little fibber MQ! :P
Gem. x - still very gutted she missed things.
Sorry Gem, no it wasn't knitting and tiddlywinks, it was crochet and a discussion on world peace............
I did say I was a very bad liar
Quote by rogerthedragon
If this happened to me, revenge would come during oral sex mwahahahahaha!!!! So be warned guys, fart in my bed and I'm gonna get ya
I've got to ask, does this mean if I fart in your bed you will fart whilst I give you oral (Unpleasant but funny) or you are going to bite my knob off? (Very, Very, Scary!)
Roger the Dragon.
Don't worry Roger, I mean I will have a good meal of beans beforehand, I wouldn't use my teeth unless you wanted me to :wink:
I have a lot of trouble reaching orgasm sometimes, but the ones I have with someone stimulating me are a lot different to the ones I have alone. It also depends what my mood is like and any other stimulation (toys, vids etc) I have the most success alone but when someone else does it for me OMG!
