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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53

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(((hugs))) satin. You're one of lifes good guys and unfortunately there are tossers out there who will take advantage of that evil Fortunately a lot more people think like we do, and appreciate you being a good 'un smile
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hiya Fishface :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Dawn dunno

rolleyes lol I'm more of an angel fish than a Halibut though, I wouldn't have one of those in my tank lol!
I've just read the book about the Vagina Monologues and they are attempting to 'reclaim' the word Cunt but I'm not sure how well it will work really. Mind you I reckon the stage performance must be a damn sight better than the book, which I found quite boring.
Mine is on NTL so I have a combined BB and phone bill which is approximately the same every month, then we have the sky family package, kids and music channels for about £18 a month I think because it has a better range of channels than the equivalent NTL package.
Well nobody has ever called me Fishface so I don't think so! rolleyes lol
Same from me too, my how gossip spreads redface rolleyes
Look forward to seeing you again soon I hope :twisted:
So the kinky afro and the au naturale is out this season then?
Ahhhh I thought this was a bit out of character for our Reece, it's a different one rolleyes
CRAP I just realised it's my brothers birthday today! Not sure he would appreciate flowers tho............. confused Oh well maybe a text or e-card will do lol!
I've got the cheapest NTL broadband myself which is a damn sight better than the NTL hamster on a wheel I had until they introduced BB in our area!
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Once again i thought this thread was about something else (girth) . redface Ive done this twice this week,,,fraid its me who`s thick confused :? surprisedops: :oops:

Apparently I've been told I'm thick too :oops: :oops: :twisted: :twisted: !!
Mal
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Yes but you don't say in which context :P lol
Awwww Helen, big hugs from me hunny, I hate being ill too sad In fact I hate the time of the month as well cos I can't have sex boo!
I would love some of those trousers but being of a height that is only slightly taller than Hobbit I can never get any to fit without dragging half of the leg under my shoe and trailing behind me sad rolleyes I would wear em if they fit me biggrin
I'm afraid I am one of those who would use cunt or twat as an insult rather than a term for the vagina. For that I would generally use 'pussy' but it is a matter of preference.
Of course spoffle may become increasingly part of my vocabulary now......... lol
I would like to know what a zooglesnoffs preferences are because I am debating my sexuality! lol
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Its sort of changed to a school girl in the end rolleyes lol

Me too but I doubt we will end up with the same outfit lol. Do you shop in Tescos for clothes Clare? :lol:
Yay I finally got to see it. I pmsl at some of the corny one liners the narrator used, some of the guests looked 'shagged' - no shit sherlock! lol Both places looked really fab and the surprise of the guy when Lianne(?) was showing him the swings made me laugh!
I found the roast pig a bit disturbing tho, especially how they cooked it with a huge propane burner in a big foil thing lol!
I soooo want to go in that pool at Libs - wow that looked like fun and I was well gutted when the cameras left just as the party was getting started lol! I know there are issues of privacy and all that but hey any excuse to watch sexy goings on for me lol!
ooo ooo ooo ooo how could we forget Lady Marmalade!! Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir? eh? eh? eh?

A few really good ones here, Fever mmm, Marvin Gaye, Usher, Donna Summer -wow!
Not sure about Barbie Girl tho.......... confused
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Madonna Erotic................
does it for me!

Me too, in fact most of her stuff from that era was very sexy.
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Je t'aime is/was Serge Gainsbourgh and Jane was she who did the moaning and in fact is English and was a bit of a naughty girl in her day.!1969 i you said the original Tainted Love i assume you didn't mean by Soft Cell as this is a I'M SO BLOODY ANAL!!!!This has got to end. :shock:

I never actually mentioned Soft Cell so ner :P
I did mean the soft cell version tho teehee!
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Hmmmm, difficult one this. Everyone's idea of what erotica is is different. One man's (or woman's) meat...etc,etc. You might consider art by the following artists (and if they don't suit, let me know and I'll suggest some other diverse artists)
Felicien Rops (classic S/M)
Aubrey Beardsley (TV erotica)
John Bolton (check out his Vampir series.. :-)
Eric Stanton (comix)

Wow just checked out the Eric Stanton pics of Brigette Bardot, nothing rude, not even nudity but that woman exuded sex! beautiful! There's some really good artwork amongst those artists works, I love the vampire stuff and Felicien Rops stuff with women who are not stick insects, very attractive.
I think music can be very erotic too, a sexy voice and a low, sexy bassline can do wonders!
Je T'aime by Serge Gainsbourg, naughty naughty naughty record...... :twisted:
Must admit even though it was before my time it certainly was one of the most erotic songs I've ever heard.
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Eminem is OK by me. How about some sexy songs? What do people like to get down and dirty to wink :twisted:

Well if Satin's party was anything to go by ... Black Lace in more ways than one ;)
lol :lol: and white, and pink, and red :lol: :lol:
now the subject has been brought up, how about a proper discussion on it? I wouldn't know where to start but a few pointers would be good.
The only thing I have seen is the Indian (?) carvings of the Kama Sutra which are fantastic, but what else is out there?
Eminem is OK by me. How about some sexy songs? What do people like to get down and dirty to wink :twisted:
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What was wrong with the Depeche Mode last time?!
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(Ok, so they're one of my fave bands, wanna make something of it?!)

Nothing if it's sung by Marilyn Manson :P
Aww now Depeche Mode are pretty good Calista! So is MM but if I had to choose between the original Personal Jesus and Tainted Love, I would choose the originals!
Yeah but if he had a cock instead of a hand he could give himself a BJ no problem! lol