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5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

I take it your not into oral sex then? rotflmao

Well I could make an exception for you Jon wink

:twisted: You can tie me up too while I do it if you like :twisted: :twisted:

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5 Mar 2005

I remember hearing about teen girls experimenting with each other so I decided to show a couple of friends my mums vibrator and stripped off in front of them to play with it. The shock on their faces made me realise that it wasn't going to happen redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by Vix
INXS did a song.. "One of my kind". Might not be the title, tho.

Need U Tonight
Come over here
All you got is this moment
The twenty-first century's yesterday
You can care all you want
Everybody does yeah that's okay
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
I need you tonight
'Cause I'm not sleeping
There's something about you girl
That makes me sweat
How do you feel
I'm lonely
What do you think
Can't take it all
Whatcha gonna do
Gonna live my life
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
<edit> oops!

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:

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5 Mar 2005

A banana with a condom on when I was a teen confused

Well, definately no banana babies for me lol!

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5 Mar 2005

Judy I've heard of some weird fetishes but buggering a PC??? I didn't even know they had bums! rolleyes

<edit> Or did you mean a rather nice police constable? lol

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
MQ how do u fancy going 50/50 in a fuck at blues party

Wow good approach Lep, you're on :twisted:

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5 Mar 2005

Fuck shit bollocks, how do I just come out and say 'I want to fuck you!'
I had 2 near misses tonight, I can't believe it rolleyes

I was in a club with my sister and a couple of mates, one of whom I have fancied for aaaaaaaages! He started giving me a bit of a come on as we were leaving after many attempts by me at eye contact and crotch watching! lol

Then his sodding mate decided to walk home instead of accepting the lift I was offering and he buggered off out of loyalty to the mate ARGH!
Then, you are really not gonna believe this but I was so bloody horny I went driving off for somewhere quiet wink

Trouble was, I come to a tight bend and found a guy in a crashed bloody car! So there's me with my skirt hitched up wanting soooo badly and what did I do? I pulled the skirt straight and gave him a lift to the nearest phone box! I had him in my car! Alone! In a dark country lane! And he was a perfect gent and I just couldn't tell him why I was down there so late at night! ARGH!!!!!!!

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4 Mar 2005

Quote by awol
Aaah, but you deserved it. (no, I can't remember. Just talking outta my arse. As usual)

yes I probably did ... now don't you go and do a search of my posts please!!
Too embarrasing (well it seemed a good idea at the time!) redface

Don't tell me it was a 'Spit or Swallow?' poll?!?!?!? :shock: lol

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4 Mar 2005

I was over the moon when I had a thread locked, even PM'd Sarge to thank him lol

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4 Mar 2005

Sent mine now to keep him busy for two hours biggrin

:D

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3 Mar 2005

Quote by Marya
Swinging to me was the traditional wife swopping

Same here. The keys in the bowl thingummy and middle-aged couples rogering their neighbours, basically. I had no idea there would be such a diversity of sexual preferences, personalities not to mention that singles were so welcome in the community - or that it was a community! The amount of clubs surprised me and I was amazed when I first joined this site.
Naiive me, eh?
Same here! Although I never gave it much thought really until I heard some stories which caught my interest then I was pointed in this direction and that was that!

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3 Mar 2005

Depends on who you fancy, age doesn't come into it. As long as they are legal then that's all that matters.

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3 Mar 2005

Only 12 here sad

must try harder! (my teacher used to write that on my report cards too...)

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3 Mar 2005

Same age as I am now, although technically it is casual sex and sex parties rather than the 'wife swapping' translation of 'swinging'. Now wishing that I had found my way a bit sooner lol!

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1 Mar 2005

I would think you will first have to find out what size you will be and what sort of underwear you would like to wear. The back pages of a catalogue have sizing measurements which might help. Then, go and buy some and wear it!
Asda and tesco have quite a nice range of lingerie if you are brave, if not there's plenty on the internet biggrin

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1 Mar 2005

Gem that site is FANTASTIC! Sooo funny, I had to get a TV licence of my own even though she did certify me as being an actual woman lol

:lol:

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1 Mar 2005

I'm with Rainbows and her 'click' factor. I can't say 100% what my particular 'type' is, I can only say whether a certain person is attractive to me. Sense of humour is a huge factor, along with having something in common, physical attraction of course comes in there and I don't think it is particularly shallow to say that because in the end it's human nature, we are all made that way and to not have a preference would be unnatural.

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1 Mar 2005

Of course we can't forget the porn movie producer Ben Dover!

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1 Mar 2005

I've been pondering this a while and was wondering what you all thought. How do you approach someone at a party/club who you would like to have sex with? I tend to wait for someone elses advances on me before I do anything, but if there is someone I really fancy, I daren't come on to them! I feel silly admitting it, after all, everyone is there for the same reason, but not everyone will fancy everyone else.
How do I get over that hurdle and get into someones pants??? redface

:twisted:

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28 Feb 2005

Well I STILL haven't had a shag from him! It's been HOURS since I first posted my complaint! How could he leave a woman waiting so long? Evil! evil

:twisted:

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28 Feb 2005

Can I add my name to the disgruntled as someone who has yet to be shagged by marmalaid! evil

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27 Feb 2005

You know that Satin only did it cos of the punishments involved :twisted:

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27 Feb 2005

Definately fresh and clean for me too! Nothing worse than a smelly crotch bleurgh!

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27 Feb 2005

It's definately a case of personal taste, although songs with openly sexual and explicit lyrics are probably more appropriate for a sex club. Although I'm not a great fan of RnB there are some really good sexy tracks, LL Cool J, Usher and Sisqo have made some pretty horny tunes in their time. Christinas 'Dirrrty' always goes down well too.
I tend to like rock songs that sound sleazy, not so much explicit but have a sexual undertone either in lyrics or tune. But that is just a matter of taste as I found out at Steve and Clares last party when one of my all time favourite CDs of all time was called 'crap' rolleyes

Some people have no taste :P lol

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26 Feb 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
That tune was an acid trip without the acid!!!

The video is 25 minutes long and 100 times as acid as the single was!
Nice to see so much of Chris Cuningham's work in the thread (windowlicker/come to daddy/all is full of love/etc.) he's got a compilation DVD here:

I really like the work of Michael Gondry, who did Star Guitar for the Chemical Brothers, and even better, their "Let Forever Be", which probably ranks as my favourite video ever.
You can buy DVDs of Chris Cunninghams work, I think I recall there being a series of them featuring different directors, wouldn't mind getting hold of them. I think 2 of the others were Spike Jonze and Michel Gondry if I remember rightly.
<edited to say> Doh, should have clicked on the link first lol! I was right about the directors though biggrin

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26 Feb 2005

Nope, not for me either. I like the look of a well toned body but all those bulgy muscles look awful, and when the veins start popping out - eww!!!

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26 Feb 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
does anyone remember staker humanoid im sure that sent me subliminal messeges first time i saw it

That tune was an acid trip without the acid!!!
Jiggle - any Prodigy is good for me but No Good (start the dance) - Ohhhhhh Liam Howlett with his shirt off mmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

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26 Feb 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
we don't do sex thankyou, we're British!!

Speak for yourself :P lol

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