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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Calico
What type of ghosts like curry?
Baltigeists .....
.................... I'll get me coat rolleyes

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I have a silly sense of humour :roll:
................. Can you pick my coat up while your there please redface
Quote by rachel-lane
I love the Beastie Boys Sabotage
beastie boys deffo sabotage is soo cool mq you have some funky music tastes wink

Thanks Rachel, I love music of all types, except manufactured pop shite and manufactured dance shite which sounds like the 2005 version of the Casio Keyboard lol! It's one subject I can bore people for hours on rolleyes
Quote by rachel-lane
mine is window licker by aphex twin

ooo Good choice Rachel, Aphex Twin is a twisted genius! That video freaks me out big time though lol!
dont watch come to daddy then thats so fooked i love aphex twin hes a little dark puppet
Seen it already, the freaky monster thing screaming in the grannys face!!! <shudder!>
Quote by mark_nwest
is window licker the aphex twin tune that has all the fit women turning into freakin looking things, and is like a short film? If so i love that one but my fave is..................
SMACK MY BITCH UP by the prodigy. i dare anyone to say they saw the twist in that coming

Aphex Twins vids are fantastic but creep the shit out of me lol! But yes, that's the one!
I LOVE Prodigy and OMG when I first saw that vid I was gobsmacked at the end! Couple of sexy strippers in it for a good perv tho wink
Quote by VenusnMars
They`ll swallow it.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
You're really a fella?
You are really looking forward to Blue`s aren`t you Scandal?
I can tell :twisted:
Venusxxx
He's not the only one :twisted: wink
Spike Jonze has produced some really good fun videos, I love the Beastie Boys Sabotage and Fat Boy Slims Praise You videos, really good biggrin
Some good sexy videos out there too, including Go With the Flow by QOTSA and Probots Shake Your Blood featuring the incredibly sexy Suicide Girls mmmmm!
<edited to say> Ohhhh Star Guitar is fantastic! Michel Gondry produced some very weird but brilliant vids.
Quote by morbiusUK
You mean you didn't assist in the hair removal??? Or am I just kinky wanting that???? redface

I did help 'cream her up' ;)
This was the five mins while it 'did its thing'
Awww so you had to wait 5 minutes, bless ya! I know she's gorgeous but don't be so bloody impatient! lol
Well you have two choices, you could go to bed and stay there till monday or you could get off your arse and do something!
HTH lol
You mean you didn't assist in the hair removal??? Or am I just kinky wanting that???? redface
I think there should be a 'womens orgasms' category - including:
Technique - fingers, tongues, cocks etc................
Skill - How adept you are at using the above to reach your target
Time taken to get her there
:twisted: I volunteer myself as tester and will give in depth judgements as soon as I can see straight again lol
Quote by rachel-lane
mine is window licker by aphex twin

ooo Good choice Rachel, Aphex Twin is a twisted genius! That video freaks me out big time though lol!
Quote by da69ve
Didn't see it but just wondered where they got the 37p from as we use to pay aday before our son decided he wanted a packed lunch instead!

The point is Dave, that's what you pay, but that covers overheads and the final cost of 1 meal to the school caterers is 37p. The rest is swallowed by cooking, staffing, cleaning etc that the school have to provide. Only 37p is spent on actual food.
School buses are unneccesary when the school is only a short walk away. There are buses provided for children who live some distance from their school and for those who have special needs.
The general guidelines are that a child under the age of 12 cannot always judge road safety accurately. In my case though I allowed my son to walk to school from about the age of 8, because I trusted him to go (which not all parents can) and because I felt he had a good sensible head on his shoulders. The school is only a 5 minute walk away but any younger than that it is not advisable and I certainly wouldn't allow it.
It may have been different years ago when we were at school, or it may not have. I was stalked on the way to school when I was 13 and he was only put off when I got my dad to follow me and he took photos of the man so if anything had happened he had evidence of who it was. There are too many stories of children going missing and youngsters who are gullible and vulnerable to strangers and even people who are known to them.
Quote by PoloLady
I sometimes wonder if a dictatorship wouldnt be better at times

Don't talk bollocks!
Whilst freedom of speech reigns it is far easier to weed out the wankers! biggrin
Very true Polo, and of course one rule may work for some but not others, can you imagine if they said we could only live in monogamous relationships and never have sex with anyone else?!?!?!
Quote by Reese
And I'm off to quiz, tonight...

Thus, I'm all alone and on my own tonight, too! :cry:
~Reese! surprised
I'll keep you company Reese, if I set off now I might get to you by ermmm tomorrow night knowing my driving and the roads lol
Definately get em to school! Hell nor high water will not stop me sending the sprogs to school, they have to be hospitalised to deserve a sick day. Otherwise it's off to school and give me some bloody peace! lol It's the only time I get to myself to either get stuff done or chill out, without that I end up a complete basket case!
I was told by a guy with a PA that they are condom friendly but I could imagine that it would also depend on the skill of the piercer and the type of ring used.
I don't like the tone of that either, sounds very nasty and definately not a turn on like the other stories. It may be a cuckold type scenario but then that should have been made clear. I doubt it though by the tone of it. He also has no respect for the women he's bedding, if I were one of you girls I'd be down the clinic asap.
IMO the story is tasteless and as unsexy as big grey smelly pants. Crap.
Quote by VenusnMars
rotflmao In order not to be mistaken for a sub, Mars has just announced he will be turning up in his overalls, an ice hockey mask, and will be wielding a chainsaw.
Will this be Dom enough for everybody?! :uhoh:
Venusxxx

As long as he can cope with the eminem piss takes lol
I enjoy wearing lingerie when I'm in the mood for some fun, otherwise it's a bit uncomfortable and unnecessary. I think it's a mixture of all sorts which makes me enjoy it, the feeling of being confident and sexy and the effect that it has on others who like what they see. I get the same buzz from wearing a short skirt or a low cut top, knowing that I'm 'on show' but leaving a little to the imagination also.
Heeled boots do it for me too, although I can't often get a pair that fit me properly.
Quote by VenusnMars
Feeling filthy tonight, so you can have the best picture I have of both mine and Mars` thighs :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/venusnmars/pictures/8.jpg
Venusxxx

Wow fantastic pic venus, incredibly sexy and erotic!
Quote by sexyjess23
i am rather ashamed to admit it but i have fillthy gorgeous on my phone wink

I LOVE that song biggrin
Best one I've heard is on a friend phone, she got her 11 year old son to record a message for her and he's giggling '***** (her name) answer the phone (teeheeheehee) ****** phone! answer the phone!!!!' Really cute :D
Quote by fabio grooverider
for work i have the pheonixs nights theme..
sean xxxxxx

Copycat, you only got it cos I did :P lol I've got that for texts and Sex and The City for calls
Quote by JudyTV
hair yuk disgusting shave it all off burn it kill it be gone bad bad bad in your box hair

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So I guess hirsuit is not for you then biggrin
Judy - you do more hair removal than I do!!!! Lucky sod being able to use veet on your bits though, us girls with 'lady gardens' have problems with that one!
Hi ya MQ
If you find you have sensative areas that you do not want to allow mousse to get to then just cover the area in either vasaline or a moisturising cream and spray away. There ya go :P .
Judy

I think I'll give it a try, if it works I'll let Vix know too lol :lol:
Quote by Mister_Discreet
You think that's awkward? I'm 3, 7, 8, 9 and 5-curious!

Ooooo! Mr D!!! :shock:
Quote by VenusnMars
What about someone who's a 3, 8 and 9! rolleyes

Don`t be awkward! smackbottom
Venusxxx
I'll be awkward all I like, especially if that's what I get for it :twisted:
Quote by rachel-lane
hair yuk disgusting shave it all off burn it kill it be gone bad bad bad in your box hair

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So I guess hirsuit is not for you then biggrin
Judy - you do more hair removal than I do!!!! Lucky sod being able to use veet on your bits though, us girls with 'lady gardens' have problems with that one!
Quote by Libra-Love
How did I miss this?
Hunni, you NEVER wear black with a colour!

Could I wear colour with black then?
What did you wear in the end then???
Quote by foxylady 123

Yep....... and did you no that some tribs eat there own after birth as it contain nutrents

What do you mean, "some tribes"? its still done here, i know people who have asked the midwife to preserve the afterbirth so that they could take it home and eat it. I think its rich in iron which is what meany women need after giving birth If i remeber correctly you boil it!
Placenta pate anyone?