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MQ
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53
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Love the smell of fresh laundry, especially launderettes and bedding that has been in the airing cupboard for a long time, sort of musty and comforting. Freshly baked bread, I sometimes drive past a bread factory and always inhale deeply mmmmm! Love freshly cut grass and flowers.
Hate petrol, gives me a headache, sewage, bin wagons, B.O., bad feet and frozen ready meals done in the microwave bleurgh! Oh and Pot Noodle - filthy muck!
Hate petrol, gives me a headache, sewage, bin wagons, B.O., bad feet and frozen ready meals done in the microwave bleurgh! Oh and Pot Noodle - filthy muck!
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I'd wank,fart,belch and scratch me arse
(not really that different to now really) :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Same here :lol: :lol:
I would like to see what the fascination is with men and their tackle and enjoy a damn good wank and shag a woman to see what it's like before turning back into a girly cos I like my boobs too!
Bit close to home this one, he could have been my ex husband. There were a LOT of factors in my case that put me off sex and instead of us being strong together and getting through it he strayed and I threw him out. It would have been much better if he had come clean to me that our relationship was over in his eyes and finished it before involving someone else.
I do think relationships should be about more than just sex though, unfortunately my ex didn't, in every other way I was as good a wife and mother as I could have been under our circumstances, but we had a lot of difficulties at the time and he was too weak to deal with things in a decent way.
I do think relationships should be about more than just sex though, unfortunately my ex didn't, in every other way I was as good a wife and mother as I could have been under our circumstances, but we had a lot of difficulties at the time and he was too weak to deal with things in a decent way.
Quote by gailen
You know something?
Some of you people are such hypocrites - you spout forth about not "playing " with married men ! BUT how many of you would say the same thing about playing with a married woman??????
NOT MANY I BET!
Ermm would you like to quote anyone who has actually said that it's OK for married women but not married men??? I for one would apply the same rules to anyone who was married, or for that matter, in a permanent relationship with someone. It's the lying and deceit that is wrong, not whether it is a man or woman doing it.
I am VERY open minded, as some other forum members will vouch, but I draw the line at having sex with married men. My reason is because my ex husband hurt me very badly by shagging behind my back and I am very unwilling to be the 'other woman', especially if/when the wife finds out! It is immoral and unethical and can hurt a lot of people, it doesn't matter how discreet you are, you will get found out in the end and I don't want to be in the crossfire.
Of course if that married man is at a party with his wife and they both consent to sharing each other then that is a completely different matter.
Of course if that married man is at a party with his wife and they both consent to sharing each other then that is a completely different matter.
Quote by aperfectc23
I think Chill Out by KLF is one of my fave records of all time. Its just so surreal!!
Plus i loved all the stunts they pulled like the dead sheep and burning quid and filming it.
:twisted: :twisted: NCB
the chill out album was amazing thats the album wear they just recorded there trip around america wasnt it
That's the one! I love the way it was all just a complete piss taking scam, and they STILL managed to produce some fantastic work! I even managed to get a copy of It's Grim Up North and Doctorin the Tardis :D
My first experience was at a party in a small hotel who caters for swingers, it was really good. They all said to me that I didn't have to do anything I didn't want to do but I was free to join in also. It was a good laugh and REALLY good fun! The atmosphere was relaxed, it was couples only which could be a good thing for a first time couple I think and when we got down to the real fun the other people were keen to include me once I had decided to join in.
I found once I got turned on the nerves floated away and I was completely relaxed and I had a fantastic time.
So I guess maybe what I'm saying is, try a smaller party or swinging with another couple, whichever you prefer and see how it goes. All you need to remember is that no means no for everyone involved and you can go as little or as far as you are comfortable with.
I found once I got turned on the nerves floated away and I was completely relaxed and I had a fantastic time.
So I guess maybe what I'm saying is, try a smaller party or swinging with another couple, whichever you prefer and see how it goes. All you need to remember is that no means no for everyone involved and you can go as little or as far as you are comfortable with.
Quote by kenmoo
why is always the right nut too? It's like the toast usually falling butter side down... No viable scientific explanation
I seem to remember something from uni, about how butter fell face down, because the extra weight of the butter generally caused it to gravitate in that way.
But when we actually tried this, it turned out to be utter bollocks. Can't remember the exact figures, but it was roughly 50/50
And no, we didn't eat the toast afterwards
Ken
Glad to see students are learning so much these days
:lol: makes a mental note not to have toast the morning after at Kens place :lol:
Quote by rich-leeds
id like to add
The Libertines (secret gig) - The Arena, Middlesbrough 2004
ARGH why do I miss gigs like this on my fecking doorstep :cry:
Quote by Artisan
Blink 182 (I love the albums but 1 bloody hour at twice the tempo so they can get it all in)
Agree with that one, we saw them too and it irritated me that they played so fast.
Goth/punk/metal/rock etc gal here too! Can't afford to dress the part but I'd really love to!
I adore all kinds of stuff from the old skool Sisters of Mercy, the Mission etc to more current bits of all sorts, QOTSA, Alice In Chains, ohhh all sorts! All the skater kids think I'm a cool mom lol!
I adore all kinds of stuff from the old skool Sisters of Mercy, the Mission etc to more current bits of all sorts, QOTSA, Alice In Chains, ohhh all sorts! All the skater kids think I'm a cool mom lol!
Quote by AlexClaireSX
Re Noah and Nelly 'All aboard the Skylark'
'Double' headed animalls like the 'Push-me-Pullyou' from the original Dr Doolittle
One end was happy, the other sad
Luv Alex DJ (The official Essex Munch I & II DJ)
Yep, I remember that one, and Schmoo, he was a white blob thing which could morph into anything he wanted!
Magic Roundabout is fab, just dragged my little un to see it today and I enjoyed it. Loved Dylans grass references :twisted:
