Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
MQ
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53

Forum

I was looking for an appropriate birthday cake for you and for some reason this one reminded me of you.................

lol Happy Birthday Vix xxxxx
dammit still can't post pics rolleyes
Quote by fabio grooverider
i didn't get any either....
but i am a not very good looking blokey.... which normally doesn't really cut it....
everys friend and no ones lover..... but hey... have lots of wonderful friends...
sean xxxxx

Seanie hunny, you are a fab bloke and as little as I know you, I still think you are great and you KNOW it's been a bit more than 'friends'!!! wink
Quote by bluexxx
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You loon, Marms....
Show us your cock :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I see I'm not the only one who wishes Chris would turn around in that avatar :twisted: :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
Roses are red
But white is her Basque
I’d shag MQ
But am too scared to ask

I GOT ONE I GOT ONE I GOT ONE!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Chuffeder than a chuffed thing at a chuffedy party wearing a chuffedy badge biggrin
Bloody suspense is killing me now tho :shock: :confused:
kiss to you whoever you are I'm very flattered :D
Well done munchers for proving once again what a decent caring group of people you are biggrin
Blimey polo, my eyes are watering now! Can I send that to our local prison to give them some ideas how to treat nonces rolleyes
How about this one:
I shagged you senseless
then started to itch
you gave me VD
you dirty fucking bitch!
I didn't get anything at all sad Not even a naughty text message :( :(
Bugger it, I'll just die lonely and unloved :cry:
Quote by KcKat

apparenty we all have a double somewhere??? rolleyes

Is it you or your double getting all the licks and kisses????? :twisted: :twisted:
Think my double is getting all the fun at the moment :cry:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keep it up stalker
I'm gonna punch you lol
*nb: I have someone in mind but he's not on SH :lol:
In my case I have had no problems separating love from sex, on the contrary it caused a lot of difficulties because my ex husband couldn't do it. I have always been the sort of person who could do 'nsa' sex just for the hell of it.
Bastards, what are these pathetic arseholes thinking when they do stuff like this? It's bloody sickening, at least they could do society a favour by hacking the sites which are nasty and illegal instead of those where people are trying to do some good in this world. I just hope they are never faced with a terrible disability because if they do this to the people who are trying to make a difference, there will be nobody to help them in their hour of need. mad
Quote by Vix
I was gonna send a PM to Marya about this, then thought "No, that's cowardly". Here's why:
You know me, I would probably be expected to come into a thread like this and say something along the lines of "Well, if they did it to me, or if I saw them do it to someone else, I'd rip their head off and shit down their neck!"
Truth be told, if it happened to me, I'd be one of the women that thinks "Well, look at how I dress and behave. It's to be expected'"
Now, I know that that is so much bollox, but in a situation like this, that would be my reaction. I would probably do nothing. In fact, I doubt I'd be brave enough to even 'complain' the day after. Or ever.

Ditto here too Vix, I would have been very intimidated and worried. It's one of the reasons I haven't been to a club yet......
Quote by MR-FB
what will i be doing then ?
shall i be ready with the bucket and sponge to cool you both off?

I think you're digressing from the point of the thread Mr FB, this should be on the 'Large Vagina' thread. lol :lol:
I have noticed on a few occasions that the person I have played with hasn't cum, I don't know why that would be and I try not to get too paranoid about it, they all come back for seconds wink I find it hard to orgasm so I have sort of got used to it not happening generally, and it also makes it a little bit more special when it does happen! So I would say to anyone, don't worry if you don't get me there, if I'm being pretty vocal, then it's all good! :twisted:
I would have no problem with gay people attending a munch or even a swinging party, none whatsoever. We all have our sexual preferences and just because we would or wouldn't do certain things doesn't stop us from going to parties. There is plenty of bi-play at parties anyway so no difference really!
Such a shame a fun night had to be blighted like this. To the two involved - you give men a bad name! Plus the fact that you were also sullying your race by acting up to some of those stereotypes that some small minded bigots would use against you.
Idiots.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Eat this first then youll feel full all the way thru.

Wow that's a big one wink :twisted:
Quote by poniella
LP were supported by Lostprophets and they ROCKED!!!!

I was in a band that supported Lost Prophets a few years ago before they'd properly made it. They were great live. Their first album's awesome, but I worry that they're going to commericalise a bit too much now.
I agree with that Tris, I worry they are getting too commercial but the second album was damn good too so I just hope they are successful by sticking to their style of music without ending up mainstream and crass. Funeral For A Friend are also damn good and I'll be keeping an eye on Bullet for my Valentine too, lots of good stuff coming out of Wales over the last few years.
Well sorry guys but I do like to feel nice and full if ya know what I mean wink I'll be honest, smaller ones just don't do it in the same way for me redface But there does definately have to be some skill and hand/tongue work in there too for it to be completely satisfying.
owwwwwwwwwww ya fucker! Brings back painful memories! :shock:
Quote by rich-leeds
MQ you have a most excellent taste in music !
i was at carl barat from the libertines xmas party, kelly osbourne was there
boy was she a stuck up twat

Thanks rich biggrin I'd love to meet Carl and Pete, despite him falling by the wayside and getting into bother, I want to mother him lol!
Way too many to list, main favourites being Prodigy, Queens of the Stone Age, Strokes, Libertines, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, old skool rave and house, Primal Scream, that kinda thing, although I like odd bits of all sorts of different types of music.
I've been told fisting would be rather uncomfortable for me unless I worked up to it very slowly! Of course there are other advantages of having a pelvic floor, such as not wetting myself in public!
No idea but you can make a packet on Ebay with em (as long as you say they are unWORN!) lol
Quote by staffy1981
Having never seen it before i watched it round at a friends last night.
What more can i say other than pure class!!!!
Am away to look on the net to see if they are doing the show near me!!!
Is it just me or did Tim Curry look good wearing all of that gear? He pulled it off very well in my opinion. Richard O'Brien how freaky looking was he?

Tim Curry in a basque mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! I tell ya that man can wear lingerie like no other! RIchard O'Brien has always looked freaky, that's what's so damn sexy about him!!!
Rocky Horror, the film that first opened my eyes to all kinds of strange and pervy things and I bloody loved it :twisted:
Quote by hornyred and dino
ooh yeh , thanks for joggin my memory MQ , moby closing Glastonbury couple of years ago , fooooking awsome biggrin

He is fantastic isn't he! I saw him in Manchester and New Order were there watching the gig, he performed Joy Divisions 'New Dawn Fades' - wow! It was a great track on the 24 hour party people soundtrack but live - amazing!
DR SCOTT! BRAD! DR SCOTT! JANET! ROCKY! DR SCOTT! BRAD! DR SCOTT! JANET! ROCKY! DR SCOTT! BRAD! DR SCOTT! JANET! ROCKY!
fantastic biggrin :D :D :D :D
Quote by Shloppy
I always thought that it was what you did with it rather than size.....or was that just to humour me redface
Tell me ladies would you prefer a pencil thin 10 incher or a well chunky 6 1/2 incher? blast

Bit of both please :twisted:
You could try writing it both ways tania, one version with the romantic slant, the other with the rude stuff then see which one get people horny quicker biggrin
Best gigs have been Prodigy, Ian Brown, Moby and Linkin Park I reckon. LP were supported by Lostprophets and they ROCKED!!!!
Least impressive was the Blink 182 gig I went to in Newcastle last year, they played all their songs way too fast like they wanted to get through it all as fast as possible, although Mark Hoppus was quite funny at the end...
I love seeing live bands, really amazing, I've also seen the Foo Fighters who were cool, the Charlatans, although I was ill all the way through, Kasabian, Razorshite, I mean Light and Electric 6 who were fun but I'm not ultra keen on them after the video for Radio Ga Ga. Oh yeah and also saw Goldie Lookin Chain at a free concert but I didn't 'get' them until much later, thought they were a pack of twats, which they are, but they're funny twats lol!