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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by piercedJon
I cant offer another lass to use in the demonstration, but I can always tuck me willy between my legs and pretend lol

ARE YOU KIDDING???
runs off to book train tickets to Jons les-fest ........... erm where do you live again?? :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
I'm kinda figuring this guy doesn't make the grade? dunno

Which cruel bastards thought that he should be CIRCUMCISED???? Surely every extra bit would count for the poor bugger!
Quote by piercedJon
Worryingly big Parrot, seen bigger, but I think personally I would struggle with that one.
Venusxxx

Its not that big redface ... dont forget i'm a photographer and its amazing what you can do with a macro lens and the right vantage point.... lol
Most men think they are smaller than they really are as they are looking down on the subject in hand (pun intended, lol)
I'm sure I could probably squeeze it in a couple of places Jon wink call me........ :wink: :twisted:
Too late Jon I had to look and OMFG! WOW!
fancy a shag :twisted: :twisted: redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by duncanlondon
This is not as odd as it seems. Many couples fall out bitterly, end up hating each other etc. But they can still have great sex and often do many times before finally parting.

redface surprisedops: :oops: Have to confess to that one, I hate my ex hubby but if I fancy a shag and he's around then I do 'give in' to his predictable advances. Still don't know why, he's never improved his skills despite the woman he left me for being so fantastic rolleyes
I've just got the Pulsatron from ann summers and can't wait to try it out with a friend :twisted: No complaints so far for solo play either :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Ghostie
Ah, but Ghostie, isn`t intolorance toward certain moralities or lack thereof........
Awwwwww fuckit, can`t be arsed to play devil`s advocate today! :giggle: wink
Venusxxx

Yes it is! Guilty as Charged M'lud redface
I should point out that my outburst has been fuelled not only by Kristofs post, but by many others too. am I the only one who thinks it's hypocrisy to be witch hunting "cheats" and having a poll in which 66% of the respondents admit to cheating?
You are not actually considering people, such as myself, who have cheated in the past, a long time ago, and admitted it in that poll, but actually regret what I did and would not do it again. Just because somebody has done something once does not mean they are never to be trusted. Sometimes it's naivety and stupidity which gets you into these situations. The key is to learn from them.
Firstly, before anything happens, set your ground rules, what you are comfortable or not comfortable with and get it clear between you, your partner and your swinging pal.
Then, have fun biggrin
Quote by seagull69
I think what I mean't to say is a lot of guys I have met expect the women to be bi and quite often they are not and are doing it just for their partners sake.I just find it really hypocritical. My wife actualy thinks there are very few bi women out there. She can tell you know lol Straight guys I have spoken to nearly always recoil in horror if I say I am bi. I actualy use it now if we are talking to a couple and we are not interested just to get out of the situation :lol:

So how does that explain the huge numbers of bisexual women who actually have sex with women because they like it? I never did it to please my ex husband, but I do it now I'm single!!!
Quote by Marcuso
It's a long way off, but put me down as a Provisional please Sean.
As long as there are disabled toilets there I'll be fine( the Teeside meet people will know EXACTLY what I mean..........lol)

Before you ask Mister - NO!!
I'll be the one with the disinfectant spray and rubber gloves when you come out! lol
Quote by Lil_Bunny

AHEM!!!!!! So me, Marya and Lil Bunny are what exactly????? mad

errr I'm not from Teeside - I'm a geordie!
OOPS sorry bunny! rolleyes redface
Quote by VenusnMars
You don't find me at munches snogging anyone who passes dunno

You will me! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
makes mental note: if I fancy a snog, Venus is my girl :twisted: lol
I love dressing in naughty outfits now, really got a taste for it and even started wearing thongs, easy access without having to fiddle getting them off lol!
I have no problems with contributing towards expenses for a munch. It certainly isn't fair to allow the organiser to bear the costs of your night out! £3 is a miniscule amount of money, you pay more to go in most nightclubs and there you won't be in a whole room of friends!
I agree with the general consensus, definately a mixture of personality and looks for me, but not in any order. I have found myself very attracted to people I haven't found particularly physically attractive and vice versa.
I am slowly admitting to people that I am bi but it's difficult to know who will criticise and who will just say 'oh ok'. I have one straight female friend who takes the 'bisexuals should make their bloody minds up' opinion and a gay male friend who hates TVs so much he even dumped a bf because he discovered that he worked as a drag artist!
I can't understand the attitudes either. Especially as many gay people have such a hard time coming out and coping with bigotry, why do some of them then criticise others for their particular preferences??
It worries me that some friends who I have known a long time will change their opinion of me just on the fact that I now admit I am bi. It annoys me that they can suddenly believe that I am going to try and have sex with them, despite the fact that I have been me all along and never done it before. But in the main, I haven't had too many shocked faces from it, more from the swinging side of my confessions, and most of that followed with curious questions and amazement because my friends wouldn't or couldn't be so adventurous.
Quote by Bassman69
SEARCH MQ SEARCH MQ SEARCH MQ!!!!
Not that I'm attention seeking or anything rolleyes
Let me know what you think if you read them biggrin

Mmm just remembered how much I love reading stories. Keep up the good work MQ. cool
Thanks Bassman, not telling which bits are real life though wink :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
**Throws Pot Noodle at Freckledbird and then bites her bum when she bends over to pick it up**

OI ya cheeky bird!! I'm not picking that mess up, you'll have to eat it now. Do parrots eat pot noodles?
Bev
xx
Apparently not Freckledbird since the little sod is throwing it at you! lol
Quote by HungryP
Well, MQ, I saw the aforesaidmentioned animal once, and you were there too, although you might have been somewhat preoccupied. wink

Errr, you beat me to it Mike! Still they were mostly in the kitchen that evening! :wink:
At least that's cleared up. However, I do get a little disturbed by people who call themselves Daddy to a litter of pups confused :shock:
Sorry marcuso lol rather you than me, I'm not a doggist!
It's not working Tania, just looked it up and it's in the search but when I click 'read more' there is nothing there sad
I'm not actually going anywhere on Wednesday but does anyone object to me wearing stockings anyway? lol
I'm praying that Lottie is a dog or cat! :shock:
SEARCH MQ SEARCH MQ SEARCH MQ!!!!
Not that I'm attention seeking or anything rolleyes
Let me know what you think if you read them biggrin
I've just noticed they have introduced a search facility on the stories section now, very good! Now everyone can go and check out my stories without them disappearing after they slip off page 1 biggrin
Looking forward to some Turkish Delight tania, although the stories are meant to be about sex rather than chocolate wink Just thought a bit of constructive criticism might be in order there lol
I think you need a hobby Warwick, ever considered swinging? Great fun! :twisted:
Quote by BaldEagle
Most men who state that they prefer bbw's are usually the ones that cant get anyone else.
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Your not going to make that many friends on here with that comment :dry:
My response would be much more offensive so I'm going to keep my mouth shut!
There was an orgasmatron device in Barbarella, the Ann Summers toy is the Pulsatron, and I'm getting one tomorrow :twisted:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Who wants to go up to Teeside dunno
You'ld never catch me up there............
............except maybe every other weekend and as many times I can get there not on them weekends. But that is because there is one sexy woman in Teeside who keeps dragging me there biggrin
Dave_Notts

AHEM!!!!!! So me, Marya and Lil Bunny are what exactly????? mad