I've got disillusioned with a certain other site - way too many fakes, wasters and idiots - so figured I'd return to the place I started out on. Not been here for about 5 years so it'll be interesting to see how it's changed.

So.....

All the usual bollocks - single bloke, looking for fun, great kisser, loves oral, etc, etc, etc.... You know the form. They all say it. Take it as read. Into all the usual stuff and some of the less usual (but no, not that!).

Let's be a little more interesting. I can and will regale you with stories of rock n roll excesses (as pics in my private gallery will show), tales of frightening, life-threatening excitement, gripping accounts of endeavour, hilarious and lustful narrations of this mad, crazy side of life we inhabit, yarns of wool - no wait - that's for cats... Anyway, we'll laugh, giggle, splutter and, if the timing is right, spit mouthfuls of wine across the carpet...

Anyhow...decent chap, good-looking, very close-cropped silver-hair (what's left of it...), fit, intelligent, educated and more than happy with my lot (as are those that get to play with it). I have no issues with meeting couples with a bi male. It's not my thing -I'm not bi - but I certainly don't worry about it! So many hypocrites have a bi female partner but won't go near couples with bi man. What's all that about?

I have enough stamina to run 10k, which I intend to never, ever do again, thanks.

If you fancy a laugh, some wine and a bit of a good time, you'd do worse. And trust me, I know.

If you are interested in knowing more then please send a message and a face pic. Please, no close-up pussy shots - they really are not at all attractive when seen as photos. Much as I love them close-up in real life, I don't want a gaping fanny in my inbox! Ladies, I think this might resonate vis-à-vis cock shots?

And the statutory warning: If you don't look a thing like your photos, I'm walking. If you turn out to be some sort of sociopath, I'm running. If you are from Sydney University, I'm astounded you bothered. If your disclaimer is longer than the rest of your profile then you need to get a grip.

Other than that, fancy a fuck? (this seems to be the email-content of choice so I figured it must work as so many people use it.....)