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31 May 2010

I've found, from my experience, that a lot more females like bimales than are put off by the 'tag'. I know some prefer only straight males and wont meet bimales (which is a bit like asking for someone who is lefthanded and not considering those who are ambidextrous :lol2: ) why hide your lights under a bushel?
Being bi means you have more colours on your palette! :grin:
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25 May 2010

Quote by Shaz_and_Tony
............. I wouldn't want to offend someone if say I'm in a supermarket queue with a stonker!
Tony ;-)

somewhere to hang your shopping bag from!! :grin:
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25 May 2010

Your other post for dogging was in the wrong forum and has been deleted. Don't spam the forums please.
thanks
Mal

24 May 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
Mal with respect I think Davey knew it was a bit of light banter aimed at him....nothing more than that.

With respect Kenty, others may see it and not know it was an 'injoke' between the two of you and think you are getting away with something you shouldn't. I'd hate to think people thought we were favouring some members over others.

24 May 2010

Less of the Mod baiting Kenty.

23 May 2010

We do for munches, but not for socials. lol

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23 May 2010

Quote by couplefunuk
:lol: :lol: good thinking Batman. And when they complain, i'll say I was advised by a forum moderator that this is the way it's done :lol: :lol: :lol:
*Her*

Tsk - a forum member who just happens to be a moderator!! We're human too, you know! :lol:
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23 May 2010

You could always give them a preliminary "interview" with regard to a second "interview" where skills may be assessed!! lol

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23 May 2010

I'll come up for a rideout with you guys sometime, as long as I have enough notice! lol

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Off to the Ace Cafe this morning if anyone wants to come along, just shout. wave

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22 May 2010

I was looking for a ride out today, let me know if you're planning one in the future lol

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22 May 2010

The weather forecast for this weekend doesn't mention any rain, snow, sleet or caravans - perfect for biking! :grin:
Anyone fancy a ride out somewhere either today or tomorrow? I'm in the Milton Keynes area but riding's riding, so happy to join up somewhere else. If not riding yourself, any suggestions for a destination? Ace Cafe maybe?
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16 May 2010

The other problem I see is that the 'no directing' rooms are the entrance rooms to the servers. If people crowd in one of these rooms because of a lady 'showing' and encouraging directors, it blocks anyone else going into that server and all the other rooms. I know there are overflow rooms, but if someone is encouraging directing in there as well, everyone is stuffed! :sad:
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10 May 2010

Quote by Kev_Rach
I would like to say thanks on the back of this chaps problem, you sound like a really nice person.

Yeah, she's not bad, I suppose. :grin:
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9 May 2010

Can you hum them? :embarrased2:
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9 May 2010

Quote by the_Laird
At least he was wearing boxers when you saw him! :shock:

Last I saw him he had womens knickers on his head!
I used to have that pic!!! blink

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9 May 2010

Quote by Gillianthe1st
Totaly agree that when new cases crop up they should be discussed but shouldnt it have been discussed and then something put on the forum to say that the rules are being bent to see if it works or not, rather than letting it be posted and then discuss it afterwards.
I think if this had been the case then it wouldnt have caused such a stir, I'm sure that the Mods and Admin must have had plenty of discussions with members in the past regarding making a profit when organisisng a social, (I know I have) which is why I objected.
A little forthought and consideration to the paying and non paying members would have been a much better way to have dealt with this situation.

You're probably right, Gillian, but hopefully we can take on board these comments and move forward in a more positive way for the benefit of the members.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing, and i don't mean that flippantly, but we learn from mistakes.
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9 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
The problem would be his ability to read this site out there. I very much doubt, for security reasons, that they would have wi-fi, so wherever he is on t'internet, he is likely to be overlooked. The other problem is that they often have security blackouts for internet and phonecalls to stop information reaching the UK ahead of official sources. This prevents unnecessary worry for relatives who may hear rumours, rather than official sources, about the death or injury of a soldier.
To receive 'snail mail' is an immense boost to morale when serving away from home :-D
Mal
Do you want his address then? :rascal:
You can be an honourary female.. send him an arse shot!

Stupid boy, Pike!!! :kick:
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9 May 2010

I agree it would be a good idea that whenever there is a change in the AUP, it is posted in a thread in the forum, not for comment, but just for info.
The site owners are always looking to find ways to improve the site for the members - you. They are willing to give something a try to see if it works and allow you the opportunity to make the choice yourselves, rather than the choice being made for you. In this case they are looking to give you the choice as to whether you would like to choose between a minimum cost social (where there is a cost, but only enough to cover expenses and not make a profit) or a full-blown profit making social. An idea would be to have a new forum purely for the socials which are obviously profitmaking to keep them separate from the current style of socials/munches that are posted. There are probably still some tweeking to do to get it right for you, therefore at this moment in time, no need to change the rules. Once the right format has been discussed and worked on, then we have a model to move forward with.
For instance, if someone advertises a social at his or her home and charges an entrance fee which will obviously make a profit, then you personally will decide whether that cost is justified to you, we can't say if it is justified on your behalf. You might think it is good value for money, others will think it's a rip off. Each member will have their own opinion and whatever it is, it's right for you and you vote with your feet (or wallet!!). If no-one goes to these profitmaking functions, then members will stop posting them and we revert to what we have now. If they do go to them and are happy going to them, then they will continue and will offer to those members who attend them, another option that we don't have now.
As for charging them to post them, I'm sure the site owners will look at that, but my feelings are that it would be impractical to change the general membership fee for thousands, based on on a very low return from these types of posts, just to give something back to the membership as a whole. If they were charged for posting them, they are likely to increase the charge to the members attending to recover that cost.
I've just noticed that, whilst typing this, Nola has posted and I agree with what she has posted passionkiss

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9 May 2010

Quote by Voluptuous_Minx

If he's a member.. can we not send some lines thro here?? or is it that he likes to get the snail mail??.. could be fun havin a pen pal I guess
Minxie :rascal: xx

The problem would be his ability to read this site out there. I very much doubt, for security reasons, that they would have wi-fi, so wherever he is on t'internet, he is likely to be overlooked. The other problem is that they often have security blackouts for internet and phonecalls to stop information reaching the UK ahead of official sources. This prevents unnecessary worry for relatives who may hear rumours, rather than official sources, about the death or injury of a soldier.
To receive 'snail mail' is an immense boost to morale when serving away from home :-D
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7 May 2010

I have a packet in my tank bag on my bike - for cleaning my visor of course!! :twisted:
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2 May 2010

Quote by Sarah
You forgot the fluffing game :twisted:

I didn't want to give them all my party ideas - otherwise they wouldn't need to invite us!! :twisted:
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2 May 2010

I seem to recall we did use a lot of whipped cream on one game - good job they had wooden flooring!! :grin:
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2 May 2010

Quote by Sarah
Tickets for the Renault World Series in September at Silverstone are up for grabs. (free of charge) google is your friend!

Have you got ours yet? lol

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2 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
Mal has some good ones... allegedly. But he's on his jollies

No allegedly about it! :twisted:
Some of the better ones included:
Female tied to as chair and oral sex is performed on her by the 'guests' and she has to guess who is each one. They never get it right, but hey - who cares!! :grin:
Musical chairs - except there's no music. The aim is for the female to get her partner hard enough to get inside her, then does exactly that. first in wins, but it's not the winning but the taking part that counts :twisted:
My alltime favourite - most oral sex in 60 minutes (or longer) Each player has a score sheet and to add a name to their list they have to perform oral sex for at least 5 minutes. They can be scored out of 3 for each person (why out of 3? Tie break :lol2 smile

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Male on female, male on male, female on male, female on female - it worked an absolute treat! lol

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Still on my jollies, returning next week - and it's bloody hot here!! :cool:
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28 Apr 2010

At a car boot the other day when a mother (my age-ish!) and her daughter (late 20's) and asked how much something was. I said 30 bob. The mum just smiled and the daughter looked confused. 'Ask your mum, she knows!' :mrgreen:
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It's in old money - and if you don't even remember old money.......................................... rotflmao

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23 Apr 2010

Quote by brucie
the bible says its wrong. please lock this thread.

No.

23 Apr 2010

Absolutely lol

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23 Apr 2010

.....and I've deleted your other post asking this - no need for two posts now it's been answered.
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23 Apr 2010

Just PM Admin and they'll let you know.
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23 Apr 2010

Hello - good to see you back wave

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Shaz - you got any older yet? :grin:
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