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Man_Overboard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Greater London

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Resonance wrote something like: To finish the look it will be a string vest, with egg yolk spilt down the front.
Q: But if you already are wearing the t-shirt you won’t see the vest. Or vice versa. Or about face. Or Seiquas non fornicatum in um vobieardiriem jetzt.
Either way she made not know it's you until too late. Just a thought. Don't want to tarnish your trombone.
Wildfire: Glad for your reminder of Slitting J. Cascade and his seminal treatise. It truly makes the eyes water. Mind you, not as much as it does when reminded of the fourth time he tried it. Twas not black hole either. More of a sort of beige. May he find rest somewhere.
You continue with Oval. It would make a difference if I knew who was next.
If it were me I would keep quiet.
coffee You will never have an idea of just how relieved I am. I am so pleased for you, er.. Sam redface
I will now go and have a little lie down.
Why thank you Resonance.
Thank you also for reminding us of the Parcells Wump stipulation which has been a constant cause of argument foul mouthed and well. actually rather damp in certain lanes for the last silmenear but I am able to inform you that there was an exemption to this rule lent to my great aunt Lady Betty Wunway in 1926 at Ealing Broadway. (Around BST it is remembered by some) which does not of course mean that I am exempt but it does give you the opportunity to disnobriciate it for 12 meals after lunch on Fridays. So as it's Tuesday it does look as if you are standing by said rule and I thank you kindly for it.
Right here goes. It’s only a little move, just to get the wheels rolling again.
Ahem:
Arnos Grove.
Ah! At last Nid! Thank Humph for that!
I can act accordingly.
Gadies and Lentlemen, may I say firstly and forth, nay fifth, rightly though:
Honestly your game play here has been such a mind mauling and brain steaming assortment of pure methodonicism, reckless risks, with particular reference to Cherrytree’s last second realization of impending kharmic quarterisation that led to such a beautifully executed Gernoidle Back Thrust in All Five Quadrants, as introduced, alas terminally, in ‘73 by Baron Enrid von Mooseblaster I (dec.)at Wapping Sugery, ah heady days, back into Marble Arch, halting without spilling anything over South Kensington! Marvelous play indeed. Had she continued her devastating path to destruction, said borough would have had to have been designed. What of the shopping then? Devious and dangerously shrewd. This player must be watched and marked with the Splayed Ring Swab for future reference. Well done you. And applause from South Kensington. (Relieved) At least it looked like one of the Baron’s. Anyway.
So now there is a lull in the proceedings due to the timely evocation of ‘Nid”and all withdraw to lick dripping nails and festering nodes, may I hereby, with respect to all, call on the rule 76, Charter 150,238,364 of ‘Nid’, (details forwarded by post only as the file is simply too large for the internet to handle.) request the next move?
I assure you my move will be swift as a gnat, straight to the veign and as simple and as direct as to not interrupt your gausel flow. I hope. Thanks muchly.
Iwill accept a minority vote.