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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Well it's horses for courses, but for us we wouldn't bother with the male masseuse thing. If you were to be patient and hung around in here, got yourselves known, came to a munch or social, you'd soon meet people. We have found this is better cos we then know the person we are playing with. ( Yes we do MMF)
You can try the ads and yes they do work, but we found it too impersonal, as we like to be able to have a laugh as well as a shag.
You can try the ads and yes they do work, but we found it too impersonal, as we like to be able to have a laugh as well as a shag.
Quote by sexyann57
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!
:shock: :shock: OMG what was i playing with then
:rascal: :grin: :grin:
Someone elses :grin: :grin:
Quote by Bulger
Hey that is one cool party game..
almost as good as farting in a bath in the dark as you hold your lighter or a match just above the water and see the bubbles burst into flame...
any other pyromaniacs out there with a penchant for fart induced flames???
B xx
Now thats a new variation
.................. better than the singed bum hairs I got in me mispent youth 
Quote by Mal
This was added onto a topic that was dealt with over a year ago, so rather than keep the old topic going and have the lady in question bombarded with requests for something already sorted, I've split the new posts from the old thread.
However, on the original thread, Blue asked the question:
"who would admit to the smallest cock on Swinging Heaven?"
So although we normally kick into touch any post which starts "Does size matter...." or "what's average..." - in this case we will make a 'tiny' exception
Ok guys, the floor is yours !!!!
Thanks for that Mal....... when I started reading this thread I thought something was missing, and I even looked under the keyboard to see if there was any stray posts there. You've saved me looking anymore
And to answer the question I have............ about 5 inches on a good day, but it is quite thick so H says, or maybe she meant I was quite thick
........ oh never mind. Quote by well_busty_babe
as there seem to be a lot of threads about farts going on at the moment i thought i would share my useful tip........................
............................the majority of the noise made by a fart is from the air squeezing through your bum cheeks -
therefor if you hold your bum cheeks appart you are more likely to have a silent one!
hope this saves some relationships!
anyone else got any really useful tips they want to share????
Well after what I eat and drink at times if I was to try that something else might happen but I won't go down that road in here :grin:
Quote by HarryJones
harry
why haven't you put your name down for the MK social :shock:
Is there a MK social?
:Yes posted here in LMU
Come Come Man, you could have done the decent thing for the lovely berksbex but I will do it instead.
The link is here for you berksbex. (Thus saving the lovely wench (H) from more work and (M) whos a good bloke really)
MK Social
Regards
Harry Jones
Well I'm obviously feeling in a very relaxed (read lazy) mood tonite Harry
Quote by HarryJones
harry
why haven't you put your name down for the MK social :shock:
Cos he can't get that far on his bike?
Not in february I can't there might be snow and I will freeze to death on the way. I would love to pop across but am already down for and I've done it the posh way this time, in case you can't be bothered to open up the link.BBW Social event - 18th Feb 2006
Regards
Harry Jones
Thanks for that Harry, by explaining that you've saved extra wear on me mouse click finger.......... me wench (H) has gone to bed so she can't do it for me
:grin: 
