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11 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

Bridget Jones ........ The edge of reason
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Now hang on am I fick or what (dont answer that!!!!) I can see bridge, from the first pic, I see Jones from whatsisface, I see "of" from the wheelie barbie, I see the reason from the last pic but what are the other pics dunno

dunno

Pic two is cousin Itt from the Adams Family, and the guitar player is the Edge from U2 ;)
Thanks hun, now can you help me with the current one wink

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde

Bridget Jones ........ The edge of reason
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Now hang on am I fick or what (dont answer that!!!!) I can see bridge, from the first pic, I see Jones from whatsisface, I see "of" from the wheelie barbie, I see the reason from the last pic but what are the other pics dunno

dunno

11 Dec 2005

what kind of 3some? MMF or FFM

11 Dec 2005

Hang on this is a couple where she likes Baileys........... now where was that post.............. brb smile

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11 Dec 2005

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Quote by HornyRed
So, who owns an off licence/fridge like this ?

Well I thought of Blue............. but would she get the beer in for the lads confused

confused

11 Dec 2005

yeah go on then :grin:

11 Dec 2005

Quote by Suffolk-cpl

Well I don't look like our avatar.............. but H does :grin:

We like it wink

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H has good taste :P
Well see thats why the pic is of H an not me cos she's prettier than I am smile

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and a lot slimmer :shock:

11 Dec 2005

Quote by celestria
:doh: Brief encounter

Smart arse sad

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by sercher01

i wish i looked like that

Well I don't look like our avatar.............. but H does wink

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:grin:

11 Dec 2005

Errrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm Why cocks use abacuses ????? confused

confused

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde
You lot are far to good at this! :shock:

Nah they PM each other the answers before they post the question Sassy innocent

innocent

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Really ??? :giggle: ......... U think HLB and I can find the PM button ??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
we ring each other kiss

kiss

(joke)
Ahhhh so thats how yer do it !!! ....... other than the one I got last nite I aint had a clue dunno

dunno

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by cool4catz
I knew I shouldn't have gone for the vindaloo last night.......sorry folks.

Well if yer need a new bog I know a good man who can sort it for yer............ wink

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
You lot are far to good at this! :shock:

Nah they PM each other the answers before they post the question Sassy innocent

innocent

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11 Dec 2005

Happy Birthday from us and have a great day smile

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11 Dec 2005

Him'nHer just checking in folks......... tin 'ats on and buckets of sand at the ready ...... cough cough splutter splutter ...........
As the crow flies we're 10 miles from Buncefield Depot and yes it woke us up, but we have blue skies now (was a bit smokey earlier) but there is just enough breeze to keep it south and east of us.
Its thankful that if this had to happen it was today and not tomorrow.......... Buncefield has always had other industry near it, but in the last 15 to 20 years or so the building of offices and industrial units has both got closer and been more intense, as has local housing. Had this have happened on a weekday, many more people could have been injured. The bummer for us will be tomorrow cos we both need to get into Hemel or to places that mean we need to go through it, Still never mind our customers will have to wait.
Can't understand the lemmings that immediately rush out to buy fuel, there is absolutely no point. Domestic and vehicle fuel supplies can be sourced from other depots. Even Heathrow will probably be ok (aviation fuel is piped directly to heathrow from Buncefield) but there are other sources for this as well........... so don't panic everybody!! rolleyes

rolleyes

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10 Dec 2005

1548 feet :grin:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by markz
he said pleasuring the women not the sheep

H .............. H ................. markz just called you a sheep :grin:
H said .................................. baaaa :giggle:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

The Tea set confesses to trashing the coluseum

Another classic from Him'nHer rotflmao

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:thumbup:
"If it's there I'll give you the money myself" rotflmao

rotflmao

Did I get it right? biggrin

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:giggle: :giggle:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde

Its a film !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The Tea set confesses to trashing the coluseum confused

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10 Dec 2005

Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm me sees a good windup game idea here....... now what else is there buried deep in the SH archives...... If I can get it wrong (pratt redface

redface

) then who else could we catch wink

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:giggle: :giggle:

10 Dec 2005

Yep I do the nipple playing to H as well.......... it can sometimes lead to problems if she herself is feeling horny, cos she wakes me up by tyring to arouse me....... now ok some guys can probably handle that but me???? .......... when I sleep it's cos I'm tired so no, never wake up at the ready, so H then gets the right hump and pushes me away rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Dec 2005

Well I have to admit H did it to me once (hopefully this thread will have disappeared before she sees it).
It was a silent but (cabbagey) violent.... :shock:
Being the gentleman that I am I just carried on and held me breath wink

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........... Oh and she never said a word rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Dec 2005

:welcome: and enjoy........... but watch out for sean aka fabio grooverider ........ men with wigs?????? hhhhhmmmmmmmmm wink

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hopes fabio forgets this post before the midlands munch :shock:

10 Dec 2005

Shaggin :grin:

10 Dec 2005

Yep over to you smile

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10 Dec 2005

Its a film.................. easy peasy

10 Dec 2005

The day of the triffids?

10 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
four men and a house disappear down a black 'ole ?? :shock:

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You have to stay in here and come up with guesses like that because you really cheered me up kiss

kiss

For you Angel kiss

kiss

10 Dec 2005

Quote by sleazy
ANYONE KNOW A GOOD DIVORCE LAWYER ?????
I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MY WIFE ONE FOR XMAS

NO NO NO Sleazy.............. you get her thebad lawyer .............. keep the good one for yerself :thumbup: :grin:

10 Dec 2005

H likes virgin olive oil smile

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.......................... but how do they know that the olives are virgins?? dunno

dunno