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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Quote by Angel Chat
When I try to type "one" now, my phone comes up with (first option!) "mmf" - I so hope that I always remember to change it to "one" or there could be one or two questions from friends and family
Anyone else have similar mistypes on their phones?
Ooohh that adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "I want to give 'er one" :grin:
Quote by piercedJon
Not sure if we are allowed to include non members, but apart from the nips there are no distinguishing marks, lol....
One of my ex swing partners had amazing nipples... in her own words "I have no tits, but sure have good fecking nips"
Jeez............ it's like looking at H only the tits are slightly smaller, and the nipples slightly bigger ........ yes I'm a nipple man :grin:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
They live nearer to you than me, maybe I should send them round? :twisted:
And I love your new avatar!
really!! where they from?
and ta...i can do that you know...no really i can, mind you saying that my bum bounces anyway
What poke yer arse out and fart.............. thats what it looks like yer doing NN
:grin: Quote by Lissa
the famous or well-known person you had a crush on that you are really embarrassed about?
Mine?
Kane from WWF
It was the mask, honest :shock:
Ok, I'll go to work now
Whats WWF
Quote by Bubba74
My embarrasing crush is Jilly Goulden
Sad git :grin:
Well in 97, I went through the breakup of me second marriage....... I was 14 stone at the time and was never at home because of work or the degree I was doing part time........ She ended up leaving me for someone else .............. shit happens
Thing was in the three months that we had to share the house together before we could sell it and split up for good, I lost 3 stone......... a guy in the office asked me how had I managed it, and what me secret was...
Must admit 8 years on and now I'm with H I'm really glad it happened........ but sadly I'm back at 14 stone and having problems losing it (other the the stone I have lost :shock
Thing was in the three months that we had to share the house together before we could sell it and split up for good, I lost 3 stone......... a guy in the office asked me how had I managed it, and what me secret was...
Must admit 8 years on and now I'm with H I'm really glad it happened........ but sadly I'm back at 14 stone and having problems losing it (other the the stone I have lost :shock
Well it's whatever takes your fancy really............ don't matter if your M/F/TV or whatever, if you like leather/rubber/pvc or anything else, then wear it.........
Having said that being a mere male, I prefer women to dress naturally, and yes frankly I find women dressed in their scruffy jeans or whatever far more of a turn on than those dressed to the nines as it were.......... saying that, I do appreciate nice lingerie
M
Having said that being a mere male, I prefer women to dress naturally, and yes frankly I find women dressed in their scruffy jeans or whatever far more of a turn on than those dressed to the nines as it were.......... saying that, I do appreciate nice lingerie
M
Quote by baggy trousers
Shall I start a petition to re-open this famous and hallowed place for grannies to goto on a Wednesday night:
Regards
Harry Jones
Well after meeting up with you lot in Norwich the other week and seeing the changes that have taken place, it's likely that Sampsons has made way for a Hotel/Car Park/Shopping Centre etc............ don't ask me where it was cos I don't know. I knew my way from the Post House Hotel on the Ipswich Road (now a Holiday Inn) to the training centre I used to frequent.
close to the big square thingy they have/had the market in...... other than that I was always too pissed to know what was going on
:grin: Oh and there was another place we used to frequent called Scamps......... any one know what I'm on about
Dorry babe, not heard of Scamps :cry:Scamps was in Anglia square
Ahhh thanks for that Baggy
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well to become a Mod or OP, you need the following:
GCSE English...... so you know how to spell ......
A calm temperament, with a balanced outlook
A sense of humour
A mean right hook.........
Skin so thick it makes a Rhino's bum look positively baby soft
A computer with an internet connection........ no tin cans and bits of string here ya see...
Oh and the mod buttons....... sometimes come up on online aution sites if you look
Hope this helps
they didn't start doing GCSE's till 1988, so how did Sarge get a mods job? he's ancient
Well thats easy................... back in them days before computers, forums consisted of writing things on a slate.................. The sarge couldn't read or write, but he had all the chalk
:grin: Quote by naughtynymphos1
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it's hard work sucking when condom is on.....
Uggghhh... nope, I hate sucking rubber
I only ever do bare back blow jobs unless it's someone totally random or someone dodgy. Fucking - yep, rubber, got to be. Sucking - nope, bleurghhh!
haha I agree! well I was referring back to when NN said that condoms make guys soft, trying to get them hard again is no easy thing with a condom on.
i would never give a guy a bj with a condom on if i ever spoke to a guy/couple who insisted on condoms during 4play i'm afraid i'd look elsewhere
Not even if it was a marmite flavoured one NN
:grin: Either working or at home enjoying my (then) 15 months old daughter, Mrs was 4 months pregnant with our son............... Both are grown up now and Mrs a distant memory..
H doesn't know what she was doing, but being 19 at the time thinks it probably involved work, drinking, and shagging :grin:
M
H doesn't know what she was doing, but being 19 at the time thinks it probably involved work, drinking, and shagging :grin:
M
