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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by LilMissGullable
Yep we have seen it.....
Was a post about it a little while ago smile
You can actually already buy a bullet type toy in Ann Summers, already have one, my ex bought it for us... Its remote control but with no wire attatched from the toy to remote... Great for a few laffs while watching footy on a saturday afternoon ;)

And if you want a bluetooth vibe, you can get em cheaper than that smile
Post title............... New I'm Bucks
Hi Bucks Bee..dee...bee..dee...bee..dee
:welcome: from us smile
I got one right a couple of weeks ago, but I cheated :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Lissa
Hmmmm..............if it had been a guy posting like this on his first day on the site, several people would have been jumping on here to point out that this is not a quick shag site.............myself included, before anyone shouts.
So is it ok then for females to post like this, but not guys?
Isn't that double standards?
Ok................I'm behind the barricade and waiting for the flak.

Errr ................ you're right Lissa confused
Jumps in with Lissa behind the barricade........... 'ere Love I grabbed you a flack jacket :shock: wink
M Strolls in with the rubber gear on looking mean 'n 'ard ................... right where's the newbie that wants a shag then :twisted:
I was thinking (dangerous :shocksmile but a landrover would be good......... 4WD so handy in winter, and that bonnet mmmmmmmmmmmm ...... and as I'm a short arse I can stand on that large steel girder they call a bumper, and I'd be able to reach if ya gets my drift :grin:
Plateau's............... Thats my problem ya know . I've lost a stone so far, and I don't care what H says, I reached a natural plateau. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I have started drinking again innocent :grin:
M
It happens all the time on cloudy days, bit like the sun, you tend to dissapear behind the clouds innocent wink
Well is the car running again Sleazy? ................... the offer of coming up with the trailer still stands if not
M
Well I don't know what you got up to last night Sleazy but when I took pooch for a walk over the fields this morning I found one stuck to a bush......... and we're a good 180 miles from Wigan :shock:
Never mind mate, only 700 to go to the first milestone, chin up, keep enjoying (and posting) smile
Well I started couple of months back, but have only managed a stone so far, and need to lose 3 stone more........... so I'm up for a go
M
Quote by Katieftv
How about a Robin Reliant then lol

Yep that'd do....... not too high for me smile
Quote by dargento
A nice van, kitted out with good lighting, carpets, lined wall panels (prefereably velvet) a large double bed, good sound system, and huge windows in the sides :grin:

isnt that called a house?
No cos it's got wheels and it ain't got the kitchen sink :grin:
Quote by PLUM
Have all the above (except for the mod butons lol) plus a hard head (for nutting, lol) and a katana sword...anybody wanna piece of me.!...lol...come get some lol

Well look out for the MOD buttons then, but watch out for the ones where the "Banned" key looks a bit worn....... It means it IS worn and will probably fail the first time you go to use it, which can be a bit embarrassing if you've just told someone your going to ban them, and then you can't.
Also watch out for the ones that look like they have been chewed by a dog....... They won't have actually been chewed by Fido, or Spot or whatever, but by some chatroom op who's getting pissed off with having to repeat themselves over and over again wink
Quote by welshBIcouple
I really miss my Toyota Lucida for dogging,
it had 6 seats in the back (2 rows of 3) and they all went down to make a massive bed, and it had a moonroof too.
Ah, those were the days, but at 28p a mile to drive it just had to go.
My car before that was a Mitsubish Charisma, and the boot was just at the right height to bend someone over ( wink if ya gets wot i means)
Nigel
(back now - gosh i've been gone ages)

Well if you found the Mits Charisma the right height for bending someone over, you've got longer legs than me lol
For me that would have to be the bonnet of an original Mini :grin:
A nice van, kitted out with good lighting, carpets, lined wall panels (prefereably velvet) a large double bed, good sound system, and huge windows in the sides :grin:
Well all this Blog mullarky is ok for you youngsters, but give me good old fashioned paper any day.........
You ever tried wiping your arse on a Blog ?????? innocent
Quote by bipoisondwarf
:twisted: wink
Deffinately sounds like a real great fun film.........is on my "xmas boring times" list of things to do!
On the Veg front, not only cucumbers should be peeled, but also, courgettes, marrows and anyother such veg. On a trip to france in the summer I shopped and found organically grown carrots which were at least18"long plus, they were also very uneaven and quite dirty, having purchased a bunch, I brought then back, scrubbed then thouroughly with a nail brush and used one for fun...................and What fun that was!!
Leave the rest to your imagination!!!

:shock: Well I hope you peeled it afterwards before you ate it :shock: :grin:
Quote by The Muttleys
Sorts and glasgowfella, you were both correct.
It is a cockerel with no balls and they are , or were, injected with hormones to make them big and fat.
I didnt know it had been stopped, but i do remember they were very tasty.
Of course, i may have been affected by the hormones, cos im big and fat, and mrs m often says ive got no balls!! :shock:

Can you sing with a high voice as well :grin:
Trapeze artists..................................
I've heard they make good swingers innocent
Well to become a Mod or OP, you need the following:
GCSE English...... so you know how to spell ......
A calm temperament, with a balanced outlook
A sense of humour
A mean right hook.........
Skin so thick it makes a Rhino's bum look positively baby soft
A computer with an internet connection........ no tin cans and bits of string here ya see...
Oh and the mod buttons....... sometimes come up on online aution sites if you look
Hope this helps innocent wink
Quote by Bi-baz
"Have you ever seen better nipples than those of the beautiful Asumpta Serna?"
YES! See Him'nHer's new avatar!!! Bet you've never seen nips like that!

Well it is christmas after all smile
well last night I had a few beers lots of peanuts, too many fags, and this morning I've got to take H to see her mum in hospital and I don't want to cos I got a headache sad
Quote by Nicola&Alan
Queueing. Bloody fucking Post Office and bastards at Royal Mail mad
Edit: not you, Postie :shock:

i second that opinion
Don't believe em postie, ignore the edit, they meant you and the barsteward thing :grin:
Well it's always got to be turkey here, although H is not a keen fan. For the last few years our local butcher has been making up Turkey rolls........ it's breast of turkey rolled with stuffing..... feckin gorgeous, and no legs or wings which neither of us like that much....
Don't like goose.... to greasy, Don't like duck (H does) cos it's too dry. Xmas dinner is the only time I truly get to choose what we eat so Turkey it is everytime.........
Oh and yes I think it's something we got from the states as well smile