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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Sorry........... only asking :grin:
And go for it girl :grin:
Must admit that for me there were quite a few girls at school that for one reason or another (usually me being a shy virgin) it never happened........... I'd love to meet them again in here now though :grin:
As long as H would let me :shock:
And go for it girl :grin:
Must admit that for me there were quite a few girls at school that for one reason or another (usually me being a shy virgin) it never happened........... I'd love to meet them again in here now though :grin:
As long as H would let me :shock:
Quote by HarryJones
Oh Noo.
These two delightful essex ladies do not deserve such things happening to them.
I hope you get it sorted out and it didn't totally bugger up your travelling plans.
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry.......... are you trying to suggest that I am in some way not to be trusted with the fairer sex?????? .......................... ME!!.... with me war wound and all that LOL
Not at all. I did consider putting that I can vouch for Him'nHer and he's a thoroughly decent chap and take him up on his offer but decided you were probably well known enough on here by now.Regards
Harry Jones
Well glad to hear it........... I wasn't up to me neck in muck and bullets to end up being impuned don't ya know !!!! ............... Joking Harry, and besides which Sleazy has probably got it all sorted by now
And Jags for me feel-good is what this place is all about isn't it?
H thinks I'm to be trusted as well Harry..... especially when I'm asleepl........ dunno what she means though
Quote by Jags
Funny you should say that...I recently met up with someone I was at school with 100 years ago. Over a swallie or two he confessed to using this site. IMAGINE his face when he found out who I was.
Even the trip to France with a bunch of others from here wasn't enough to wipe the 'gobsmacked moment of the year' look off his face!
Thing is Jags............... did you shag him when you was at school ? :grin:
Quote by KitKat
:twisted: Why not wriggle out of the question, and say that the single biggest change in the modern world in the last 20 years is the convergence of the technologies of communications and computing, giving rise to the twin benefits of mobile phones and computing!
*Kat wanders off feeling very pleased with himself at being able to have his cake and eat it again.*
lhk
Kat
Smug git !!!!! .......... but what you've said is very true, and in a way kind of scary....... but for me I'd give up me mobile anyday........... Me first brick was installed in me car......... I used to take great pleasure on a journey to scotland turning off the M6 at that turnoff on the top of Shap and sitting there for half an hour or so, knowing that no fecker could call me cos there was no reception :grin:
Quote by HarryJones
Oh Noo.
These two delightful essex ladies do not deserve such things happening to them.
I hope you get it sorted out and it didn't totally bugger up your travelling plans.
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry.......... are you trying to suggest that I am in some way not to be trusted with the fairer sex?????? .......................... ME!!.... with me war wound and all that LOL
Quote by HarryJones
Shall I start a petition to re-open this famous and hallowed place for grannies to goto on a Wednesday night:
Regards
Harry Jones
Well after meeting up with you lot in Norwich the other week and seeing the changes that have taken place, it's likely that Sampsons has made way for a Hotel/Car Park/Shopping Centre etc............ don't ask me where it was cos I don't know. I knew my way from the Post House Hotel on the Ipswich Road (now a Holiday Inn) to the training centre I used to frequent.
close to the big square thingy they have/had the market in...... other than that I was always too pissed to know what was going on
:grin: Oh and there was another place we used to frequent called Scamps......... any one know what I'm on about
Quote by cheekychimp
Hi,
As a Nation (I include, England, Ireland, Scotland & Wales - in no particular order), what are we still good at...? (Yes, I'm expecting all sorts of replies..!!).
Is it our Cars, Planes, Trains, Fashion / Design, Film Making, Sex, Footy, Cricket...Whatever..!
What's your choice..?
CheekyChimp.....
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The way I see it - if you want the Rainbow,
you gotta put up with the Rain..!
Fucked if I know
..... Self depracation Quote by fabio grooverider
i am just having a look at the site now... it is fab...
although...how you could have left out bagpuss is beyond me!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
OMG Fabio's been approved cos hes got a wig on.......... or does that mean I'm going to be approved
I know I'm approved really cos a man in a white wig sent me to an approved school
Well I had a couple of red letter days, first one about 10 years ago and then one about 5 years ago and they were great cos they worked.......... Yes they went bust and maybe the problems can't be solved cos all the suppliers have worked out now that they can do it for themselves and cut out the (red letter) middle man
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from darn sarth
Well that's not much good. If you live in the north of Scotland that could be anywhere in the country, if you live in Hampshire it's someone living on a lightship.
Is there anyone here living on a lightship?
FFS, , just shut up and stop being so bloody awkward, you know what i mean.
South of bleedin Watford but not as south as the south coast ya muppet,
Happy now ??
Jees, you lot from over the mersey aint half a whingin lot
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I was just asking, jeez!!
Is it the lighthouse keeper from Fraggle Rock?
NO ! and anyway, you bein a muppet, would know what your cousins lighthouse would look like, surely
I resemble that remark...
and anyway, muppets have poor memories, as do old people.
Well I might be old but I still have a good memory.......... and just to prove it i'll tell you what i did today, ...... umm now where was I
Right we've got 6 days to rip the shit out of FB :grin: , all those things she's done at munches and socials, a complete list of all her spelling mistakes, things she's said,......... lets get em all posted............. if we stop by about next Tuesday, all the threads will have disappeared down to about page 5, and you all know what she's like she'll never find em :giggle: :giggle:
Only joking FB, Hope the move goes OK hun and you don't miss us too much : :happy: :wave2:
Only joking FB, Hope the move goes OK hun and you don't miss us too much
: :happy: :wave2: 