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1 Dec 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Joined 18th August 2004, and have just got to 1000 posts !!!! ................ what took you so bleedin long Tatty ???? :shock:
Well done from us

it took me the best part of a year to figure out how the forums worked :shock:
Now look at me eh... wink

Yeah making up for lost time lol smile

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1 Dec 2005

Correct............... over to you Robert

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1 Dec 2005

Hhhhmmmmm Interesting link there kitkat, all it does is kick me out of SH !!! sad

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1 Dec 2005

Born in 1899 famous for "Here's looking at you kid"

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1 Dec 2005

Paul Newman ?

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1 Dec 2005

Well you'll be 55 that was easy

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1 Dec 2005

Yep over to you HC smile

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1 Dec 2005

OK another easy one............. this Brtish star was born in 1889....................

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1 Dec 2005

Roman Polanski?

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1 Dec 2005

Anything by any "boy band" ............... can't feckin stand em mad

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1 Dec 2005

You any good at decorating as well confused

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1 Dec 2005

Quote by two4u
Can for instance, Mr Muttley? (Muttleys) lick his own balls, I wish I could.
Prehaps if I gave him a biscuit he might let me :spit: :bounce:

Dunno about Mr Muttley, but my dog can :grin:
He also has wet dreams (my dog that is smile

)........... starts jerking his body in his sleep, then cums over his bed............... he's very good though cos he licks it up lol.
H hates it when he does that dunno why dunno

:grin:

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1 Dec 2005

Well I started a diet early September time, I had got to 15 stone and didn't like myself (apart from the fact nothing fitted anymore !).
I'm trying to get back to 11 1/2 stone by the beginning of February, cos H and I are getting married on Feb 14th smile

Problem is the first few weeks went well, but in all I have only lost about a stone so far........ must try harder !! ................ it ain't easy what with the temptations of crisps, chocolate, and mmmm Beer ! .......... but I'll just have to keep plugging away at it I spose confused

M

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1 Dec 2005

Joined 18th August 2004, and have just got to 1000 posts !!!! ................ what took you so bleedin long Tatty ???? :shock:
Well done from us

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30 Nov 2005

Why 3 Guillotines Dave? ...................... wont one cure a sore throat? :grin:.

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30 Nov 2005

Yep it's all about attitude, but it's pretty academic now cos their last post said they were going, but then again so did the one before lol

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30 Nov 2005

Whatever is in the fridge .......................... sometimes gets me into trouble though, if it was being saved for something :shock:

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30 Nov 2005

Well we've only been here about 3 months, and we haven't been to a munch yet, but we've done socials met people, and it's working for us dunno

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Can I have the diesel for me van ??

Sod off I am first in line rotflmao

Shireen
xxx
Oh awright then ............... meany :grin:

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
wot a day ive had..................... its been a day from hell but the final straw that has me downing wine by the bucket full and biting all the jellie babies heads off (better them than the kids) is that i filled my cars petrol tank up with 30 quids worth of diesel.....roll on tomorrow cos it sure as hell got to be better than this one ops

Can I have the diesel for me van ?? smile

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30 Nov 2005

And a :welcome: from us as well Binnie enjoy the site

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
you have a car!
travel the miles between your offers! from post ( house) to post ( house) and have a fucking good :swingingchair: and enjoy the licks all the way to the end of the juices!

It is true I do have a car but it's one thing having a car and quite another being able to put enough petrol in to get from one end of the country to another and still have money left to tax it when it runs out at the end of January.
Next offer please
Regards
Harry Jones
Simple......................... nick the petrol and don't tax the car rolleyes

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30 Nov 2005

You need to put this in the sticky at the top of the page............. it pisses the mods off otherwise

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30 Nov 2005

Well according to this I died 9 years ago .... August 24 1996 confused

But if I lose weight and stop smoking I'll get to 2027..............
But if I lose weight, stop smoking, and sing "always look on the bright side of life" ....... I get to 2048........ :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
M

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Feckinell .......... there was one reply to this thread when i started to write my "war and peace" version .............. now you lot have fecked them off they'll never get to raed it ffs
note to self ........................... take anal ratention and send to Siberia
:shock: deja vu

's awright mate, you weren't at your best when you wrote it anyways innocent

Only joking Pete.......... twas a nice post actually :thumbup:

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now where was I .............. oh yes a witty ditty I thought of today based on Fabio ........ oops he's back tell yer later ............
:welcome: back sean from us two

Well, if you need a typist, I am out of a job now he's got his PC back wink

Ask him to give you another job then wink

that or he should pay you lots of money in lieue of notice ......... but then again if you're ever darn sarf you can type for us anytime smile

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30 Nov 2005

Now where was I .............. oh yes a witty ditty I thought of today based on Fabio ........ oops he's back tell yer later ............
:welcome: back sean from us two smile

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30 Nov 2005

And here's me sitting here thinking a Walton was a member of a certain farming family that lived during the 1930's in the U.S.
Good Night John boy ..............................................

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30 Nov 2005

And :welcome: from us as well, enjoy smile

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29 Nov 2005

oooh If you guys ever get down to Beds/Bucks, any chance you could swipe a few bumpers or something............ business is quiet at the moment and I could do with the work :grin:

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