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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by sleazy
one born every minute lol ( only said that cause i am jealous i was gunna say just about the same thing)

I'm chuffed Sleazy............. one of you lot normally beat me to it with the daft gags :grin:
Quote by Darkfire
Hi there should be stopcock outside front door or in garden which is main supply to you if u turn it to nearly off position will take pressure off lead and as previously stated tap the lead pipe with hammer should see u through till tomorow
good luck

its definately been tarmac'd over, absolutely nothing in garden/ drive. Pavement outside has recently been re surfaced, i reckon it's under there !!
In that case if you think you know what pipe is causing the problem, and you can see it........ just hit it like ES said, that should at least reduce the flow.
Tips for new Joiner ....................... make sure your saw's sharp and you screw in straight :shock: ............... sorry I couldn't resist that :grin:
:welcome: from us by the way smile
Quote by little gem
hehehehe lol
Like erm......... mine too! biggrin
actually the only thing that is mine on that piccie is me and my knicks! biggrin
kiss
Gem. x

Thinking about it gem, it wasn't blue it was you that mentioned it :grin:
Congratulations from us........... have a truly memorable day smile
Jubblies in the summer.......... you know, triangular shaped carton with a frozen Orange lump in it......... great !
That case if you can't find the little square cover that Calista mentioned on your property, try looking on the pavement, there will be one there somewhere.
Well you'll need to turn the water off before you could even see if the pipes burst above the ground. Sure you haven't got a stop cock in the house somewhere......... most houses do. If you can find it turn it off and see if the pipes split.
Must admit sounds like there ain't much you can do tonite though except what ES has suggested........ the pipes shagged anyways so just knock seven bells out of it to try and stop the flow
Quote by mistress_sassy
Is google really your friend, or am I just stupid? I never get any of these and haven't even heard of most of them! redface confused

Yup Google helps smile wink
Errr is the water pissing down or coming up through the ground
Quote by mistress_sassy
Its appeared on everyones avatar except mine! I'm impressed you got it so quickly! lol

Oooh did I ruin the fun by giving it away then :grin: I think Blue made reference to it somewheres
Quote by naughtynymphos1
They a size 12 thats one hell of a pototoe :shock:

Thats one hell of a foot an all :shock:
Quote by pippy
wheres all the pussy pics ?????????........ rolleyes

There ya go smile ............................
And no speed limits on motorways
And no breathalysers
And when you joined the AA or RAC you got a key for their phoneboxes
Big bikes were made by Norton, Triumph, BSA.......
When I got me first car a quids worth of petrol lasted a week
Three pints, 20 fags, and pie and chips on the way home........ 10 bob (50p to you youngsters)
Hand made to measure leather jacket £25 from carnaby street
Hand made to measure boots £20 same source
Loon pants 2 quid a pair
Tie dye shirts........... just the cost of the dye
Hairdressing free.............. who ever had a haircut FFS !
Yes old and it's memories can be good. wink
I've got it !!
Don't bother to stretch the boots........... wear something else :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Well these days we don't really mind so much, cos we won't shag until we have spent a convivial evening together so pics don't matter. When we met to shag then yes pics were important.
Library full of good books, a truck full of fags and matches, another truck full of beer...... what else could a man ask for dunno wink
Oh and edited to add all the credit cards and the keys to the bank so H couldn't spend all the money while I was away :grin:
Oooohhhhh just about the same things as you ES :grin: Partial to a bit of cleavage and nice legs and ankles
H moans but I keep on telling her the day I stop letching is the day she wants to start worrying :shock: ................... that or fecking bury me wink
Don't like duck
Not keen on chicken confused
It's gotta be Turkey.......... Yeah !!!!
Dunno what H will have, she hates Turkey innocent
Good to hear you are ok HR................. let the party commence :thumbup:
Oooh Polo........... 5'8" thats the first time I haven't been considered a short arse......
Shame that I'm about 20 years outside your age range.
M
It's easy sleazy (oohhh I'm a poet :grinsmile ........... all yer do is wear em.... don't take em off, eat in em, sleep in em, shower in em, shag in em, go to work in em...... they'll soon break in smile
Hhhmmmmm glad I'm not alone playing this game then...... smile
M
Well I don't write on toilet doors anymore, cos I grew out of it..... but I still have a chuckle at some of the stuff written on them though :giggle:
and :welcome: by the way
Quote by freckledbird
Who's frank? confused wink

One of the audience lol
Well I'll be Frank if you want :grin:
written on behalf of H :grin:
Quote by partyman
Never said it was "illegal" all I said was some local authorities come down heavy on swinging clubs whilst others do not.

Ahh, my initial reading of Leps's post was that he recommended not going down the line of getting a licence. Not sure now if he means a drinks licence or just an ordinary licence.
To be legal a club will have to get one of the licences, even if NOT a drinks licence. And I'm not sure how little difference there now is between the Police's or the Councils acces to a club if it has just a Premises Licence or if it has a Drinks Licence, under the new law.
I suppose a lot will depend on "real world" factors like how good your relationship with the local authorities and local cop shop are and if your club has had cause to give aggravation to the Police in the past.
Yes sorry partyman, I should've edited out the first line of Leps post before quoting him. I am commenting on the attitude of some local authorities, not the rights or wrongs of not licencing.
Well there is nothing in beds, and I was in Enfield earlier and there's nothing there either.