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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by partyman
some enlightened authorities are allowing swinging clubs to thrive (notably Sheffield) whilst others have been known to force clubs out of business.

I suppose as Xtasia have been granted an Alcohol licence when they never had one in the past, it means that their local authority is also "enlightened".
So what's the other point that you are making? That other swinging clubs should go underground again, ignore the law and NOT be licenced?
Surely this illegal approach to running a swingers club would have other major impacts like invalidating Public Liability Insurance and other issues concerning the Health & Safety of people attending the clubs won't it?
Never said it was "illegal" all I said was some local authorities come down heavy on swinging clubs whilst others do not. And yestechnically the disorderly house bit is correct. One club in wales closed because the owner got hit by a "heavy" local authority and ended up with a £2000 fine for allowing swinging activities to take place in his club.
All that is happening is that all clubs will now have to have a licence be it for entertainment, alcohol, or other refreshment. Once licenced the local authorities could if they so wish have greater access to what goes on inside.
Quote by leprechaun
make love not war

Nah.................. wars more fun
Quote by leprechaun
knowing the way the law is i would say no not to go down that line
the police and councils will have more access and can and will use that to close clubs
remember swinging clubs are on the margins of society and not accepted by authoritys

Leps has said it all here............. some enlightened authorities are allowing swinging clubs to thrive (notably Sheffield) whilst others have been known to force clubs out of business.
Point is as the law stands (not the new licencing laws), technically anyone running a club can be done for running a disorderly house (even though prostitution is not involved)... the new laws will do nothing to change this.
Doesn't apply to gay clubs though cos they are protected under gay rights laws.
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I can still remember Davros . . .
I liked his cousing stavros............... ello peeps smile
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Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
I thought i would try dogging last nite.... i know its cold....i went on SH found 2 sites thought iwould try both out.
First site i went to no cars no nothing sad
second site went to loads of cars. so i parked up and then waited...i then called a friend to find out how doggers comunicate...
Then omg the boys in blue turn up wait a good 30 mins when they search a car. They drive of. I thought then i would try a diffrent part of the car park, stick the car inm to reverse.
BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
Thought my luck must change waited another bloody freezing by this time so go home.... No luck.
MikeC

Hehehe........... Well I know a man that makes a living out of fixing cracked bumpers amongst other things innocent
's funny what people get up to in the middle of the night........... well there's owt as stange as folk loon ...... as me dear ole ma used to say :grin:
H is working on Marmite flavoured lippy if anyones interested innocent
Quote by HarryJones
That's nothing you should see my parking at waitrose, but then the car next to me always parks badly first so I have no choice in the matter.
Regards
Harry Jones

Yeah it's alright mate, we believe you rolleyes wink
My eyes are red with little black dots in the middle.............. whats wrong with me confused dunno
Well I have had a few extra cookie requests just of late when I've been opening a thread. I looked at a couple of them and they seem to be associated with the emotes that some people are using. I just deny them all anyways and everything is still working fine.
Quote by cheekychimp
Fluck me....that is honest..... wink
Pluck em.......... :crazy:

Nooooooooo too painful :shock:
OK I'll come clean I have a problem (well I have lots but I'll admit to this one)
Don't mind ear or normal nose hair, and I deal with them from time to time but just lately I've been getting a couple of hairs growing on the bridge of me nose.....when I look down at me nose I can see the little feckers, and when I'm sitting in a traffic jam in me van, I find meself sort of absent mindedly playing with em rolleyes
I haven't got the balls to pluck em out (too painful) so I shave them and they grow back :shock:
What should I do??
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dont worry _dog_ cause Markz was just having a bit of a joke there with you. He was referring to Harry Jones who lives, I mean posts, in the forums very often! A very nice chap who sometimes goes dogging on his bike lol
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And if you ever meet Harry on his bike _dog_......... don't let your other half sit on his crossbar :shock:
FFS..................... this thread has been running months and I haven't entered before cos I thought it said SKINNY happy people :shock:
Quote by EagerSlut
A little bird tells me there's a European Union Directive coming out about this any day now.
The loonies who seem to have taken it on themselves to interfere in every facet of our lives have decreed that more than 5.2 people consenting to group sex constitiute an official orgy.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

OK then mate you go and find another four and I'll be the .2 :grin:
Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

And being a mere male I'd admit to almost certainly not being able to fuck when someone shouts action confused
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I can remember the days (cos I'm an old git) when one could simply tear up parking tickets and put em in the bin.... (that was the floor behind the front seats in my case :grinsmile... I used to live and work in London 30 years ago and I would average at least 10 tickets a week. I used to have to pay maybe 1 in 25......... at £6 a go
Alas along came these computer thingies and now you can't get away with it sad
I'm gonna get me a head to toe wet suit........... I'm gonna be a porn star! :grin:
Quote by triptix
I reckon it's DeForest Kelly- died 11th June 1999
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And after a kick up the arse by PM from Cheekychimp ................
correct triptix........... your turn
sorry Cheeky forgot all about it sad
Quote by bluexxx
Too late, the queue is already round the corner and all the way under the railway bridge lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

FFS Blue what you running there an NHS Dentists or something :shock:
Quote by HarryJones
Hooray for JK Rowling and the Harry Potter trilogies.....!!
Also, can wait to see the new ..The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe....Yipppeeee...... :bounce:
CheekyChimp...... cool

Errr......... doesn't trilogy =3? ............. I thought this stuff had got to number 5 or something wink
Ooh does that mean it will be in the charts on the top 40 tomorrow confused:
Nah that'll be the birdie song..... I've heard it's been re-released :shock:
Well if you want to do it Harry do it simple as that.
OK so you don't do penetrative sex so that shouldn't be a problem for you, but on the subject of porn flicks, there are a good few around that show safe sex i.e. condoms, but there even more around that don't.
The testing thing is not new and has been used in the industry for years, but because the HIV virus in particular has a gestation period of 3-6 weeks it is possible that a test can come back negative because the antibodies aren't showing up, and yes there has been cases of porn actors contracting the disease.
So do the BJ's and the WS if you want to mate but save the full stuff for the right lady wink
Oh and can I have the link as well please :grin:
Quote by blonde
To be or not to be ..........that is the question ! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

FFS STOP calling me toby !!! :grin:
Well............. because I've now got a (young) second family it's gotta be............
Oh Pizza Hut oh Pizza Hut....Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
MacDonalds.....MacDonalds.. Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut....
and sadly I can do all the actions as well rolleyes
But from a Long time ago...................
This is Captain Tobias Wilcox.......... then
Oh we're going to Barbados.......
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