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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by cheekychimp
My Chris would like a single lady to complete a threesome and i would like some choclate lol
Molly xx

Ooh I'm all alone and have a big bar of bournville here :twisted:
C x
Mmm proper chocolate...... wink
Ooohhhhh Bournville............ stuff the diet gimme gimme gimme :grin:
Well this is the first time I have been stumped in the short time H and I have been in here............. WTF is X factor?? Is it some kind of deoderant or something??....... I'd ask H but she's watching some crappy music thing in the other room dunno
Quote by cheekychimp
Hooray for JK Rowling and the Harry Potter trilogies.....!!
Also, can wait to see the new ..The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe....Yipppeeee...... :bounce:
CheekyChimp...... cool

Errr......... doesn't trilogy =3? ............. I thought this stuff had got to number 5 or something wink
Quote by HarryJones
And what does Muggle mean confused:
Regards
Harry Jones

You're one Harry, so am I and most of the people on this site too no doubt... wink
Thanks but that didn't help at all, so a quick search has led me to the draft entry for the Oxford English Dictionary "Muggle: invented by JK (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling (b. 1965), British author of children's fantasy fiction (see quot. 1997).
In the fiction of JK Rowling: a person who possesses no magical powers. Hence in allusive and extended uses: a person who lacks a particular skill or skills, or who is regarded as inferior in some way. "
So am I : 1. inferior (and if so in what way) 2. Lacking a skill (and if so what skill so I can improve or no magical powers
Regards
Harry Jones
Nah it's ok Harry I'm the Muggle................ and I HATE Harry Potter (minority of one in this house....... even the dog wags his tail when the DVD is playing) ....... same as I never got into any of the other wizardry type stuff that was around when I was a kid
well i guess it depends on which sunday paper you read lol
personally I'd have thought that an orgy would consist of various numbers of men and women enjoying themselves but the emphasis would be on more than two of each....... but then again if you are talking gay then who knows dunno smile
Quote by marmalaid
OK so what is this thread all about? It is obviously getting itself into dangerous territory (mod/member disagreements aside) It ultimately is trying to talk about religion (and what did my dear old long departed da' say....... never argue politics or religion son)

But we are a community that respects one another and embraces our differences, we are adult enough to discuss this. It's not dangerous, just helps us see new ways of looking at the world, and that is surely good.
Quote by Him'nHer
I personally believe that our children at an early age should be taught the fundamentals of scientific belief (including Darwin theory) as well as the fundamentals of all the "common" religions (which would include christianity, Islam, Hindu, Budism to name but a few) This happened when I was at school and I finished school in 1970 FFS..........

I agree, almost...
Why should your belief, Darwinism, be give more credance than my belief, Creationism?
Marmalaid If you read what I posted in response to Calista, you will see that I DO NOT believe that MY personal beliefs are any more or less important than anyone elses. I have stated that I do not believe in religion. I DO NOT see anywhere that I have written that I believe in Darwins theories. All I have stated is that I am not religious.
Putting it simply what I believe in is personal to me......... I respect that others have different beliefs, and that is personal to them. I DO STRONGLY BELIEVE IN MODERATION. It's ok to me that children (mine included) get taught fundamental Darwin theory as well as fundamental grounding in all the worlds major religions............ or do you think that this is wrong?
Quote by Calista
Be interesting to know how many of the parents who object actually attend church and truely practice their faith, as opposed to being those who turn up, repent and carry on the same next week!
C x

Couldn't agree more Calista.............. which frankly is one reason why I personally am not religious, and try very hard (although I've screwed up tonite) not to get involved in religious discussion, but at the same time I respect peoples right to believe in something, and if that "something" happens to cut to the core of human psyche as religion does, then I don't see why it shouldn't be taught in school
OK so what is this thread all about? It is obviously getting itself into dangerous territory (mod/member disagreements aside) It ultimately is trying to talk about religion (and what did my dear old long departed da' say....... never argue politics or religion son)
From what I have read in here it is about what the U.S. has decided over many years is the correct (possibly read PC here) way to deal with a multi-ethnic society.
The U.S. decided that to teach beliefs was wrong, and now the religious (probably read christian) right are now hitting back with ID.
With the current reaction to the ID thing it is possible that our U.S. cousins are about to find out that perhaps a better route to take is one of balance and moderation.
I personally believe that our children at an early age should be taught the fundamentals of scientific belief (including Darwin theory) as well as the fundamentals of all the "common" religions (which would include christianity, Islam, Hindu, Budism to name but a few) This happened when I was at school and I finished school in 1970 FFS..........
It is then down to the individual to work through their own beliefs..... ultimately this is what we try to do in the U.K (and no we don't always get it right) so why can't others (i.e. the U.S.) do the same?
M
Quote by funkyhull
After only being on this site a short time I must admit I find it terribly exciting. However I do feel sorry for many people who post and then find themselves ridiculed by other members. The site promotes many attributes, one of those being their dedication to newbies. Not everyone knows exactly how to act and they SHOULD check, however seeing some of the responses posted to some 'uneducated' people I feel they should be privatley told insted of publicly embarrased. It would put me off posting in the future so some potential great people could be inhibited.
Im sure that some people will post clever remarks to this post but I feel it just solidifys my point... biggrin
Everyone on here is a potential friend so dont just scare them off.
adi

Well........... firstly is this site cliquey???? ......... on balance I don't think it is. What there is though is a hardcore of perhaps 200 users who post a a lot. Around them is probably another 300 or so users who post a significant amount but not as much as the first lot. These people between them make up a lot of what happens in the forums but not all. There are other people who are well known and respected by the site users for what they do or what they are into but they don't post a lot in here.
All of these users will welcome "new blood" to the site, because that helps to keep the site alive. Yes there is a lot of sarcasm but so what........... just give as good as you get without it getting out of hand and you'll be fine.
With regard to what people post think of it this way........... If a new user comes in here asking about cock length, tit size, or how far can you spurt..... they think they are asking relavent questions. The problem is most users don't find this stuff relevant at all, and as this kind of post comes up with regular monotony, yes they frankly get bored with it, so the sarcasm moves up a notch or two......... we are human after all, and we do get tired of this stuff.
And by the way sending PM's doesn't always work, as people ignore them.
Quote by cheekychimp
Anyway.....12 days before christmas for the tree please and 12 days after..!
CheekyChimp.... cool

Nope........... the tree should go up christmas eve, and should be taken down on twelfth nite- Jan 5th In time for Epiphany (although it's acceptable to take it down on Jan 6th itself).
It was like that when I was a kid.......... but do you think I can get em to do it in this house??? nah I'll end up having to make the trip to the garden centre in a couple of weeks time sad
Bah bloody humbug confused
Sounds good and doesn't seem too expensive either .............. hhmmmm have to think about this place
Quote by EagerSlut
NN and Kit smackbottom smackbottom
I won't be drawn! innocent innocent innocent

Aww H thought you'd make a good still life model ES wink
Quote by Pete_sw
We had a cold shower earlier, but I think I'll be ok later rolleyes

I could sit and watch your avatar for hours wink lol
Oh go on then Pete we'll let you :grin: wink
We had a cold shower earlier, but I think I'll be ok later rolleyes
We Him'nHer solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......she will continue to give the head keep our humour.... hold our piss up's often..... and fight in bunches and come to the munches to defend our swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ we shall never surrender! (well maybe we will - :giveup: :shocksmile
Quote by treasurechest
Ulck , I Cant be doing with all this conformity and group hug things!!
I need a vomit emoticon and I cant find one!!

Here ya go hun
Them two ! twins :shock: what a thought :doh: bolt
Happy Birthday ES smile
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: .......... sarge !
and welcome from us as well josh
Err Martin's response was It will be looked at when the main part of the site is sorted out
I like short women............. the shorter the better cos their heads come in useful, somewhere to put yer beer in a crowded pub :grin:
c'mon You just KNEW somebody was going to say that didn't you rolleyes
Martin's response was to answer something that was asked of him in a PM. As Missy has just pointed out, Martin said that it would be looked out once the main part of the site was sorted out.
To get an understandimg of the context in which he responded, you'd have to find out who asked him the question in the first place I guess
Yeah mine says that as well................ but as I live and swing with her, it's hard to lie convincingly :shock:
Well we like it that people don't know what we get up to. There was a situation in the village recently where the gossip mongering got out of control about an alleged swap between two consenting adult couples.
It was great for us to let the gossip go in one ear and out the other, then get indoors, look at each other, say if only they knew what WE got up to, then piss ourselves laughing :grin:
No we don't care what people think or say about us in general, but we keep our swinging activities private as we have genuine reasons for doing so, in addition we find it enhances the thrill that people don't know.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
bollox why do you always spot you spelling fuck ups after people quote you? mad

dunno NN .......... but you always do wink :grin:
Harry you misearable git.............. get some self control............ or buy one of them timer thingies run the PC thru it and at the set time off the power goes and SH disappears into the ether. Assuming you don't use a laptop, It should work for a while at least untill you bugger up the OS :grin:........ knowing you though you'd forget to set the bleedin thing and you'd still be online at stoopid o'clock.
It's a problem, that I too suffer from. H likes this place but reckons I am too obsessive, and she has told me that if I don't get off of here by pm then nooooo nooky for me :cry:
Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai Harry....................... that has mirrors above the bed and very nice it is too :grin:
H does a lot of charity stuff as she told you in Norwich, she suggests you get over here cos it's that time of year again, and they are doing those freebie tea and cucumber sandwich thingies for the wrinklies........... captive audience mate and the youngest will be 65 :grin:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Just found this one of hornyred rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

thats 3 horny red's isn't it? :shock:
At least :shock:
Quote by davidsplayroom

I feel the same way I have tried to be nice and somehow my jokey lines have been turned into something else, lines mis-intertpreted or taken out of context.
But at the end of the day the truth is Someone here hates me and that person is a mod

So you're saying that this whole thread was started by Blue and aimed at you because she hates you???
No its not blue
And I don't do self pity I know it's not about me or anyone in particular
I was just making a point about taking the piss and at the same time pay to message web sites
The point being
Do You want SM to be a pay to message no one in particular about nothing in particular per message web site?
keep doing what you are doing
If you want to be a community behave like one and welcome new blood
and stop taking the piss out of vanillas or newbies
just my opinion, you are welcome to dissmiss it
Nobody is seriously taking the piss out of vanillas (god I hate that expression - what can I use instead?), people are merely having a laugh........... The reality is Swingers if they are in the open SERIOUSLY get the piss ripped out of them and more at times (go check it out for yourself by mentioning swinging in any pub on a friday or saturday night, you will find it's true).
As for newbies, yes they can get a little bit of stick, usually it's gentle though unless they are totally thick and piss people off. This is a fact of life in a lot of net communities. stand your gorund without being rude and you'll find you'll soon become accepted. Don't expect everybody to like you, not everybody will like you in RL either.
As for the a minute thing WTF is all that about dunno
M