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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Quote by 34fun
i have been out in my lorry a good few years ago, the days before mobiles - god i am getting old.
i pulled into a laybye to ask this fella in his car if he knew where a certain place was.
while telling me i noticed that he had his hampton in his hand and he was obviously very pleased to see me....
guy even had the cheek to wink at me - how i never give him a good hiding i dont know ?
also out delivering on my round, went to use a public toilet. while having a pee in the urinal i heard a noise from behind me, when i looked around someone in the cubicle had drilled a hole and had their d*ck stcicking through it. in a supposedly sexy husky manner they were asking me to gnosh it for them - this person was not as lucky as the first though and my work issued dr martins left a fair imprint on the offenders penis...
i have also been thumbing a lift when drunk, and no taxi will stop unless you have your tits out and a small skirt, someone pulled over asked me where i was going and offered to drop me there. 200 yards up the road they are feeling my leg.....
i did walk the rest of the way !
is this just me or does it happen to loads of fellas
Nah I think it's just you.................. do you have a nice arse or something
Quote by meat2annoyu
You Fecker Bonzo, all lined up ready to claim the prize and you nicked it
Anyway, i'm meat2annoyu and i'm here for a quick shag with loose women. still not had any offers yet, what am i doing wrong? or are you just miserable cliquey old mingers.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Meat you are feckin mad
and :welcome: Bonzo from us as well
Quote by Mister_Discreet
The oval element of the current design is used on the SH Pins, so losing that would render the pins that people put a lot of time and effort into creating rather meaningless.
Dunno that I'd agree Mister Discreet.............. haven't had the honour of being able to acquire a pin yet and we won't till we get to our first munch next year, but having recently been to a social I have at least seen one.
The pin is good because it's discreet, you need to have seen one to make a connection with this site and the swinging scene........ logically you won't know what the pin means unless you are (hopefully) involved with the site. wasn't that the whole purpose of them in the first place?......... a discreet sign for like minded members?
Surely it doesn't matter what logo the site has, the pin will still be a discreet link to SH
M
Well the new owners can and will introduce new logos amongst other things, they own the site so they can do what they want..
We are being asked do we like what has been proposed or would we like them to "go back to the drawing board" and try again.......... Logically it will always be a "yes and yes" answer cos "no change" doesn't exist cos it is their site and things will change........ so no point in going down that road really is there?
So if we accept that's how things are, us two like the logo....... it ain't garish and is pretty smart compared to some you see .....
M & H
We are being asked do we like what has been proposed or would we like them to "go back to the drawing board" and try again.......... Logically it will always be a "yes and yes" answer cos "no change" doesn't exist cos it is their site and things will change........ so no point in going down that road really is there?
So if we accept that's how things are, us two like the logo....... it ain't garish and is pretty smart compared to some you see .....
M & H
Quote by Mister_Discreet
If you look at only the red portions of the logo, it's someone listening hard to hear something that's being drowned out by a blue twat with a trumpet, symbolising the crossed line. The missing foot symbolises the wobbliness of the organisation, while the forked tongue is indicative of the difference between their sales force's promises and the bills you actually get.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
It appears it was based on Hermes the messenger not Pan, and I got soooo confused reading through this thread, cos I couldn't work out if people were taking the wee out of Hermes or our Wendy the SH Angel :shock:
Compared to Hermes she looks pretty good
Quote by marmalaid
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1746329276438204b35b8f2.gif
Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans
That's Pan you're talking about.
Yeah thats the one
Quote by HarryJones
Why didn't you all tell me that a 1000 posts ago :!: Drops everything including his trousers
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry - in the interests of health and Safety, could I suggest that you don't drop your trousers until you have safely reached the LMU. Running with them around your ankles is just too dangerous.
Thank you for your concern Aunty Alex, unfortunately it is too late and I have already broken my nose falling over in my haste to post (and I think I've got a positive response already
)Regards
Harry Jones
How can you have broken your nose............ when you hit the floor something else would have landed first.............. your nose would have been at least 9 inches off the floor
Quote by da69ve
Right i have a complained.......i had to make 1000 posts to get a full purple bar.......how come Martin has one and he has only done 37 posts.......it just ain't fair i tell yeah!!
Nothing to do with posts.............. In Martin, Steve, and Elliots case its a purple heart for taking grief off the natives :giggle: :giggle::giggle:
Martin
Horses can be as expensive as kids but I hear they are a lot less hassle when they get older
Quote by Angel Chat
New steam rant.
Dress sizes
Firstly, why aren't they all the same??? I have clothes that I wear all the time that range from size 14 to size 18. How the hell am I supposed to know what size to pick up off the shelves?The majority of my clothes are either size 16 or 18 though and some of the 16s are a bit tight so I class myself as a size 18. Still bloody annoying when shopping though, taking 2 or 3 of the same item into the changing rooms.
On a related note though, men!!! Why do they ask what dress size you are?
This isnt the first time I've posted about this but I've got so annoyed about it tonight
Aaaargh!!!!! How the hell am I supposed to answer that question?! I know what size my clothes labels tell me I am, but the male perception of those sizes (and a lot of females in fairness) seems to disagree with it.:fuckinghell:
Well my inside leg is 30" does that make me a short arse
I saw something like that happen right in front of me one morning.......... bloke in an astra lost it on the ice and he wasn't going that fast....... over a ditch, through a hedge, and straight into the field.
I did of course stop and check that he was alright, but I must admit I did have a little smile on me face on account of the big blue light on the roof and Police on the doors
I know I know....... it's not funny really
I did of course stop and check that he was alright, but I must admit I did have a little smile on me face on account of the big blue light on the roof and Police on the doors
I know I know....... it's not funny really
Quote by markz
I'm going to make an excuse for using Aunt Bessies.
I cook for 8 quite often on a Sunday and with the large joint of beef, roast potatoes and parsnips I don't have the space to fit real yorkies in the oven. I take out the beef and while it settles and gets carved, I sling the frozen ones in
'sawight Dawn we believe you hun
Can I interest you in a double oven
would that be H's double oven
Yeah she does what dawn does and never uses the second one........ waste of bloody time.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm going to make an excuse for using Aunt Bessies.
I cook for 8 quite often on a Sunday and with the large joint of beef, roast potatoes and parsnips I don't have the space to fit real yorkies in the oven. I take out the beef and while it settles and gets carved, I sling the frozen ones in
'sawight Dawn we believe you hun
Can I interest you in a double oven
