Vasectomy means never having to say your sorry.........
Had this on my car many years ago, the ex hated it :grin:
Huh?, what??............ dammit you two just woke me up :grin:
How do you make underwear out of string??? :confused2:
He's obviously young, or at least immature, .................. I wonder how many zits he's got :rascal: :wanker:
congratulations on the forthcoming wedding, and nah, stag nights are cool !..... just make sure all your innoculations are up to date, cos you'll never know where you'll end up and with whom :grin:
Have a good 'un
:twisted:
I've got it !!!!!!!!!
Lucy was a lesbian in shropshire. She was a happy girl, enjoying all those girly things that all you girls love so much.
Late one night she was chilling at home, tapping away at her computer, and drinking a little wine, when all of a sudden........
OMG :shock:
Aliens !!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
The aliens took over her body and because of Lucy's sexual persuasion (she liked to be the dominant one in her liasons) and the fact they were dumbass aliens, they sort of mixed up the personality side of things, ......... hence Dave in Lucy's body
See.................. easy init :giggle: :smug:
There was a time when you were half M's age, ....................... now you ain't cos
You're getting old !!!! :grin:
Happy Birthday Blue
M & H
Umm I think we all took it as a joke wayne.......... how's the hangover :grin:
Aww polo, I'd filter those straight into the inbox if it was me :lickface:
Well I never.............3 times a week????? whatever next???............ I suppose he'll want to do something smutty like lift my legs in the air or something!!! whats wrong with once a month with me eyes closed, and the lights off, like me granny used to do?? :grin:
M & H
At least your post says something about you, more than other guys bother to do.... good luck !
C'mon then Polo did I get 1 and 4 right.......... see earlier