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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by EnglishChris99
When would you like me to knit these undies up for you ??

Oh whenever you have time, and H says will you ensure that they cover both lips :grin:
Quote by Dino
Stickers in my car at the moment are,
Ferarri owners club.
I :love: my Ferarri.
Real men drive a Ferarri.
M.C.F.C. Come on you blues.
Dino. wink

And all stuck on the back of ........................................
a vauxhall nova :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by NorfolkBBW
Sorry but I only have one in my car and it's the most boring one ever
'Fitted with He-Man Dual Controls'
I can hear you all snooring now...... redface

Ahhhh but is it fitted with He-Man dual controls, or just a He-Man??? :grin:
Quote by EnglishChris99
How do you make underwear out of string??? :confused2:

Give me some string and I will show you ;)
Oh OK then :grin:, after you've made her some, can I have some?
M & H
Vasectomy means never having to say your sorry.........
Had this on my car many years ago, the ex hated it :grin:
Huh?, what??............ dammit you two just woke me up :grin:
I'm going down for 69 years, ..... yes 69 :grin: lol. Also got a $5000 fine smile
:welcome: to the mad house, grab a drink and get to know people smile
He's obviously young, or at least immature, .................. I wonder how many zits he's got :rascal: :wanker:
congratulations on the forthcoming wedding, and nah, stag nights are cool !..... just make sure all your innoculations are up to date, cos you'll never know where you'll end up and with whom :grin:
Have a good 'un
:twisted:
no swinging allowed confused
newbies seek acceptance
(k)nickers sticky afterwards :uhoh:
Quote by tallnhairy
Um they tell the emergency services that in the wreck after an RTA they need to look for a baby... Otherwise they are small, may get missed in a bad smash. Depressing but true.

Ok I sort of see what your saying and accept to a point BUT.....................
Caravans !! Bloody caravans............ leave em at home !!!! :grin:
I'm a billy no m8's :cry:
but I like lots of comedians smile
H has got lots of m8's, and she can take or leave most comedians.......
hhhmmm must be a moral there somewheres :confused: :confused2:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
But how do you get down on your beg?? :confused:

Very easily if it's long enough :grin: :grin: :grin:
Death by flogging for all those that can't be nice, so that includes all..........................
Chavs and other assorted delinquents, juvenile or other.
Dictators, no matter where they are from.
People who do nasty things to garden gnomes.
Horse riders who insist on riding side by side so they can have a good natter, on narrow country lanes...........c'mon ladies I want to pass you safely but you ain't making it easy.
People who stick "baby on board" signs in their rear windows..... yeah and your point is???
Caravaners who clog up the roads.
Caravaners who drive in convoy and clog up the roads.....
Any one who owns a caravan and parks it on their drive (I hate em!!!......... well ok they are cool to sleep in, especially when its raining outside cos you hear the pitter patter of rain on the roof and you feel all warm and cosy smile so maybe if you leave it on your drive you can live OK??)
I've got it !!!!!!!!!
Lucy was a lesbian in shropshire. She was a happy girl, enjoying all those girly things that all you girls love so much.
Late one night she was chilling at home, tapping away at her computer, and drinking a little wine, when all of a sudden........
OMG :shock:
Aliens !!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
The aliens took over her body and because of Lucy's sexual persuasion (she liked to be the dominant one in her liasons) and the fact they were dumbass aliens, they sort of mixed up the personality side of things, ......... hence Dave in Lucy's body
See.................. easy init :giggle: :smug:
There was a time when you were half M's age, ....................... now you ain't cos
You're getting old !!!! :grin:
Happy Birthday Blue
M & H
Well beings I'm self employed, and working 90% of the time outside, I'm with ES on this one, I can do without snow cos I can't work. If I can't work bills don't get paid, and we don't eat :cry: (say ahh). H has to sell her body, and we still don't pay the bills and we still don't eat (oops only joking H !)
Still every (snow) cloud has a silver lining, it means you lot (my fee paying customers) tend to bash your cars in snow, so I get more work smile hehehe
M
Hi Ambervixen, welcome and enjoy smile
Can't really add anymore to wishes post, except to say that sometimes this is when a webcam can help.
You have obviously thought about what you are doing, hence the phone conversations, but maybe if you could see the couple on a cam, it would help to show that they are indeed who they say they are.
Still by far the best (safest and most straight forward) way of meeting people is at a munch. We have had one experience so far with what we are looking for (MMFat present) with someone we found through an ad,and whilst it was ok, we have decided not to do anymore till we can meet people at a munch, as we feel this is the best way to go.
Get yourself known, and get invited, we hope to see you at one someday smile.
Quote by DreamerHelen
Freckledbird and Him'nHer you are both on the list....

Thanks Helen, we're looking forward to meeting you all, any chance of the hotel list at some stage?
Many thanks M & H
Umm I think we all took it as a joke wayne.......... how's the hangover :grin:
Aww polo, I'd filter those straight into the inbox if it was me :lickface:
Quote by PoloLady

Third and final point: Can't something be done to stop this happening?

Set your controls differently! It's your email account and you can set the filter.
cool
So why do some come to my inbox and some go to the Junk mail? confused
Depends on where the emails are coming from:-
If you find the ones from the SH server are going into your junk box, you need to open one of these mails and add the sender (i.e. the SH server) to your address book, that way you'll always receive them.
If you have passed your email address onto people via a PM say, and they are going into the junk box, it's probably the email title thats the problem. Some email filters look out for certain keywords (as in sexual suggestion) and then block them. Just get anyone sending you emails to use a different title for their mails
Well I never.............3 times a week????? whatever next???............ I suppose he'll want to do something smutty like lift my legs in the air or something!!! whats wrong with once a month with me eyes closed, and the lights off, like me granny used to do?? :grin:
M & H
At least your post says something about you, more than other guys bother to do.... good luck !
C'mon then Polo did I get 1 and 4 right.......... see earlier