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Mark_July
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
United Kingdom

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Quote by secksy_cpl
The day after i had the "snip" i was driving the car,wanted sum cigarettes so was looking for a shop. Spotted one on the other side of the road so pulled over. As i got out the car this other car was driving rather hastily up the road towards me, so i closed the door quickly and leant back against the car. My finger was still inside the door jamb,and i couldn,t step forward,for fear of being run over by the speeding car and still leant back pressing harder on my trapped the car had passed, i tried to open the door but couldn,t turn enough without twisting my was AGONY
My nail fell off amd i couldn,t use my finger for ages, but it did take the pain away fron elsewhere

Owwwww.....My eyes watered just reading that....it also made me chuckle....hilariously awful..hope you and your finger have recovered.. biggrin
Quote by kentswingers777
A few years ago I was claiming incapacity benefit and staying in homeless accomodation...I decided to go to college at which point my incapacity benefit was stopped so was informed i would have to leave the homeless accommodation..But I had nowhere to live so I was put in a ridiculous situation...Stay on benefit and have a roof or go to college(to better my life) and have no roof.......Now I dont know if the swingers who started this post have had any experience of being in such a dire situation or not...I really cant see that they have tho I may be wrong,the point im making is that in some cases (such as mine),there is little incentive to actually get off benefit especially when you are homeless...That said I do see how it can be easy to be so judgmental whilst living in a comfortable house with not much better to do than raise such important topics whilst missing all the points,points,points..

I cannot talk about possible homeless situations like yours, but usually the job centre bends over backwards to help, and if everyone took your attutude, then nobody would ever return to work....but they do.
Oh i did go to college,and then to uni and then to work, and now I too am comfortable....Your thread just struck me as typical of people who do live comfortably but have no real empathy for the situations they wax lyrical about..Im glad went through what i did as it humbled me..not that im suggesting you need humbled.
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Quote by brucie
"single mums,non married family's etc are quite socially acceptable"
not so sure about this. common yes. accetable?

Stop being silly Brucie, and stop trying to pick fights! biggrin
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I have a theory - if you were born at a warm time of year (between late spring and early autumn), you feel the cold more, than those people born between late autumn and early spring. I was a February baby and tolerate the cold far better than my husband, who was born in July. This rule seems to hold true for my own family, I wondered if anyone else could substantiate my theory.

I was also born in July..I much prefer the autumn/winter months..cant really put my finger on why that is..does your hub experience this?
Walking along orchard road when I was approached by a guy who asked me if I wanted a BJ..I said not today thanks....
When was the last time you cried laughing..?
Not long ago having children out of wedlock was deemed a brandable offense,now some 40 years on single mums,non married family's etc are quite socially acceptable.
I was wondering if swinging will ever become an every day occurrence,if so would you be happy about that or is it being a subculture all part of the thrill and something that should remain behind closed doors..?
A few years ago I was claiming incapacity benefit and staying in homeless accomodation...I decided to go to college at which point my incapacity benefit was stopped so was informed i would have to leave the homeless accommodation..But I had nowhere to live so I was put in a ridiculous situation...Stay on benefit and have a roof or go to college(to better my life) and have no roof.......Now I dont know if the swingers who started this post have had any experience of being in such a dire situation or not...I really cant see that they have tho I may be wrong,the point im making is that in some cases (such as mine),there is little incentive to actually get off benefit especially when you are homeless...That said I do see how it can be easy to be so judgmental whilst living in a comfortable house with not much better to do than raise such important topics whilst missing all the points,points,points..
fk yea..my sons shoes are always filthy..and he cant drive..or smoke..or buy alcohol..or play roulette...or borrow money....or get into debt.....hmmmmm...on second thoughts maybe he is a bit smarter than me..but only a bit mind! sad
Quote by BIoke
Update:
I've just had root canal treatment! :shock: I only went in for a filling but it was that or lose the tooth apparently confused
It was fine actually and only hurt a little, I thought it was supposed to be a nightmare?! I haven't paid yet, maybe that's the painful bit - the receptionist said he hadn't put down the cost and I could pay next time... I was in there 2 hours ffs!
Sorry I misquoted you earlier TLIAM.. flower has been sending me slushy PM's and I can't stip thinking about him blast

I had root canal treatment and it was awful!! but then maybe im just not used to having men putting things into my mouth! biggrin
Quote by brucie
rooms. what are these rooms you talk about?

Hey Brucie old boy should you not have been having a wonderful sexual encounter with your oh so sexy lawyer at this time ??..... rolleyes
If i had a date to die after doing all the nice things i think i would quite like to spend 5 mins in a room with a Mr G Bush and a blow torch.. evil
Quote by Sweetshybabe
you can all call me *babe* if u want rotflmao Just dont call me *Hun* now thats one word that makes me scream :taz:

Hi babe.. biggrin
Quote by brucie
everything boils down to ego.
pretty simple.

That is i think where the problem arises..the ego..who you think you are...lives in another reality, a pseudo reality...go and meditate and get in touch with self..who you really are..then come off your soap box and find a life full of joy, peace, contentment, love, wisdom and acceptance. Who knows the tiny mind may expand and suddenly see beauty in the much mentioned uglies, after all its only their wrapping around what exists inside.... sillyhwoar:
I have been requested to fuck off on occasions ...have been unable to locate off otherwise i would be a willing participant.... biggrin
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Depends on the temperature of the room. I rather enjoyed a chilled glass dildo in the summer :rascal:
Do you like eating food off another person?

yes ..mars bar suppers..ouch!
do you like flying?
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Sometimes, it depends who's watching.
Do you like sloppy kisses?

I replyed to this one...re the spaniel! rotflmao