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Mark_July
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
United Kingdom
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Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Who first decided milk tasted good.....and wtf was he doing at the time? :huh:
Assuming it was a he!!
Someone sees a tit and starts sucking....bound to be
your probably right sassy. . after all the milk maids would have been busy trying to extract milk from the bull! :shock:
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Quote by mancunian
A phrase I haven't heard for a long time, thank goodness is an expression of deep penetration;
'Up to my nuts in guts'
I have visions of a bloke wading through offal. Just Gross!
I was just thinking of that one as i read through theposts. . when i heard this first an australian feeling very pleased with himself as he was about to go on leave announced to us he would be home soon and "ap to me nats in fakin gats" followed by just as a passing shot "woil yew cants will still ave ya priks in ya hannds. .ya banch a Fakin wankas"
Orgasminator
Quote by bigDewi69
You'll also have to get her up at ungodly hours of the morning and have it completely dependent on the weather.
I have often wondered about this, , sky diving center near me. . cant think how they ever get anyone out the plane as its inevitably cloudy raining and blowing like a wild thing. .
Funnily enough they'll still throw you out the airplane at 10,000ft if it's cloudy and windy, just so long as you can see the ground from the air.
Im even less likely do do one now! Think it was the . "throw you out. . . bit"
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Quote by Lost
I guess the chenical formula would be - C2H5OH - Ethanol (drinking alcohol )
or Ethyl alcohol
the effect is -
Alcohol as a substance alters nerve timings and reduces oxygen getting to the brain through the bloodstream.
I find it interesting that Alcohol is not implicitly a drug it sort of between drug and a foodstuff like mushrooms etc - thats why usually things connected with both are deemed as drug and Alcohol related rather than just drug related.
god that sound so up ter arse - sorry
if i might add to this. .
The effect is. . huge excitment prior to drinking. . . wonderfull feelings during the first few glasses. . .slightly wobbly for a while . . chuckling.. . um gosh im tipsy. . eh jsst oney mur plz as i need t go soon. . och go on then. . hic. . wurs the burdz. . hic. hic. . ok im leavin!!. stagger. . schissss keeebab plzzz my china. . wobble. . slop. . slop . .whrz my fkiin keys. . ah bollocks. . hi honnnney im homee. . cum ere yu shexy sheey thingly. . eh. . no tnite. . cummon ye know . . hic ye . . stagger . .eh no the sufa again. .. . snore. .
