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Mark_July
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Mark_July
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Quote by bigDewi69
You'll also have to get her up at ungodly hours of the morning and have it completely dependent on the weather.

I have often wondered about this, , sky diving center near me. . cant think how they ever get anyone out the plane as its inevitably cloudy raining and blowing like a wild thing. . lol
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Quote by BIoke
They do... they had them in the Texas Chainsaw Mascara - it was like a gay version of the original film featuring some jealous drag queens that hacked off one another wigs with pink chain saws cool

Must add that to my list of 100022 films to watch before i am reincarnated(hope im not a hamster) lol
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
umm. . cough. . I eh um . read . um . . something about um um eh . . hamsters. . redface
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Mark_July
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They might one day flower. . but then pink elephants might fly too. . biggrin
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I have just ordered a Jcb to fill this rather large hole I have dug for myself. .
Will try and start over and be less foolish.
redface
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Not sure they are the most beautiful race but the most beautiful girl I have seen that has not been airbrushed was a Sri Lankan girl. . she had eyes to match the Afgan girl which is saying something. . the fact she lived along side a railway line in a house made of junk kind of added to her beauty. .
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The tempest. . Punk version of Shakespeare's play, we were blushing down the Kings road for weeks .
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she would be better doing tandem dive dont you think. . if i was going to i would want too be bloody sure i was not on my own doing it. . that said i wont ever have to make that decision as i am not a height person . .
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The longer Im here the less inclined I am to bother trying to meet any one . . just reading all these posts is putting the smile back on my face. . biggrin
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Reading through the sods law for swingers topic. . especially the cold sore one. .
some one should write book of amusing swinging disasters. . if they already have not!! biggrin
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Cant say I can add anything to this but did have a chuckle at some of your quandaries . .eyes get wider by the minute . :shock:
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