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Martin__g
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · Milton Keynes

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Hi to all of you lovely people, been out of it for a while and hoping to make some new friends, looking forward to maybe making a connection or two and hearing from some old faces.
"The perils of penelope pitstop" - with that villan of villans - the hooded claw! or, if were going to be really obscure how about "Funky phantom" - the spirit of 1776 even? :silly:
The local shop in my area has a much more humane solution, they play classical music - it's Bach is worse than it's bite ( what are you groaning for? ).
God!,you guys are making me feel sooooo old,can't watch "The ghost and mrs Muir " without getting a bit misty at the end - surprised nobody's mentioned "the colour purple" either
Martin
"Kiss your pubes goodbye, with THE DEPILATOR - from Black and Decker!" - I'm sure it'd sell!
The end of "The good,the bad and the ugly" when Tuco is running round the graveyard "Hey blondie,you know what you are,just a dirty son of a ....." (Eli Wallach)
or perhaps "god!.....whose hand was I holding?" (julie harris),from the original version of "The Haunting"
Two is not enough!
Once fashioned a fire place complete with fire out of cardbord when a partner's children couldnt work out how santa was going to cope with central heating.
Hello peeps!
Just wondering,being new to the whole internet thing and all,am I approaching this in the wrong way ?(wouldnt be the first time,hee hee!),should I be sending messages that are friendly/conversational in tone or just describing in bald terms what i'd like to do with the lady in question?