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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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fooking hell mate....................
nice to see you matey wb smile))))
Mike
i blame dean for the fact i cant get an Fa Cup ticket........
but saying that i will like to thank him for why city are shite smile)))
Mike
This has to be said we are champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man UNITED smile)))))
this year has been for me traverling up and down to manchester, early mornings late nites,
taking stick from City Fans......
spending lots of money.......
but all worth it.....
Mike
ummmmm urinating on a major citys police station in west midlands.....
Mike redface
Weekday meets are ok if in london area if not...no way...i have a job and i cant pull a sikie to go off shagging smile tho sometimes i wish i could.
I cant accomodate because I live with me parents....and a 21 year old brother.......
weekend i can do, if in SE, but often need some preperation time to arrange transport.
I am all over pasty white so that doesnt bother me the ring thing.
Mike
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Here's what you don't do.....you don't go with me! lol
Not the most successful night I had but funny though :lol:
Good luck with it wink
Fee
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Am sure round two will be better! innocent
:lol: Ok, we'll give it another go! We should have a better strategy next time though, like advertise what we're looking for or something equally sensible :giggle:
Fee
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fee omg you have compleated the ultimate sin, suggesting that DirtyGirlie does or is going to do anything sensible,,,,,,,,
lol sniggers
oh dear my arse is so dead when she reads this :::smile)))
Mike
can you teach me how to give oral hun ;)
sniggers smile))))
Mike
Quote by essex34m
Oh cr@p! How did we miss this? (will be having words with someone for not mentioning it this weekend smackbottom )
Can we be on the resrve list please biggrin
*Her*

you missed it cos you are too lazy to look, instead relying on others to tell you
someone did tell *Her* but Ms Georgey Best was ummmm ummmmm ocupied at the bar smile)))))))
sorry hun cudnt resist
Mike
omg...well i dont wear underwear very well....
and towles look awful especially if you have ummmmm penis malfaction, (in terms of being hard)
Mike
easy mate the stormtroppers outfit doesnt have a zip sniggers your fucked....smile well actually your not :twisted:
like some1 recently said to me.....
i have to sometimes be told to my face that they want to play with me.
i think i am just a flirt so its hard for me to distinguish between flirtiness and intrested.....
by the way my box is open ;)
omg......
i would like to come out and admit i have a partner.......
mrs palmer, sorry i cant help being such a wanker....
anyway seriously tho, i am shocked at that tatick why arnt people honest....Just say your a single guy,cpl,single fem. If people want to play with you and like you that will like you for what your current status is.
Mike
lol...
the best way to do it is set the wireless router to only accept request from certain mac address....(each indervidual wireless cad or network point has one)
also make sure u set a password....
make life so mucth easiar...
Mike
LOL
well i have a red and white shirt wi6th keano on so i thought i was getting bombed out LOL ;)
Quote by hornyinslough
Just back off my hols and I'm gagging for it lol redface rolleyes
Any single guys free to help me out early evening tonight? And if you have a mate even better cool
<----- My needy PM box is thaddaway :P :P :P

damn i was at work earliad and i should have come over sad bummer
lol....
sulks anyway i hope you had fun ;)
Mike
manutd have a good time tonite and on tuesday shame i cant be there...
Mike
i am lucky if i get any texts, i suppose i dont give my number out to that many people, i prefer chating on a instant messaging service
Mike
Of course man u will win...i am there.....
only seen us lose once at home this season.......i wont admit who was that to....some stupid north london team.
Mike
ooo bumpy bumpy
just under 2 weeks to go....
wonder if anyone has decided to pop along...
MikeC
i was so deeply shocked at bolton i kept my arse well hinden away and i hardly tarted.....
omg i am shocked at my behavior ;)
Mike
i would say a lot of the women are perves on here....a few actually shocked me i wont name names........
MikeC
a lady/fem taller tahn me would scare the shit out of me,,,,,,
i am quite tall.....so i doubt many women would be taller than me.....
well...unless i am on me knees ;)
Mike
god i am going to sulk all these people that want people people around 30,
ok time to photoshop me ID,
i am 30 honest guvnour.....
MikeC