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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hello, gobby half of Naughty Wigan Couple here, but I have to admit to being a little bit quite lately. We are really just here to perv at all the cock pictures, but I don't think I'm supposed to admit that in public redface
Also a natural blonde (and I don't mean hair colour) hopeless at giving directions, don't know my left from my right, and still not worked out to safely whisper the right person in the chatroom surprisedops:

We all know you perv the cock pics lol
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MikeC has-been teabitch.....disliker of strawberries and lover of grey pants
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

I get the blame for bloody everything!!!

Your current and previous avatars are to blame for stirrings in my trouser area :twisted:
Not only yours meaty
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Quote by Steve

unless I get really drunk over the weekend, then I might
:lol2:

Here's hoping ;-)
Is free this weekend and I am looking for places to go........and I need to test my photography skills....
;)
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Blue you big bully.......:chuckle:
I am going to flounce now for an hour whilst I get ready............
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Wonders if banter is in the dictionary
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Quote by bluexxx
Back from work now. This is my Friday. The bonus of an extra long weekend, until next Wednesday in fact, means that I can raise a little hell on here. You luck lot :grin:

I will be joining you
And me! :twisted:
*Her*
:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
Ooooo a blue and mrs cpl sandwich ....I feel privlaged
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Quote by MikeC

Can we guess?...e...smile

Nope! And I'm not answering any more guesses either :giggle:
Quote by Steve

Not saying which I am redface

P for Phwoar :smitten:
Haha!! They're not THAT big surprisedops: lol
Lets see a photo so me and Steve can decide ;)
Angel is slacking waited all day and now I am upset that I have no photographic proof
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I have a number of iproducts
iPod
Ipad
iPhone
And a Mac mini........
And I yes I don't care lol
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Quote by bluexxx
Back from work now. This is my Friday. The bonus of an extra long weekend, until next Wednesday in fact, means that I can raise a little hell on here. You luck lot :grin:

I will be joining you
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Quote by couplefunuk
Awww I didn't make reececup's list... guess that means I'm either not at all memorable or not "has been" enough either lol :lol:

And us.
Arse! :lol:
*Her*
Yes you have a nice arse
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Quote by celestria
Awww I didn't make reececup's list... guess that means I'm either not at all memorable or not "has been" enough either lol :lol:

No your just welsh ;)
Only honorary welsh, and only because I married a Welshman actually flipa
So your still welsh lol :giggle:
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Quote by mistress_sassy
FF- feckin' fantastic! (I am a double F these days! I am losing weight but the girls are getting bigger - not that I am complaining!) :rascal:

Fooking fantastic
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Quote by celestria
the food channel is Earthy porn
also love the rediculous programs like cupcake wars etc

The great British bake off is starting again]
ooh i nknow i have beenn asked why dont you do it cos i hate baking its the decoration i love but dont get one without the other
I am so with you on the foodporn channel *nods*
I kept being asked about going on sewing bee.... I hate dressmaking but I obviously like other forms of sewing. So I can totally relate to your baking/decorating split
Mine is genealogy and social history ;)
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Quote by celestria
Awww I didn't make reececup's list... guess that means I'm either not at all memorable or not "has been" enough either lol :lol:

No your just welsh ;)
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Quote by Devon1
No I wouldn't, but then I am not shallow and vacuous. I take it having no morals and pandering to gossip tabloid rags is all that's required for getting a job as a celebrity these days.
Though having celebrity status isn't earned and therefore I have no respect for them.

Totally with you there, but i think i should sleep with Kelly Brook so i can give a second opinion lol
Piss of I am in here already
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Quote by Devon1
oh damn....been here since April 2004 and still never made the cut..lol
Oh well...at least this way I pass under the radar !!!

Same here, but i hate lists, so it' a good thing biggrin
Well if I didn't make shoppnig lists there would not be any thing to eat in this house!
I go with a mental list, then add to it as i go along. Then get home realising i didn't get what i went out for lol
Lists pah, they are for organised people, i prefer to live on the edge :lol:
Devon is the edge of the country....any further and it will be France lol
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Quote by Angel Chat

Can we guess?...e...smile

Nope! And I'm not answering any more guesses either :giggle:
Quote by Steve

Not saying which I am redface

P for Phwoar :smitten:
Haha!! They're not THAT big surprisedops: lol
Lets see a photo so me and Steve can decide ;)
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Reesecup .....unless I am getting fuzzy in my old age...I don't recognise your name
The only thing I know that is resese cup is American and filled with peanut butter ;)
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Quote by Angel Chat
I'm happy to be used as a tester if you need to do any measuring research, Morbius :twisted:

A...adequate
B...better
C....cock perfect
D....Devine
DD...double delight
E....ecstatic
I hope that helps morbius.......
Looks good. :twisted:
Forgot to add f...fuck me ;)
G...inormous
H...umungous
Not saying which I am redface
Can we guess?...e...smile
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Quote by Calista

(I never get on these lists lol)

Loving that Morbius made it on and I never :giggle:
Does that make him more gobshite than me?
Yes but your boobs are better :naughty:
:giggle:
Not saying morbius has them oooppps should have clarified that at first
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Quote by Calista

(I never get on these lists lol)

Loving that Morbius made it on and I never :giggle:
Does that make him more gobshite than me?
Yes but your boobs are better :naughty:
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Quote by Sarah
I'm happy to be used as a tester if you need to do any measuring research, Morbius :twisted:

A...adequate
B...better
C....cock perfect
D....Devine
DD...double delight
E....ecstatic
I hope that helps morbius.......
Looks good. :twisted:
Forgot to add f...fuck me ;)
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Found this old threat whilst looking for something else....
I have so much to write hear:
Lets start with the American family.
Over the last 4years we have managed to trace my American family back to mid 1800s. We have managed to find the graves for my great grandfather and grandmother...as well as three brothers and sisters of my grandfather.
We have also been able to find the graves of my great great grandmother and there children where there is a memorial headstone thanks to someone who is taking photos of headstones to preserve them.
Also after a bit more digging we found a distant cousin who had photos of my family and we can see the family resemblance.
We have found a number of us draft records as well..
I won't go in to my English family that is complicated lol
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Quote by suede-head
I've heard you have been away ... can I see your white bits, but if it's Mr ... fancy a pint of Real Ale to welcome you home !

Suede I remember you..how you doing fella