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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Freckledbird
I'm happy to be used as a tester if you need to do any measuring research, Morbius :twisted:

A...adequate
B...better
C....cock perfect
D....Devine
DD...double delight
E....ecstatic
I hope that helps morbius.......
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Quote by Freckledbird
I remember all of those names!
You spelled my name incorrectly though! smile

I remember most of those names.....blush.
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I thought I would always choose 3 sports people but...I am going to go with non sports people for this one.........
Martin Luther king jnr
Alan Turing
Da Vinci
It would be a stimulating discussion for sure ;)
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Pay for parents new house and car,
Make sure my brother had a nice house....
Travel round the world ...
Invest some in new Internet companies...
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Quote by Trevaunance
i was more thinking of the fact wellington didnt have a cabinet,than any actual ability he had at the job.

Where did he keep his boots then?
Wonders what I am good at.....I know I can be minister for Europe with the amount of traveling I have done
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Should Spain charge people for going in to Gibraltar
I was led to believe that you couldn't be charged to go to another european country, how are the spanish even considering this?
Also how are they justifying 50euros for the pleasure of going to Gibraltar.......? Why not 20 or 30 euros
Discuss?
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I was just wondering if anyone has ummmmmmm had a DIY play when thinking of a fellow forumite........
There are one or three people I may have thought about....just wondering if anyone else has done this or is it just me
Wondering mike
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Quote by noladreams
I have been stopped by airport security a few times
- euro04....got stopped as someone that had the same name as me was on a banning order....it was a tense wait till they sorted our that I was a non hooligan
- Spain...left passport on plane had to get escorted around Barcelona airport till my passport was handed in.
- Spain....try to take a a blow up doll and metal fluffy pink handcuffs in hand luggage....it was for a stag party. Ummmmm the Spanish security were not happy.
-Luton...my ipad got tested for chemicals and it came up....I dunnow where the chemicals came from. Tense few mins when trying to work out what had to bed done.

:notes: Note to self: never travel anywhere with Mike! wink
Lol I have a lot more traveling stories....
Confessions of a traveler..........blush
Ended up in tranny bar in pigalle in Paris
Ended up in red light district of Athens...ooooppps
All night bender in Helsinki
Throwing up the entire flight back from JFK.
Twisting ankle after arriving in Budapest
Lots more......
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To be fair angel....I know you real name, but I always think of you as angel....probably because I got introduced to use as angel......
Though I do call you devil chat.....
It's odd, some people I associate with there forum name, some with real name....it just depend how I associate name to person. Also I have my own nicknames
Like blues know her real name but tome she is blue.....so I always will call her blue
Like some of my mates call me mike, some Curtis, or some cockney(perv) depending on how they met me.....
I tend to answer to cockney the quickest then mike, then Curtis then my full name.
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
mainly getting over yesterday and last night in soho drinkies
knowing i shouldn't have looked at blues egg beans on toast thingy this morning blink

I am off to the community shield....to support the mighty reds......
bit of a mismatch this one really
but it will be interesting to see the reaction rooney gets as it will probably decide his future
Yeah it will be....tbh I am only 3 miles from wembley so will take a walk in town get some pre match munch...as I can't drink at the moment....then tube down to the game....
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Quote by bluexxx
Likes throwing items out of windows to canal street

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My money was on you answering first....whopppy
Is it my turn?
Ok
"Miserable"
Happy twats....;)
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
mainly getting over yesterday and last night in soho drinkies
knowing i shouldn't have looked at blues egg beans on toast thingy this morning blink

I am off to the community shield....to support the mighty reds......
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Wonders if the wine had kicked in...lol.....
As I had to translate......I sent a pm anyway lol....
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Quote by bluexxx
Likes throwing items out of windows to canal street

Leprechaun
My money was on you answering first....whopppy
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I have been stopped by airport security a few times
- euro04....got stopped as someone that had the same name as me was on a banning order....it was a tense wait till they sorted our that I was a non hooligan
- Spain...left passport on plane had to get escorted around Barcelona airport till my passport was handed in.
- Spain....try to take a a blow up doll and metal fluffy pink handcuffs in hand luggage....it was for a stag party. Ummmmm the Spanish security were not happy.
-Luton...my ipad got tested for chemicals and it came up....I dunnow where the chemicals came from. Tense few mins when trying to work out what had to bed done.
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Quote by Earthchild
ermm marilyn manson and jeff goldblum! :twisted:
i would kinda need an orgy though tbh lol

Greedy lol
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Quote by celestria
Orange Hi-Vis.

phwoooaaaar rotflmao
Lol...not for me lol
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Quote by sandybeach1
Today I have mostly been out on my bike with one of my sons, spent the rest of the day with family and out later to see my lover passionkiss
I am having a very good day.

Today I have been shopping, playing with,photoshop still confused by it, and watching the hobbit
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Quote by Earthchild
What's a forum party without a few weirdos
Bring them on their knees. In chains
:twisted:

i try looking for weirdos but i would get distracted by the pretties!
Wonders what I am ?
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Me, Emila Clarke from game of thrones, and Jenna Louise Coleman from doctor who.......
What's yours ?
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Quote by bluexxx
What's a forum party without a few weirdos
Bring them on their knees. In chains
:twisted:

I am ony knees in cable ties, chains were to expensive
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Quote by noladreams
Happy to give another shot to staying up late.
Not promising I will make it past 11pm!

Yay! What party games can we play tonight? :happy:
oh please can we cos i got distracted by a really cute dude in the chatroom!
I'm not really one for games, as you know...... but your mission, should you care to accept is, is to bring me, from the chat room, the weirdest person you can find lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And how would you like them served? :twisted:
Nolan just found me naked with a ball gag in my mouth
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I need to ummmm test my new camera I need willing subjects