Quote by Steve
Wehey!! Have I pulled? :bounce:
Count me in :-)
Nope I have just asked for a blowjob...... :twisted:
Just me and you then Funlovers :bounce:
I will watch lol
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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
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Quote by bluexxx
No one ever tell me that I'm not adventurous and willing to experiment.
Today, I am going to try beans on egg on cheese on toast.
How shocked are you?
I'm more shocked that I actually have all of those ingredients in my house at the same time without someone physically taking me to a shop and putting them in my basket for me.
How are you going to cook it though without a cooker?.....
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Quote by Steve
I'm a former Chat Op
They wouldn't let me be a chat op. Too gobby and crude apparently.
Not sure where they got that idea from
There's always room somewhere for someone who's gobby and crude ;-)
Around our cocks.....;)
Wehey!! Have I pulled? :bounce:
Count me in :-)
Nope I have just asked for a blowjob...... :twisted:
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Quote by bluexxx
I fell asleep.
What? That's how I usually spend parties, isn't it...........
Keep the vibe going, it's weekend, after all!
Who's on bacon butty duty?
Bazinga. I don't care. I don't eat them.
Not me.....I am up changing sheets, sweeping floors and then off to get camera replaced...due to unfortunate incident yesterday.....oooopppsss.....
And yes my mum hasn't used it yet...(private joke)
I will be back shortly
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Quote by Calista
I know a few insensitive dickheads (some on here as well) but I feel that it might be a different sense of the word!
Never heard a sensitive end being used as a reason for stopping orgasm though? Hubby has a very sensitive one after he's cum, and I'm a bitch so it depends who was in charge at the time and as to whether I can get him begging me to stop :twisted:
I am the same....blush there are one or two people that like to ummmm tease after and I could kill them lol
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As per fun ad dirty chat here we go.......
Have you ever been stooped by the police either in a compromising situation or just generally
I have been interviewed in Berlin by German police
Stopped for being with someone who was thing to steal a pub sign (uni student)
Stopped for looking like I was trying to steal a car, I wasn't I was waiting for friend to arrive
All have been fully dressed.
Have you ever been stooped by the police either in a compromising situation or just generally
I have been interviewed in Berlin by German police
Stopped for being with someone who was thing to steal a pub sign (uni student)
Stopped for looking like I was trying to steal a car, I wasn't I was waiting for friend to arrive
All have been fully dressed.
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
brown or red sauce on a roast dinner
any sort of sauce on a good steak
do people not know that for centuries the english perfected mustard as a good steaks only addition
and WTf are poptarts and whoTF would eat anything like it for breakfast
i would suggest however a good matting of smoked bacon and colslaw in a crusty roll mmmmm
I like pop tarts....haven't had them in ages tho
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Quote by celestria
Made me twitch until I remembered Mike is dyslexic... Can mods correct spelling in topic titles???
If Mike can constantly dig at me for imaginary smurfs, falling asleep and being old and almost a granny, then he can take a little lighthearted dig about his spelling :lol2: I'm fairly sure he knows that's all it is ;)
I think so too...
:lol:Dammit... I'm not sure I can unmerge! :doh:
Oooops.... Could be good mod button practice, we will just laugh and point if it goes tits up
:lol:Ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha lol......my spelling is shit and it is not helped by apples auto correct
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
Funny enough both my girls are "obsessed" with Harry Potter and have been since the first book came out. The listen to the books consistently and also read them consistently. they can actualy quote chapters from the books!...See told you they were obsessed!!!!
The have even call each other Fred and George! and so it goes that they call me Molly!
:thumbup: They have good taste. I like Fred & George. Great characters.
My eldest actually found a lady that would knig her proper fred and george jumpers. She had two made with G and F on them and she gave the G jumper to my youngest for her 21st. They spent the whole say in them and they are still there favourite jumpers.
I was actually shocked at how much they cost!!!!!
your youngest is 21 you dont look old enough to have a 21 year old
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
Pineapple is wrong...full stop...I don't care for it at all..It makes my mouth itch.
Celery on its own it yukky beyond yukky. It is the food of the devil.
But celery and peanut butter is lush
Oh and squirty cream...this is only acceptable if it is in a dish but then only a small amount. The amount of people I can seen in my lifetime that do that whole..
Pick up the tin and squirt it into their mouth!!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!
But celery and peanut butter is lush :)
that is just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Quote by Freckledbird
put it this way my choice of food is similar to essex....i am really fussy
but pinapple on a pizza is wrong.....wrong.......wrong...first it is fruit and i dont do fruit...second fruit on a savoury pizza....ewwwwww
But technically, tomatoes are fruit. Nobody questions tomatoes on pizza, do they?
shhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:
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Quote by MikeC
Monitor
Blu ray player
Keyboard
Empty bottle of powerade and lucozade
Earphones
Xbkox360 controller
iPhone
Cn of lynx deodorant
Broken hanger
Few coins
Mouse
That's actually very tidy for me.....will get a photo later
What I should have said is that my mac, xbox, router, 2 external hdds are in the drawer. I am typing on ipad at the moment.
