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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Angel Chat
looking for willing volunteers to spend an hour on the door latest will finish at 10pm

I'll go on the door for an hour. Best make it a fairly early hour though, me and vodka tend to get fairly pally lol
i nearly had a monitor redecordation moment......
lol....
Mike
ummmmm
well they think i might be in touch with my feminin side (no gigerling people)
i dont know what they would say, at least i am not an alcholic, or do drugs or smoke
but mum had a large amount of erotic fiction hidden in there room so they cant moan to mutch
Mike
il be there...
angel you will be asleep tho lol :lol: :lol:
my arse is so going to get it :twisted:
Can I make a point.........
I personally dont think we should start a which hun over the members that overstepped the line. Personnally the members invloved should come forward and say look were rally sorry what we done and apologise.
If i started to complain about EVERY unapropriate grope i got, i would be PMing munch organisers all day, and that is not just from females. People should look at it objectivly and say right this is what is acceptable and this is what isnt.
What we should say is this, is mayby have a warning system in place if things to get a bit heated. I am not justifying it just looking objectivly. When alchole and randy people, get together sometimes people will overstep the mark.
I am sure most people wudnt take offence to mayby asked to stop it.
Mike
very intresting very intresting..................
I have tried to write this 3 times and everytime i have scrapped what i have written.
1) I feel that munchs should not have no overtley sexual behavior, Like knobs being pulled out and tits on show. I have the issue with showing my bum, i tend do show it often, now technically that would be against munch rules, but then again if some1 was to aproach me and say cut it out. Fine.
2) I think the main problem that i have witnessed at a munch was a sex show which i did find a little on the norty side, I personally wasnt offended but there you go.
3) Like easy said i was snoging and groping a number of people recently at munchs, technically that would be sexual behavior now, i am sure no one would come up to me and say pls dont snog her/him.
4) I think the rules are there for a reason, ill agree i mayby have brushed those rules from time to time, but at the end of the day, I think those rules are to stop ORAL SEX and FULL SEX being done in full view.
5) Being Propostioned...this is intresting, if some1 propostioned me i would actually feel happy that someone liked me enough to ask. I wouldnt have a problem with it
i was liserning to oasis
whats the story morning glory
i havent lisened all the way through for a while but for me i was say it was the joint best album of the 90s the other being prodigys fat of the land
Mike
i ahve some swiss francs and and about 20 eur on me computer desk
Mike
lol......
i dont have an advert but my mum and dad is always around.... redface
MikeC
Quote by Angel Chat
I personally feel that my expectations of swinging change on at least a monthly basis. To me, there are so many aspects to it that I can pick and choose which particular aspects I feel most comfortable with at any given time.
When I first arrived (3 years ago) I wanted a) to explore my bi side and b) experiment with casual sex (yep, I was one of the "quick shag brigade") and 3somes and moresomes. Not long after that I ended up in a relationship (from here, but not a swinging relationship as far as I'm concerned - although I did play with a couple of girlies, in his absence but with his permission)
I also ended up doing one of those "Omg I can't believe I was so stupid" posts, and then went on to do some more exploring of 3 and moresomes. I could go on, but I'm sure anyone reading this is bored by now.
Basically, for me, my views, fantasies, expectations, desires and general ideas of swinging have changed over the last 3 years. I expect that they'll continue to change though, because what I wanted last week isn't particularly what I'm looking for this week, but whatever I've ever been looking for from swinging, (for the most part) I've been able to find it. That's a pretty good thing as far as I'm concerned cool

I am not stalking you hun but i similarly agree. I have been on this and other sites for 4 years but only active for the last 2 of them. Now at the moment i am in a single fem mood, which means i would prefer if the opertunity came up (blush) to play with single fems, Now that doesnt mean i wont play with cpls or moresomes just at the moment i am not in that state of mind.
To be honest i do tend to switch, sometimes i will look for cpls sometimes for fems.....sometimes i will be opertunistic.
But i think thats what makes the scene so good is that there is no hard and fast rules of what people always look for. This week i took a few steps to ask people would they be intresed playing, i was very shy in asking so.
Enough of my ramberling
Mike
Quote by easy
I was playing with 2 couples at the time... of course I didn't fall asleep!! rolleyes lol

Mike, I love the way she says it like she's never fallen asleep somewhere where there's lots of hot sweaty bodies wiggling around. :roll: :giggle:
well i can confirm she has smile on more than one ocation my arse is so going to get hurt now :twisted:
dont worry 36 i still get pre munch nerves nearlly all the time......
even well established members still find it hard approaching new people. I was in the same boat, i approached some people that i had spoken to in a chat room and got a kinda well not sure response...
but thats mayby because i was being quite flamboient in what i was wearing and it might have been there first munch as well.....
TBH even with people i knew i was quiter than normal (most people know my behaviour is less than ummmmm always good redface )
Trust me it does get easiar, in 2 years you will become a muncg tart/whore and end up snigging everyone at munchs.....
MikeyC
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
this is intresting...
i snog a few people here and there redface
but i know its just snoging and will not lead to other things. Some people i snog i wished it would but to scared to ask.
I have been on the end of i will snog u but not shag in both vanilla and swinging scene, it happens its life. I have been also i am to nice. When i was younger at uni, if you wernt the scum of the earth you didnt pull. I know realise that you can be nice and still pull from time to time.... wink
and laird mate this made me hot in me collar as well, best go and turn the heating down ;)
Mike
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
me tarting, are you implying i am a tart..........
well ummm ummmm eh ummmmmm
i wasnt tarting at all, i was interview PVC clad women on the potential good points of the fabric.......
whats wrong with that ??????
MikeC

then your research was severely flawed (floored) cos you missed at least 2!!
. wave
something was quite ummm long (the questionaire that was)
Mike
me tarting, are you implying i am a tart..........
well ummm ummmm eh ummmmmm
i wasnt tarting at all, i was interview PVC clad women on the potential good points of the fabric.......
whats wrong with that ??????
MikeC
lots of lub and a tiny vibrator and being wanked off sucked off at same time by a sexy fem...........
sorry i need a lay down.......... redface
Mike
Quote by easy
.......... esp those that where in the pvc corner............

There was a PVC corner. :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry:
VICKY!!! Why was there no clear and unobstructed sign to said corner. evil :evil: :evil:
Our PVC corner was in the hallway, keeping the doorstaff "company" lol, I rather remember a hug or two, pvc to pvc with Kaz :rascal: Her PVC had zips, mine, buckles... mmmmmmm sorry getting carried away there :grin: Might not be the PVC corner that was referred to tho lol.
I missed Varca in PVC......
That's it! I'm not playing any more! I miss most of the good stuff.
*goes off to sit in a corner and eat worms*

Saying that though, I was probably being very pleasantly distracted at the time. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i ummmm noticed varca in pvc, smile wistles innocently :)
MikeC
Quote by Angel Chat
OMG I love them!! I've only used one, but the first time I went on it I was with 2 couples, and.... well it was amazing cool 8-)
For me personally it meant I was in exactly the right position to gush (the first time it had ever happened for me 8-) ) and because you're in mid air, lots of people can get to you all at the same time.... Hmmmm fond (and very horny!) memories :twisted: :twisted: biggrin

did u fall alseep in it tho 8-) :twisted:
omg you single women do get it hard
omg feel sorry for you, i hardly get any pms....
i am happy i am just easy going well okay i am just easy smile
MikeC
Quote by Dirtygirlie

Dear is deffinately patronising from a younger person

I like using Dear, I do it frequently. Especially if I know it'll get a rise cool
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My attempt not to rise to this has failed! mad
Dear makes me feel like I'm about 90... it's for old people... and I mean REALLY old!!!
Babes is another of my pet hates and to be honest hun doesn't really work for me either! I use sweetie and chick a lot and sometimes chuck but wouldn't be offended if someone said they didn't like it... I'd just stop using it! (unlike some!!) :P
Someone calls me cutie a lot and I kinda like that and someone else called me toots today which I kinda liked too. biggrin There are one or two others but I'll hang onto those ones!
There are others I detest but I'm not adding fuel to the fire!! wink
what about the sexy name of.....
ms funny money
runs and hides behin hadrians wall like a childish school boy smile
i am so dead :)
Mike
Quote by easy
Yes i would like to also slap some ones bum that poored water down my bum crack as well,
it made me look like i was a little too excited....
MikeC

Must have missed that one. I demand a re-run at the next event we meet at. evil rotflmao
(seriously, who did that? I did miss it. sad )
i was getting me arse spanked...and some cheeky person fem/male i think it was fem poored cold water down me bum crack...........
Mike
Yes i would like to also slap some ones bum that poored water down my bum crack as well,
it made me look like i was a little too excited....
MikeC
Quote by LadyFeeBee
...i come from scotland and im starting to think that us scots are quite shy when it comes to sex,

Speak for yourself! :shock: :shock: biggrin
Fee
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i know of at least 4 scoys who are shy and retiring and i know one english cockney that is talking out of bum wink
Quote by LadyFeeBee
MikeC, or should I say “um…..er….. .um” lol You are completely different to what I imagined! A very nice surprise! You should spend more time on your knees as you’re then just the right height for me to rest my sexy boots on wink
Fee
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i cant belive the last time i was teased in such a nice way was when i was going through my vanilla stage. The problem with being on me knees is ummm ummm eh ummmm where to look :twisted: :twisted:
boots mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
rembering last night :twisted:
MikeC
wots wrong with whereing a man u shirt i wear won all the time smile
Mike