It won't suit her anyway.

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It's probably called Moloko Plus because it's a milk stout ............. and "moloko" is Russian for "milk".
Many of the other slang words in "A Clockwork Orange" were also just tranliterations of Russian words, like "droog" for friend and "tolchock" for blow.
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that's the reason why I have not yet put a cap on the number of single males who sign up - however if the list does get ridiculously huge I will start up a reserve list. Plus of course, if I am proved wrong and they DO all show up, then roll on the snogfest, have my magic lipstick all ready!!!!!!
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It could get expensive with buying the mag, forwarding fees and stamps both for the letters to be forwarded and the replies in the stamped addressed envelope you often had to put in with your letter to the advertiser.
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One of the coffee houses around here asks you for your name, which they then call out when your coffee's ready.
We treat it as a great opportunity to try out different false names - sometimes ones that will eventually rhyme ('Fairtrade for Sinéad'), and sometimes the beautiful, famous, ridiculous, etc.
One friend did let the side down rather with 'Mike Hunt', though thankfully they only called, 'Hot chocolate for Mike'.
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When MrM started swinging with his ex he did it through Loot,which was at the time, a free ads paper in London, the back pages were full of those days you sent a letter with polaroids to a PO box number and waited for a responce, he only got 3 replys in as many months....lol
The internet makes it so much easier.....
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I don't worry about the performance side of things but I do worry if the person will like me, find me attractive and actually want to play (I also worry that I will not like the person, find them attractive or want to play). I think the performance element comes naturally (forgive the pun) if the other elements mentioned above are in place