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Mikehboy19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
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Quote by Alexandra
OK
Now you are 20 - electrician you say ? When did you start your apprenticeship - isn't is about 5 years till qualification?
So, the devilment in me is coming out tonight (apologies to Mr Young Gun - no offence intended cos I'm sure your heart is in the right place) but....................
I would just like to say - I'm a dab hand with electrics too - I was the 'spark' when we renovated our farmhouse. Done rewiring, sockets, comsumer units etc etc.
I can braze a mean joint in plumbing - using yorksire or imperial connectors!! That comes of assisting in more than 1 central heating installations! Can plumb taps, loos and showers in.
Not so good at plastering - getting plastered - yes!
And I can change a sompressor on a freezer!!!!!
Now that's a side of me that few people know about on here!!!!
(Still wisest not to see a face shot though - really scary!)
Omg, brains as well as beauty :eeek: Now thats rare. Do you come with a little female builders bum and a utility belt thing too? :twisted:
:rotflmao: Quote by w00dface
4) Doesn't just have old single men looking for 18yr old girls
And where on earth did you derrive this from? You been smoking the wackey backy now ave ye :P Totally agree with ya, cool site going on here. Still havn't querried on who actually hosts the site, but many thanks to that person/s. Y'know the lack of women thing, it aint all true. Its just most women don't tend to post ads up. If you had 100 messages, mostly one liners "fuck me fuck me", within the corse of 20 minutes would you really post an ad? Nahhhh defo not. Theres alot more women just browsing the ads, its easier to spot out the time-wasters and one liners that way.
Check out the dogging button and the clubs button at the top of the site for places and that. Though for dogging its best to post up in the dogging section and get an invite rather than trying for a location and that.
:welcome: By the by, enjoy ya stay here yeah
Mike
Well i have an odd fantasy, but am too 
to say it up on here. Plus its not something you'd like to hear after settling down after a hard nights graf.
Most times i fantasize over the neughty librarian kind of scenario. Y'know, the swet and innocent type of virgin looking girl. Takes you back to hers and boy ya in for a suprise. But i'll leave the dirty details on that.
Not too sure on the rimming thing you mentioned. It defo aint my cuppa tea. Had a girl do it to me once, kinda just went with the flow n all, but str8 after she poked her head up to give me a kiss :scared: ewwww sure my face went green. Totally put me off that night. But i suppose theres some people out there who like that little kink
to say it up on here. Plus its not something you'd like to hear after settling down after a hard nights graf.Most times i fantasize over the neughty librarian kind of scenario. Y'know, the swet and innocent type of virgin looking girl. Takes you back to hers and boy ya in for a suprise. But i'll leave the dirty details on that.
Not too sure on the rimming thing you mentioned. It defo aint my cuppa tea. Had a girl do it to me once, kinda just went with the flow n all, but str8 after she poked her head up to give me a kiss :scared: ewwww sure my face went green. Totally put me off that night. But i suppose theres some people out there who like that little kink
Quote by essex_young_gun
well it take a very skilled hand to do the work i do, looking to train it in other ways too though but need a nice teacher!
Heck look, its a smoothe talker :shock: :shock:
:welcome: I'm sure you'll fit in just right mate straight jecket's are in that corner by debbywebs. Just watch out, she tends to bite the new'ens.
Wouldn't say that the typical young essex lads aint welcome, heck im a younger essex lad n they've warmed up a bit.
Enjoy ya stay
I'll pm you a webpage as that kind of stuff is not alloud on the cafe. You really need to have a windows xp disk though, sometimes you have a folder in your c: named i386 which is basically a backup of the installation. You can try running through that, but last time i tried it would not let me and i had to download a disk.
Oh and when it comes to activating your product of windows xp you are going to have to ring up the customer desk. If you have already activated your cd-key over the internet once it will not allow you to do this again over the net.
Oh and when it comes to activating your product of windows xp you are going to have to ring up the customer desk. If you have already activated your cd-key over the internet once it will not allow you to do this again over the net.
I could only wish that they knew me "accurately" as you put it. But also when trying to argue a point your meant to have a strong point to try and get across. Instead of being a petty little man and picking out spelling/grammer mistakes. All this will do is irritate the person you're talking to. Great way to make new friends aorund here 
If only you had the social skills to actually get on a fit in with the croud, instead of sitting on the sideline shouting abussive comments. Gee i bet your the centre of attention at a party aint ya, the type of guy getting pumbled by 3 squaddies in a back alley due to his big ol mouth. Yeah i can see why you resort to the internet for meeting people...
If only you had the social skills to actually get on a fit in with the croud, instead of sitting on the sideline shouting abussive comments. Gee i bet your the centre of attention at a party aint ya, the type of guy getting pumbled by 3 squaddies in a back alley due to his big ol mouth. Yeah i can see why you resort to the internet for meeting people...
I may not have a porsche, *Droolz* 
:lol: , but i do have an adiquet citroen ax. Yeah baby, i know all your girly girls love that one. Even comes with the ol granny cusions in the back if you want something to grit down on . Y'know, the hand nitted ones after 7 hours work on their rocking chairs. Ooooo c'mon, i know its not half as tempting but its a good ol rust bucket :cry: :cry:
Had to be done
:lol: , but i do have an adiquet citroen ax. Yeah baby, i know all your girly girls love that one. Even comes with the ol granny cusions in the back if you want something to grit down on . Y'know, the hand nitted ones after 7 hours work on their rocking chairs. Ooooo c'mon, i know its not half as tempting but its a good ol rust bucket :cry: :cry: Had to be done
Quote by spike_2000
MikeHboy19
You really think you could trust someone from the internet from just talking, after one comment. Oh.. how nieve must you be.
It was a simple statmentent.
The fact that people read soo much into one remark, says something about there insecurities
No, i don't think you can actually trust anyone on the internet after any numbers of comments. You never actually know the people you are talking to untill you sit down in a pub or wherever and have a larf. Even then you can't trust them 100% as there is too much faulsness about, people say what they think you want to hear to gain this. Even face to face. Now you obviously didn't actually pay attention to my post, despite actually mentioning trust. Everyone else must know. You come onto the board, on your first post, saying that most of the men on here are time wasters trying to imply that you are in fact not. Therefore trying to gain the upperhand and recieve a little bit of trust from the readers. Now, please, don't call me neive or absant minded or whatever your thinking. Just chill, don't pick out people for their comments. I'll forgive you, your new, but don't do it again yeah.
You could always slip on a blonde curly wig for the trust thing smoker. Then again youd have to shave your beard and pluck your eyebrows, yeah that really stings. Hrm, plan c then, errr they all trust gay men?? We could always get a thing going on to show these women we are gay? Errr, second thought, nooooooooo not that way inclined. Strike, we'll just have to be genuine, darnit, why's it always sooo hard
Quote by Sexysteph
Spike, not only men timewaste :cry: it just seems a shame to yet again have another thread berating the male of the species.
There are loads of genuine guys using SwingingHeaven. Lets try being positive
Steph
You notice how all of these threads aimed at belittling the male race is actually started from men? Me thinkis is just as fabio says, they think its just a fast way to be trusted by the women here.
Totally ashamed to say that i havn't once had this. I've had that feeling upon looking at someone "now where do i know you from" and just can't place my finger on it. But not of the sense that i may have known them in another life, or as what everyone else calls it soulmates. I do believe they exist though, i believe that you have many numbers of soulmates not just the one and thats it. I believe that a soulmate is someone you have had an extremely strong bond with in a previous life, brother, wife, best friend etc etc. But for you to believe in this you must believe in re-incarnation and all of that. I may be wrong, who knows, but it's nice to have a belief none-the-less.
Now the chatting thing, like we'd known each other for years. That happens to me with anyone, be it male or female. Its just something i have, a bond that grows. I'm no good with a group of people, but get me alone in a room and i just grow a like empathetic bond with someone. All the nattering, laughing, none stop chatter and that all the time. But in a group am one of the most un-social none talkative type of men you would ever talk to. Been told this is because i am an observer, whatever that may mean. Won't even try to explain that, maybe i'll look up a definition at some point.
My advice to you though is stay with this person, whether it be relationship-wise or just best friends. It's always good to have such a bond with someone, reassuring.
Now the chatting thing, like we'd known each other for years. That happens to me with anyone, be it male or female. Its just something i have, a bond that grows. I'm no good with a group of people, but get me alone in a room and i just grow a like empathetic bond with someone. All the nattering, laughing, none stop chatter and that all the time. But in a group am one of the most un-social none talkative type of men you would ever talk to. Been told this is because i am an observer, whatever that may mean. Won't even try to explain that, maybe i'll look up a definition at some point.
My advice to you though is stay with this person, whether it be relationship-wise or just best friends. It's always good to have such a bond with someone, reassuring.
Wow, ice, man you're like a mentor i never had. Sooo in-depth, so opinionated and yet extremely informative at the same time. I wonder if the person who made the original post that sparked the idea in your head is actually reading this and learning from what you have to say. Think i may know what post it was, but won't mention it due to the nature of what was wrote. Hopefully they are geting something from your rambling though.
I totally agree with you in all aspects of that post, as vast as the information is. But i think it all lays down to the two things that you have mentioned which sets your topic in motion
Everyone here has one reason or another to be here. Whether it be love as you said or just straight out sex. But most people forget that we arn't like a shot you take when you go to the doctors, we arn't just a simple cure for your cravings. Yet we're just like your next door neighbour, your son or that friend you call on when you need a shoulder to cry on. We are people, individuals with feelings and emotions which come with the package. What i'm trying to get at is i think that a majority of users on this site simply forget this. When they start talking to someone it is just for that one thing only, disregarding the thoughts of that person anb that they may actually have an alteria motive looking for something other than just simple sex. So they just don't think about how that person thinks and feels, rather than thinking of them as a dildo or some other sexual object that they can call upon whenether they like. That being the reason why you get people who have had some tough experiences, through this site or other dating/sexual meeting sites, leaving themselfs feeling hurt. Maybe there is a tearm for this i just can't think of, who knows. I doubt that many of the active people on the forums are guilty of any of this, your here to chat meaning you do actually acknowledge that we are people n that. Anyway, thats my two cents, enough rambling for one night, i shall now hang up my thinking cap :P
I totally agree with you in all aspects of that post, as vast as the information is. But i think it all lays down to the two things that you have mentioned which sets your topic in motion
Quote by Ice Pie
Just because we’re maybe a bit unconventional doesn’t mean we’re suddenly not human any more
we can think of the people we play with simply as playthings and not human beings
Ice
Everyone here has one reason or another to be here. Whether it be love as you said or just straight out sex. But most people forget that we arn't like a shot you take when you go to the doctors, we arn't just a simple cure for your cravings. Yet we're just like your next door neighbour, your son or that friend you call on when you need a shoulder to cry on. We are people, individuals with feelings and emotions which come with the package. What i'm trying to get at is i think that a majority of users on this site simply forget this. When they start talking to someone it is just for that one thing only, disregarding the thoughts of that person anb that they may actually have an alteria motive looking for something other than just simple sex. So they just don't think about how that person thinks and feels, rather than thinking of them as a dildo or some other sexual object that they can call upon whenether they like. That being the reason why you get people who have had some tough experiences, through this site or other dating/sexual meeting sites, leaving themselfs feeling hurt. Maybe there is a tearm for this i just can't think of, who knows. I doubt that many of the active people on the forums are guilty of any of this, your here to chat meaning you do actually acknowledge that we are people n that. Anyway, thats my two cents, enough rambling for one night, i shall now hang up my thinking cap :P
Damn your in for it man. What are you thinking?? Not only are you challenging four other guys at beating you replying, but.. your active time is when the likes of debs, hornyred, jag and all the other chatter box's are on?!?! (no offense guys, love ya really ) Yeah everyone will be going into Maccy d's asking for your foot long hotdog..
) Yeah everyone will be going into Maccy d's asking for your foot long hotdog.. Quote by Sharif
Ahhh I should be grate, I wonder if there is any plans on makeing the Avengers into a film.
Must admit FF trailer looks good though.
Didnt they allready make an avengers film with Uma thurman and that sean connery? Yeah they did, about 3 years ago or something. If you havnt seen it, really not worth going out to buy.
Got this batman coming down at the moment, had mr and mrs smith on top priority. Gawd what a waste that was, didn't outlive its hype at all. So your giving kudos to this batman? Cool, will have to watch it 2mo
Quote by PoloLadyStocking shelfs in the range, yep brain numbingly dumb
1 – your most distinguish feature My qick wit! Nah, not so much, me personality
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called Booboo. It's one of those dirty work nick name, so anyone up for kissin my booboo better is more than welcome!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh Babbas suttle charm on his last message to hornyred
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the moon whilst walkin me dog
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside Went on a date earlier with someone I'm kinda seeing. Just whilst we were in a flirty kinda playfull mood in hub.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought Pack of condoms the other day in rileys. Never again, gotta start going to a chemist for the more than average ones.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer Go to the gatecrasher rave, or theres a tiesto rave in liverpool sometime next month
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row 12oz steak steak meal, garlic bread on the side.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with If only i could get 8 women in a jucuzi! Errr.. natalie portman? Jennifer garner? Emz, this girl i know
10 – the worst job you have ever done
It all depends, talking about in on the net is one thing, talking to it with people you walk down the street with is another. Definatly keep it secret from your neighbours and other people who are likely to gossip about it and point every time you have a stranger over. You'll be known by some wierd nick name by everyone when your walking down town and see someone you know. It's allways good to tell your friends though, that way you could have someone to ring just incase something goes wrong.
