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Mikehboy19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
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Go for it!! It won't hurt as much as you'd expect. You'll sit down afterwords like everyone else saying "Y'know what, that wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be". The only time it hurts is when they say have it in 2 or 3 sessions, and for some idiotic reason you say "Nahhhh, its only 6-7 hours it won't kill me". Yeah i stood up light headed, purple skinned all shaking and that after a 7 hour session. Could you get a word out of me? Could you fu**ers like!! There, so now you all know how to shut me up :P
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Stay in with the rest of us.
Y'know, staying in having a banter with all of you is sooooo tempting that i might just do it and wake up with big ol baggy eyes. BUT, how is one supposed to fit in here in swinging heaven not actually having swung? It's going to be done, i'll sit back and worry about it another day. Lifes too short to have regrets ay.
You'v not offended anyone. I suppose that we are the kinda people that get up in your face and voice our opinions. We're all nice really though, well some of us :P
Just dont be soo abrubt about trying to get some. Chill and have a natter, have some fun and just spread your face around in a nice way.
Just dont be soo abrubt about trying to get some. Chill and have a natter, have some fun and just spread your face around in a nice way.
Just gotta say to you all
WOOOOOOOOOO!!
8-)
Going to have my first swinging experience tomorrow. Am sooo overcome with joy :happy: :happy:
Got that feeling in the pit of me... er belly :P Am all nervous and only lord knows how im actually going to be able to get to sleep tonight. I suppose nerves should kick in, but that'll probably happen once im all dalled up just to add 20 layers of sweat to my nice new shirt
O well, wish me luck.
Just had to come and try to brag.
WOOOOOOOOOO!!
8-) Going to have my first swinging experience tomorrow. Am sooo overcome with joy :happy: :happy:
Got that feeling in the pit of me... er belly :P Am all nervous and only lord knows how im actually going to be able to get to sleep tonight. I suppose nerves should kick in, but that'll probably happen once im all dalled up just to add 20 layers of sweat to my nice new shirt
O well, wish me luck.Just had to come and try to brag.
Ever so sorry to hear that helen, we all feel you. FOR you, for, gawden dangit that spanking earlier obviously didnt knock enough sense into me.
I'm sure something great will come out of this for you helen, something always does, and when it does be sure to let us all congratulate you.
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I'm sure something great will come out of this for you helen, something always does, and when it does be sure to let us all congratulate you.
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You see scotsman, this is why yeah. Its not us stamping down the threat, its because of these idiotic kind of phrases that follow. You yourself scots seem a somewhat intellectual man, engaging a thing called "The human brain" before actually hitting that send button. I'm sure you'll get on well here.
The one, go hit that mentor thing cause you need a good lesson on how to treat other normal people with respect. Maybe you have enough common sense to catch on, who knows, we'll see
The one, go hit that mentor thing cause you need a good lesson on how to treat other normal people with respect. Maybe you have enough common sense to catch on, who knows, we'll see
Ooooo gawd, theres someone who thinks against it and im still sat here without a spanking :cry: One can but try.
Nah i do agree with you partially there. Just it gets put down to single men too often to mention, which also drag the rest of us through the dirt. I don't know if anyone else feels like that, but it does kinda. If someone were to come on and put up a post saying single women on here are sluts or something i'm sure you would be in the same position. Just my opinion is all, that and wanting a spanking.
The mentor thing, great idea on mals behalf, its something that may get overlooked by these types judging by their initial posts. I've put my name up for that, but alas, really don't want one now. After 4 days and no response have decided to mouth off and try and stand out in this very cheery croud. Do you think mentoring is needed? Maybe, maybe not. But the idea is great anyhow. It should come to most people as common sense though, which is quite sadening. O well, nevermind ay.
Nah i do agree with you partially there. Just it gets put down to single men too often to mention, which also drag the rest of us through the dirt. I don't know if anyone else feels like that, but it does kinda. If someone were to come on and put up a post saying single women on here are sluts or something i'm sure you would be in the same position. Just my opinion is all, that and wanting a spanking.
The mentor thing, great idea on mals behalf, its something that may get overlooked by these types judging by their initial posts. I've put my name up for that, but alas, really don't want one now. After 4 days and no response have decided to mouth off and try and stand out in this very cheery croud. Do you think mentoring is needed? Maybe, maybe not. But the idea is great anyhow. It should come to most people as common sense though, which is quite sadening. O well, nevermind ay.
Lol no actually. In the email she's offering to hand the account over to me due to her being of too young an age to access it. Which is quite sad, me being younger. So, shes offering it all on the plate. Her coming to england to marry me, me getting at her millions and of course lots of sex. What a package
All of you regulars reading this will probably agree with me when i say that we are not all bad, not all sad pathetic excuses of men. There are so many topics going around, so many people with an opinion, on how many single men can be sooo desperate and all that. Y'know, the types that come on here bitching and moaning about how they are not getting any from this site. Or the type of males saying something so out of line on the meet up forum.
I think we should brand these types of men a new name. Not just put it down to them being single because the majority of us up on the board are very much genuine and don't stoop to such a level. Try and get something up in the terminology section for these men, save us putting down most of the male population. Just i cannot think of anything that would sound right for these types of people. If you could all wrack those minds of yours and come up with something that sounds fitting whilst at the same time kind of abusive.
Maybe this will sink in with you all, become common slang here on the SH boards. Maybe this will sink down and have no replies, but then i can't say that i never tried ay. If its just a stupid idea your very welcom to pull my pants down and give me am good
I think we should brand these types of men a new name. Not just put it down to them being single because the majority of us up on the board are very much genuine and don't stoop to such a level. Try and get something up in the terminology section for these men, save us putting down most of the male population. Just i cannot think of anything that would sound right for these types of people. If you could all wrack those minds of yours and come up with something that sounds fitting whilst at the same time kind of abusive.
Maybe this will sink in with you all, become common slang here on the SH boards. Maybe this will sink down and have no replies, but then i can't say that i never tried ay. If its just a stupid idea your very welcom to pull my pants down and give me am good
Why is everyone so focused on single males having such a bad rep? Y'know i don't think single males have a bad name, the single males that do something like this should be given a new name to brand them. Coz you all know we arnt like that, its just the desperate sad little men who seek the internet as the last chance of losing their virginity. Its "them" who should have the bad name.
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hello to all my fellow swingers (well im not actually a swinger coz i cant find any action) im 23 male from livingston and gorgeous (not at all big headed) lol, please help me find action soon!!! ive been on here 6 months and found nothing!! COME ON UR ALL MISSING OUT BIG TIME!
Yep, cause you don't sound at all desperate in that last bit at all. I'm sure you'll be shit hot on the single womens list now :P
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing
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Don't do babies, don't want them being prematurely sick all over me thanks, no matter what they weigh in at
We've been down that garden path with my age before havnt we?
That's just harsh, uncalled for, mean :cry: :cry:
*scratches head*
Nope, nuda, ya too smart for me libra. All those years of experience behind ya :giveup:
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Hey guys,
I just wanted to know if any of you experienced guys could give me any tips on swinging and the like. I'm only a baby, just turned 20 and have no experience in swinging at all.
Plus, is there much of a scene in South Wales at all, does anybody know?
Thanks in advance,
Nate
Hi and :welcome:
Not sure which direction to send you in on this adult site
Haha, well maybe not quite a "baby" as such, but..you know what I mean.
Thats too bad, im very much a baby as such :cry: :cry:
56cm big wieghing in at !!! :twisted:
When we single blokes post an ad hunting for sex why is it our inbox's get flooded with useless information? Nooo i didnt want to know you had 4 kids and explain to them about your sex life! Did i need to know your hubby can't get a hard-on anymore thats why your rading my ad?!? SEX i said, SEXXX!!
Naughty women :smackbottom:
Naughty women
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My eyes are by far my best asset but I would like to change my teeth. They're not horrible but look nowt like the americans. Mind you I didn't have a cage on my head for most of my life
If ya serious about it get yourself to a good smile clinic/dental surgery. The prices to get yaself a good smile aint all too hefty. Don't like my smile meself, but wouldn't change it for the world.
Hello and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven!!
Hope you enjoy your stay and find exactly what you want from the site.
As for the tips, well im a little'n and new too so im sure some people will give you some sound tips. Just stay active in the cafe, be friendly and try get invited to a munch to spread your face around. Take a look around the ads, alot of people are from the wales/south wales area.
Good Luck!
Hope you enjoy your stay and find exactly what you want from the site.
As for the tips, well im a little'n and new too so im sure some people will give you some sound tips. Just stay active in the cafe, be friendly and try get invited to a munch to spread your face around. Take a look around the ads, alot of people are from the wales/south wales area.
Good Luck!
