Go for it!! It won't hurt as much as you'd expect. You'll sit down afterwords like everyone else saying "Y'know what, that wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be". The only time it hurts is when they say have it in 2 or 3 sessions, and for some idiotic reason you say "Nahhhh, its only 6-7 hours it won't kill me". Yeah i stood up light headed, purple skinned all shaking and that after a 7 hour session. Could you get a word out of me? Could you fu**ers like!! There, so now you all know how to shut me up :P
OMG look at that! A post, from me, starting a little interesting debate? Who woulda thought such a small brain could come up with something so interesting. :P Good to hear from y'all, so they'll just be branded tossers right?
You'v not offended anyone. I suppose that we are the kinda people that get up in your face and voice our opinions. We're all nice really though, well some of us :P
Just dont be soo abrubt about trying to get some. Chill and have a natter, have some fun and just spread your face around in a nice way.
Ever so sorry to hear that helen, we all feel you. FOR you, for, gawden dangit that spanking earlier obviously didnt knock enough sense into me.
I'm sure something great will come out of this for you helen, something always does, and when it does be sure to let us all congratulate you.
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Lol OMG What did i tell ya, knew it would come from you aswell. Hrm, wonder if this means that i could possibly have a 6th sense? Nawww you mods are just too damn good at your job.
Oooo, i can here the words coming from a certain mod already.
"Tell me your not offering an expense free trip in return for sexual acts of nature"
You see scotsman, this is why yeah. Its not us stamping down the threat, its because of these idiotic kind of phrases that follow. You yourself scots seem a somewhat intellectual man, engaging a thing called "The human brain" before actually hitting that send button. I'm sure you'll get on well here.
The one, go hit that mentor thing cause you need a good lesson on how to treat other normal people with respect. Maybe you have enough common sense to catch on, who knows, we'll see
Ooooo gawd, theres someone who thinks against it and im still sat here without a spanking :cry: One can but try.
Nah i do agree with you partially there. Just it gets put down to single men too often to mention, which also drag the rest of us through the dirt. I don't know if anyone else feels like that, but it does kinda. If someone were to come on and put up a post saying single women on here are sluts or something i'm sure you would be in the same position. Just my opinion is all, that and wanting a spanking.
The mentor thing, great idea on mals behalf, its something that may get overlooked by these types judging by their initial posts. I've put my name up for that, but alas, really don't want one now. After 4 days and no response have decided to mouth off and try and stand out in this very cheery croud. Do you think mentoring is needed? Maybe, maybe not. But the idea is great anyhow. It should come to most people as common sense though, which is quite sadening. O well, nevermind ay.
Lol no actually. In the email she's offering to hand the account over to me due to her being of too young an age to access it. Which is quite sad, me being younger. So, shes offering it all on the plate. Her coming to england to marry me, me getting at her millions and of course lots of sex. What a package
Well, we know the type of women that float your boat. I'm suprised you didnt mention the singer from evanescence
Why is everyone so focused on single males having such a bad rep? Y'know i don't think single males have a bad name, the single males that do something like this should be given a new name to brand them. Coz you all know we arnt like that, its just the desperate sad little men who seek the internet as the last chance of losing their virginity. Its "them" who should have the bad name.
Wow, God, you musta heard from her. Listen to a few of her sayings
AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION AND PRAYER
BY FAITH I BELIEVE GOD LED ME TO YOU MY FAITH
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU DO CARE FOR ME AMEN
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing
I see you like everytime i i make a post. Your like my evil kinky little stalker!
Would it help if i gave you my address :smug:
Hello and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven!!
Hope you enjoy your stay and find exactly what you want from the site.
As for the tips, well im a little'n and new too so im sure some people will give you some sound tips. Just stay active in the cafe, be friendly and try get invited to a munch to spread your face around. Take a look around the ads, alot of people are from the wales/south wales area.
Good Luck!
That doesnt clean up the downloaded files and such. Plus it leaves a nice hefty backup of everything it has undone.
I think that she is actually really attractive myself, did you not see her in strictly come dancing? Pap show, but she was to die for in that. Besides, look at the thread, not classically good looking but attractive to you.