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Mikehboy19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
0 miles · Colchester

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] Happy Birthday!!!!
Have a few drinks on the SH crew!
Quote by Nicola&Alan
got to be the new doctor who...... he floats my boat

The new doctor who being the one in the current series or that geeza who played casanova? Cause that casanova fits in here, but i wouldnt really call that other guy not classically good looking.
GOLLUM!!! C'mon, who wouldnt love to have him slithering in ya bed?!?
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
im sure you dont need to change any part of your body. beauty comes from with in, we are all unique in our own ways. be proud of who you are.
big warm hug x
peaches x

You said it best right there you two, took the words right out of my mouth. You'r all perfect the way that you are, spec u debs, and shouldnt want to change anything about yourselfs. You wouldn't be who you are today if you looked any different.
But another soppy one here who also thinks the eyes are the best feat. Wouldn't change anything.
OMG I was ripping the piss hun, but someone just had to pull that bone didnt they?
The internet is free and open to anyone of any etthnic minority. Condemming people of an asian race from viewing a sit inparticular is (or should be) considered rasicsm. That was not about peoples preference dammit :P
But, no pun intended, go shag away anyone who appeals to you eh, as will i. Oh any tall long legged brunettes out there :P See, I come with preferences too! Not just anyone with a pulse :P
Well i im sure plenty of us men can provide the poles ;) only 1 woman can grind on it at a time though :P
GAWD, lame, but had to be said
It is racist!!! Man what about the asians? You just forgot to leave them out eh, cruel excuse for a site!!!
Took the words right out of my mouth andy, just added a bit more intellect :cry:
Quote by tallnhairy
Well here my guide to advanced quoting smile Hope it makes some sense or helps someone...
It is all down to BBCode, a scary name but really easy. Anything between square brackets is a command rather than somthing that will show up. All commands have a start and a stop as shown below:
- This is the start of a quote
- This marks the end, note the /
Now just putting between quotes shows the white box but no names, to have names you need to add an = sign and the name to the first command like this:
Quote by equi-princess
what they said

So you can delete anything you like as long as each quote has a start and an end. You don't need to quote everything someone said, or an entire thread. For example:
Quote by freckledbird
Dino, if you mean quote a post from the cafe in the forum.....
Hit the quote button on the post you'd like to quote and copy it, then just paste into the pm and voila!

No copying or pasting needed if you just hit the quote tabe on the actual post.
Here we have a quote from Frecklebird that contains one from Libra... Now if I want to remove LIbras quote I just need to ensure I leave a Start from Frecklebird, and an end from frecklebird and everything will be fine. Think of it like brackets, for each one you open you must close it, and each one you close is the last one. Ok thats sounds confusing but lets try it:
( = Opening a quote
) = Closing a quote
( ) - Works fine
( ( ) ) - Works fine
( ( ( ) ) ) - Works fine
( ) ( ) ( ) - Works fine and gives 3 seperate quotes
(()()())) - Ugh, wont work...
Last bit of advanced quoting is started above, you can nest quotes one in the other as long as they all start and end properly.
Good Luck :)
What i'd like to know is how your code in that message stayed didn't revert into quotes without adding a * or something
Libra, what your saying is not wrong at all. You answered his question spot on, i think there was just a missunderstanding with the quote button for a topic instead of pm there.
If you hit the quote tab on the actual post it comes up as a reply to that topic and not an individual pm.
Whatever the message is
Just type that, replacing Dino for the persons name, without the *'s.
Red with black streeks, thats a rare one aint it. Bet you stand out in a croud. Cant picture it myself, but im sure it looks stunning wink
Why is it you women pretend as if you havn't? Well, its obvious sometime when you have a little grin at yourself, but why? And why when you check out a guy do you do it sooo discretely? Yeah some people do notice the quick eyeball glance, or staring through a reflection. Are you afraid we'll go all primape and start humping your leg?
What does ye hair actually look like now?
Quote by Kit-Off
I dont want to get rid of you I would love you to stay.

Yeah, sometime in the near future your going to be kicking yourself having said that out loud. Never forget, kit-off had the chance to throw me out on my ass and didnt follow it through.
Luv ya really, am actually wanted :thrilled:
Go? Me? Eh? loon woman
Ye not gonna get rid of my ugly mug that easily, gonna have to try harder than that :sparring:
Quote by Kit-Off
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?

That is what I am trying to find out
Well if your asking because of the marriage remark, then, NOOOO. I am not observant, just I.. err... notice unusual things? bolt
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven!
Hope you find what your looking for through this site, if that just happens to be a straight jacket im sure theres a load spare on the coat hanger!
Don't be too shy, they dont bite, hard :P
Mike x
Hello to you all :welcome:
Some of you might ave heard me gibbering on like a bat on the forums, if not i'm sure you'll get the chance wink I'm a 19 year old lad from the essex area. Quite laid back, chilled and love to have a larf. Unfortunatly, like many, I didn't think of the consequences of booking a weeks holiday with nothing to do. Just imagine how bad the boredom can be :cry: . If you happen to be reading this thinking "he sounds cool, maybe" then don't hesitate to drop me a message. I'm just looking for a bit of fun is all, sexual or none sexual, a laff over a bottle of wine or hitting the town :cheers: .
You may wanna check out my ad, on my signature, for a bit more info. Well, take it easy peeps, hope to be speakin to you sometime soon
Mike x
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?
Quote by Kit-Off
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
Probably because that would require us blokes to use our head and be observant confused:
You find one of them, marry him for christ's sake :shock:
Welcome to the nuthouse mate, hope we live up to your expectations lol I'm sure ya appearence has just upped everyones jealousy of you and mrs baliff :P
Good luck with that bi/curious female
Quote by sherrar
Sorry must apologise - I did mean to post it in the Cafe. First mistake - hope I don't get shot after 3?

It's okay, we all do it. I done my introductory pm to mal for a mentor up on his thread, yeah still no mentor :cry: rolleyes
A big old welcome to you m8, you'll soon be considered "one of them" :P
Good luck with the site
Mike
Coulda posted this in the cafe? Just a thought
*Oh look, someone beat me to the punch*
Quote by SXBOY
what is disk clean up ?

Youv never done one of these yet? WOW. Easy way to explain it is a re-index of all of the files on your hard-drive. You see deleting all these files now and again and making new ones spreads all of the data over different sections of your hard-disk. A disk clean up will organise these to the front of the disk so that all the files are easy to get to. Saves up loading times and such. It also re-writed over the old information from deleted files so they can not be recovered ;)
Go into Start>Programs>Accesories>System Tools>Disk Cleanup Or Disk Defragmentor (i may have just explained the defragmentor, woops)
Quote by BIGsi
yeah of course im sorry for offending any one.
Its just to me I see no difference in black women or white women, so I dont understand why some people will only go for a black person.
Also I have been slightly frusterated when i have read an ad from a woman who sounds my cup of tea, and then at the bottom it says BLACK MEN ONLY, like im not good enough.
also If i put up and ad saying WHITE WOMEN ONLY id be called a rasist, double standerd may be? (i would put an ad up like that as I said befor I dont see a difference)

Wake up man, your living in a real world. No offense to people of a certain ethnic background, but its all double standards. Dont you question white men being sued and sent to jail for however long for being racist? Calling people niggers and such? Yet you walk down a street and see that its ok to call another black person a if you are also black. Again, deal with it, its life. And actually i don't think you would be called racist saying WHITE WOMEN ONLY, that isn't a racist remark.
Let the preference thing go, if someone said they didnt like you because you had a nose like mount everast would you argue when someone came looking for someone with a big honker (being nose :P)? Women, men and everyone are aloud their own personal preference its of their own free will, just don't question it. Personally i think this topic should be deleted and sent to never never land
Quote by bailiffs
your a good looking enuff bloke im sure ull find lots o horny women lol
louxxxx

Awwww redface surprisedops: :oops: cool
Thats two compliments in one week! Your names just gone up in my good book. Definatly worth a drink, or 7, if i catch you at a munch! Thank ye
Well, if cols anything like me, just the idea would put a huge grin on his face :eeek:
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