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Mikehboy19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
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Quote by sheffguy
Plus i think some women just want to have sex with the steriotypical "well hung black guy" that they fanticise about- no biggie (well- then again!!!)
Any woman who has been with a handfull of black men (unless its because the ones in my area are just unlucky enough to not have this) knows that not every black man is well hung. Granted the well hung ones have, well, from what a friend said the other week massive ones. But its hit and miss, deal with it.
M8 have a look at the women looking for men yeah, just pay attention to how often a new ad gets posted or updated. Now look at the men looking for women and compare to how often that gets ads updated or added. Your on average looking at 20 to 1 female on the ads. Sometimes even greater than that. Ask yourself why a woman would pick you out of the 20+ other guys replying to their ad every 10 mins. It's something you cant just come on here and ask, you've got to make yourself and your personality stand out. Here in the forums are regulars, they trust one another having met several times through munches. Ads arn't necasserily (sorry for the misspelling) posted from people who go to munches. Just push through, try your best, learn from yourself and dont sound too desperate. Some people generally say the same thing over again to fdifferent ads, try something and if it doesn't get you a reply change where your coming from in the message. Good luck
Quote by BIGsi
i'm just wondering why on the photo ads every other ad is a woman ONLY wanting black men?
Is it a size thing?
As everyone says, its just personal preference m8, not nescasserily a size thing. For size its hit and miss as it is with everyone. But does anyone ask you why women? Why big tits? or small? Some people just get a greater physical attraction from a black man, just don't question it.
Hell, i could come and play the bouncer role with ol matey stuck in the corner :P Save me the humiliation of dressing up in some embarrassing revealing costume for my first meet with you all 
Just have to leave it to your imagination. 
What do you think, reckon I could pull off a bouncer? Give off the evils all through the night?
But seriously where are you holding this venue, short notice and travelling so far isn't always a good combination :cry:
Just have to leave it to your imagination. What do you think, reckon I could pull off a bouncer? Give off the evils all through the night?But seriously where are you holding this venue, short notice and travelling so far isn't always a good combination :cry:
I would imagine it would be quite offputting to most people, you should think of it as odd if they wern't offput by this. You must go through alot of very tough times in life due to this, and would think that it would play a major role in a relationship that you would hold with someone. Probably end up making or breaking your future relationships. But ask yourself. If someone you loved wasn't willing to stick with you through that rough time and lead you through it, would they really be worth it themselfs? As in the previous post, if they really and truely care for you they'd be there. Hell, it could help you determine any future mistakes you could make by marrying (gawd, cursed word) someone who hadn't got such feelings.
Hell, what on earth do i know? I'm only of a young age
Just slap me upside the head and listen to the previous words of advice. Good luck though ay mate
Hell, what on earth do i know? I'm only of a young age
Just slap me upside the head and listen to the previous words of advice. Good luck though ay mate Awwww gawd. You obviously didn't know what you were getting into posting a public invite did you? With people like me considering taking you up on such an offer :P That's okay, you can kick yaself later 
So this is more like a munch? Just celebrating your good ol swinging heaven anniversary? Don't think anyone has said it yet but happy anniversary :high-smile: I would so love to come, but you all seem like you would chew me up and spit me right out again 
ops: Not that any of you are intimidating :shock: , honest
So this is more like a munch? Just celebrating your good ol swinging heaven anniversary? Don't think anyone has said it yet but happy anniversary :high-smile: I would so love to come, but you all seem like you would chew me up and spit me right out again
ops: Not that any of you are intimidating :shock: , honest Quote by digbick
I got to say i must have replied to 50 ads on here over the years and have probably only had 3 replies.... is this normal??
What type of replies are you sending to these ads? You'r not coming across as the sexually deprived desperate kind of guy are you? Yeah i know thats a bit hypocritical, i suppose my own ad is that in a sense.
Not to sound big headed and so far up my own arse or anything, but ive been a bit active (yeah not so much on the boards
) during my spare time and have had a response out of like 5 in 10. A few responses to my ad, hell a few is better than none at all ay? Am chatting to a few couples and a few singles atm no problem, havn't yet decided on an actual meet mind you (kinda nervous n all that). Be yourself in your emails, dont natter on too much and most of all don't be faulse (if anyone can spot that i would say the genuine people on here can, how many faulse people do you reckon they've come across?).Also another thing, judging from previous posts, DON'T COME ON THE BOARD AND COMPLAIN! :doh:
My mate used to be extremely overweight, your talking like 21 stone for a 5'6 bloke so i hope you dont take offense. He kinda got into the wrong croud and got hooked onto speed. Its not the best thing. heck its far from that in my opinion, but you do loose weight extremely quickly. He is a skinny little tweed now, changed soooo much. But saying to you "go take speed" isnt really good advice is it. Maybe someone else can help you who has actually been through the weight loss scene.
Wicked man, good for you bein able to do that. Would give one a shot, but alas, i have the lungs of a 9 year old kid. Pfft, mean little white stick being soo friendly, well i knew that would happen. Was half expecting the stunt growth thing with it too y'know but i ended up 6'2?!? Yeah i started smoking just to shrink :shock: How far did ya run? Or jog? Or like the oap's do slowly walk along waving their hands making it look like they're power walking.
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Nope, you're too picky for me :twisted:
I dunno ay. You try chattin someone up, warming them up, and you get some random swoop in and take your chance. THEN what happens?!? He shrugs her off? Pfft theres no hope in this world eh. You shoulda stuck with this youngen, at least it'd of sorted out ya single n lonely thing :P
Errrr :shock: :shock: :shock:
Me, not online, NEVER!! I would only dissapoint you atm debs. Jumping around doing my chores n all that like a good lil boy i'd be afk the whole time. Besides, dontcha think night time would be more appropriate for that kind of thing? Y'know, all in the dark in the bedroom, all hot n sweaty, it just seems wrong it being so bright and sunny n all :P We'll have our moment on msn sometime hun And who knows, i might help you satisfy that urge you have to get excited ;)
Me, not online, NEVER!! I would only dissapoint you atm debs. Jumping around doing my chores n all that like a good lil boy i'd be afk the whole time. Besides, dontcha think night time would be more appropriate for that kind of thing? Y'know, all in the dark in the bedroom, all hot n sweaty, it just seems wrong it being so bright and sunny n all :P We'll have our moment on msn sometime hun And who knows, i might help you satisfy that urge you have to get excited ;)
Lol debs, i'm quickly learning that you'd love to eat up any sweet innocent guys n bend em round ya little finger. Well ya had the chance, added you on msn and everything and you just aint been online at the right times :cry: (why dont they have a crying smiley on here) And i got all my hopes up there too
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I soooo wanna go out and play today. :taz: :taz: :taz:
Could that possibly be an invitation? Y'know, two people sat here both all lonely miles away from each other needing someone to play with n roll around in the garden. Heck yeah, bit of wine on the side sparks could fly :P
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Don't kiss the dog. They have a tendancy to eat shit.
HTH
Yeah i found that out the hard way, ewwww :P And they have a tendancy to roll around if fox shit and then some jump on your nice clean clothes, or is that just my dog?
Y'know thanks to whoever started this topic off, very morbid, sat here feeling all alone now
I miss the bind you have just after sex, when your all cuddly and talkative and just click. I miss eating in with a girl n just playing about, not having someone to share a bowl of popcorn with and just natter away is dreadfull. I miss simple stuff like walking the dog with a girl, having a stop a play around and a kiss in the field whilst the suns out and shining. Gawd your asking such an awkward question, i miss it all really :P Being single is all well n good but you just get lonely sometimes dontcha. If ya wanna be taken out and dazzled though eh look no further 
You know that topic youv created makes no sense whatsoever. Your single right? So you can do what you want with other people whenever, its called freedom. If your lucky enough to get into a relationship with someone who likes to experiment with other people sexually and allow you that freedom all good and well. But what you'r saying makes no sense if you get me. I'm sure there are others reading that thinking WTF?!? Y'know. Spontinuity is a must, be creative and imaginative with a woman. Y'kno kiss her in the middle of a sentence when she is not expecting it, sweep her off her feet kind of thing. Its not something you can really be told or taught, just follow ya instincts mate. Good luck with the site though eh
Right, i couldnt help but absolutely piss my pants when i saw this and just had to ask whether any of you do this sort of thing.
Was on the bus to work 3 days ago, y'know, not expecting anything out of the norm. Sitting up the top of the bus, RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CAM, and saw this late 40's couple smoochin and just bein romantin (so i thought anyway). Y'know, thought "awww thats sweet, 40 and still got that spark". Musta looked back at them down the road and saw a coat on their lap, yeah you know where this is going, he was sat their playing with her, on the bus, inront of everyone. Just couldnt help but crack up, and everyone just looked at me thinking why on earth is he laughing; as if id done something.
Do many of you guys get up to exhibitionalism (is that how its spelt)? Of that sort.
Was on the bus to work 3 days ago, y'know, not expecting anything out of the norm. Sitting up the top of the bus, RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CAM, and saw this late 40's couple smoochin and just bein romantin (so i thought anyway). Y'know, thought "awww thats sweet, 40 and still got that spark". Musta looked back at them down the road and saw a coat on their lap, yeah you know where this is going, he was sat their playing with her, on the bus, inront of everyone. Just couldnt help but crack up, and everyone just looked at me thinking why on earth is he laughing; as if id done something.
Do many of you guys get up to exhibitionalism (is that how its spelt)? Of that sort.