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Misippus1669
Over 90 days ago
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Right wake up all of you, what's tonights party about, where's the food and drink
Quote by blooxxx

Wouldn't want to be in your shoes when she reads that!

Reads what? evil :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Scramble was being rude
Quote by Marya
Oooooh I think I'm gonna have to read the whole thread again .... I've made a mistake somewhere ....
One thing's for sure, this can't possible be JGL or Debbs (sorry, you know I love ya both but ....)
Offering my converitratical deononogical opinion here, I am finding it serveritablicaly confusing that people are attending the ball out of masquerade costumes? Was it not genferically compulsory to be in costume due to the fact that the players in their masquerade are not spomberically permitted to post elsewhere, therefore by deducement people out of their masquerade costume or not partaking should be omitted from this thread, which is by noticidoublacement called a 'Masqerade Ball' dunno

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Scramble
No, that would only be blooxxx who's barking

Wouldn't want to be in your shoes when she reads that!
Quote by Marya
Sorry to gatecrash your ball ... is there any chance I can have a go at guessing who's who?
BTW, you're all mad, mad I tell ya!
And I'm just jealous 'cos I didn't have the time or patience to find a suitable name and avatar to impersonate Eagerslut rolleyes I had a 4 page Word doc full of 'laybys' though, just ready for copy and pasting.

Oi - I'm the one with the butterflies around here!
Quote by MISSTAKE
Down Jags cleavage still covers a pretty big area - not that specific :bounce: :bounce:

Does that need hoovering too?
Quote by Scramble
Fook, look at this mess!

Someone give Eagerslut a poke and get him to fire up his hoover
The Sarge's troops need someone to clean their muddy boots, they been out on manoeuvres all night.
So please report to the reception area of SH Towers by 12pm prompt.
well that has brightened up my day lol :lol:
enjoyed it so much and want more.
will catch you next time :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by MISSTAKE
Oh blinking flippity foo. What a pullover I've had getting in here tonight. confused
Bluddy flip. Here now though. :happy: Bit out of breath but sooooooo nice to see everyone here. Welcome to the Masquarade ball everyone join in and have fun. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce:
MISSTAKE

things just get better :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
I'm still here!! wave
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

ES, I'll volunteer any time to keep you in order :shock:
Quote by Scandal
Cognac for you sir.
Anything else I can get for you sir? lol

You're starting to annoy me evil
I'm gonna get the shop steward, where's ya union card? :evil: :evil:
I thought you had gone into retirement do you have a PA who can arrange me and drink then??
Quote by Scandal
where is everyone else?

In bed with the gorgeous waiter ! :grin: :grin: :grin:
I've done it once about a year ago in coat and shoes, nothing else.
Quote by Scramble

Glasses everyone, the waiter is off to bed

Ignore him. Tonight's a lock in.
so lets party, where is the wine, and put on some decent music
where is everyone else?
Quote by Scandal
Maybe another night hunni, bed calls now... Sleep well SH

Typical !
Any excuse ! PAH!
The least responded to request on SH ! Darn :doh: :doh:
Glasses everyone, the waiter is off to bed
Have fun, too far for a night out for me, but I'm sure we will meet soon.
Quote by TvJudy
Maybe another night hunni, bed calls now... Sleep well SH

I think you will throughly enjoy yourself.
I've just had a pm from Scandal, he's up for a double shag, and I can choose who else joins in
What about it girls confused: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Oooooh! Pissing myself so much it's making my new belly button piercing ache.
Stop it stop it stop it!!
(No longer responsible for my actions)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Take it easy, and get plenty of rest, no heavy lifting, etc and plenty of bed rest rolleyes
Quote by The Sarge
Well you are still here, so what have you been doing???????????????????

Been trying to get my torch to work but it looks like WBB has replaced my new batteries with her worn out ones mad :x :x
You'll have to feel your way,
Can I come and do the feeling or perhaps I need feeling......................
Quote by The Sarge
You certainly seem to have your hands full.

I do Misippus1669 I do.... A man's work is never done wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well you are still here, so what have you been doing???????????????????
Quote by The Sarge
It only hurts when it's cold blooxxx.. Old age you know wink :wink: :wink:
Right I am off to do my security checks. Cant have anyone breaking out now can we :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You certainly seem to have your hands full.
Quote by The Sarge
How about a bit of Abba as well TvJudy??

click on the box, that says report this ad.
Then one of the Mods will deal with it.
Quote by TvJudy
Sounds like the start of another party to me Sarge and Bloo, I will sort music if you sort the drinks...

I echo the semitments from lands far away
Quote by Snow Cake

getting nurse's uniform out of wardrobe, getting into car, picking up other nurses on way up motorway, we will be there in about 3 hours to look after you.

nurse . n 2 a person employed emplyed or trained to take care of young children
Most apposite, Missipus.
Glad it is good news.
Best wishes to you.
xx
Quote by davej

no no please...have our share confused

fuck it!.:doh:..fuck it!. :doh: ..fuck it!....:doh:
sharp as a bath towl this end ...enjoy the ball
TAXI !!!!!
getting nurse's uniform out of wardrobe, getting into car, picking up other nurses on way up motorway, we will be there in about 3 hours to look after you.
Quote by blooxxx

in that case bloo you'll just have to shag all three of me hump

mmmmmm 24" dildo divided by 3.......... 8" each. That should do.:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:
add me to the list, thank you
Quote by Scramble
At that angle I hope you don't spit :shock:

always swallow, when given the chance.
Quote by Eagerslut9
FFS! banghead
I was lookin' for a quiet layby to,er go to sleep in, saw a sign (summat about a Ball) and thought, well, why not? I mean it is Friday night and some of us are still out on the road you know?
Can you all pipe down a bit or, um, move yer cars so's I can get me truck in!
dunno Some people!!
:grin: :grin:

Go abroad, you can find several low cost airline flights and you might get some warm weather as well.