Quote by 0lam_69er
Don't we all have to guess who the imposters are? Because I have a sneaky feeling I know who that Scandal is.
In the words of Pegleg "There is only one Sandal"
my deductions tel me you are pololady
Oi ... I'm Pololady!
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Quote by Sandal
Don't be shy, come and let off a few rounds on my shooting range.
Thanks for the offer Sandal but I am just off to do my 19:50 hours (That's 7:50pm to you WBB) security check :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Was it something that I said
Or was that code for "I am coming to frisk you down you sexy Sandal. I'll be there in 5 minutes"
:shock:
Quote by well_busty_babe
A single flap of a seagull's wing would be enough to change the course of all future weather. But a single splat of seagull's shit will make me change my coat!
:shock: :shock:
So get an umbrella!! ;)
It's mean't to be lucky
whats lucky about having a turd deposited on you?
Quote by davej
davej runs ahead to cut a few millimetres off the end of her tape and hopes she doesn't notice
She noticed!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
o.k. so now you know the truth how do ya fancy discussing 19th century literature and it's effect on the society we live in today instead?
Now if you come to a club with me, and use one of the 'love swings', I'm sure we could discuss that as well.
Any one else ...
Quote by korriefem
ooooeeeeerrrr, I'm confused now.
ops:
Nothing new there then.
Misippus hands Korrie some wine. Come and relax in the jacuzzi
Why thank you Misipus. I hope Dawn_Mids isn't already in the jacuzzi, I believe she was on the left over brussel sprouts at lunchtime. :uhoh:
It's ok - last i heard Eyes Pie was keeping her busy with 'one of those lectures' :roll:
Quote by davej
crackin idea.....just leave the bubbles out of it, don't you know that none of us swingheaven guys are modest, packin enough meat here to keep a small dog alive for a week.
WAITER.....WAITER....fLuckin hell there were three of em floating around the place and now just the imposter scandal....where's the real one's gone?
Quote by Misippus1669
Misippus wanders off to get her measuring tape so she can take measurements
Quote by davej
davej runs ahead to cut a few millimetres off the end of her tape and hopes she doesn't notice
She noticed!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by neilinleeds
bollox!
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2:
n x x x :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Its ok I dont think anyone noticed :lol: :lol: :lol:
nah... course we did not
s'ok then. i'll just get changed again, and noone's any the wiser!
n x x x
I think I might have to have another personal viewing to make my mind up
Quote by well_busty_babe
mmmm
thought you would never ask!
hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol
i am sure that mr J prefers me. :lol: however...... now i am 99 percent sure who you are.. i dont mind having a 3some and sharing!
Count me in
more the merrier :wink: :twisted:
I'm all
Quote by well_busty_babe
mmmm
thought you would never ask!
hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol
i am sure that mr J prefers me. :lol: however...... now i am 99 percent sure who you are.. i dont mind having a 3some and sharing!
Count me in
Quote by davej
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!
.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late
yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:
Right we'll strip off - so I can show off my white bits :twisted: :twisted:
I've got some bubble bath - if you're modest
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!
crackin idea.....just leave the bubbles out of it, don't you know that none of us swingheaven guys are modest, packin enough meat here to keep a small dog alive for a week.
WAITER.....WAITER....fLuckin hell there were three of em floating around the place and now just the imposter scandal....where's the real one's gone?
Misippus wanders off to get her measuring tape so she can take measurements
Quote by davej
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!
.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late
yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:
Right we'll strip off - so I can show off my white bits :twisted: :twisted:
I've got some bubble bath - if you're modest
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!
Quote by davej
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!
.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late
Quote by MIZARIA
Just because I have a nice bum doesn't mean I'm available...I've just had some PM's from guys wanting to shag me just because I'm beautiful.
Hiya, great arse!!! wanna chat? xxx
Quote by matt1267
how are you? just wondered if you fancied a chat sometime?
Im 37 single 6'2" slim, great sense of humour, horny and very genuine.
Im on messenger and also msn,
drop me a line sometime if interested :-)
Matt x
Well let it be known....I'm tired of guys who only talk to me because they think I am a swinger and they have a chance to persuade me to shag them. I know who my real friends are and it's none of you lot...except the one's I fancy.
I had the same ones!!!!!!
Fancy an foursome?? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by blooxxx
Perhaps I can arrange a truckers lorry munch :twisted: :twisted:
That's what I need. A lorrypark full of hairy-arsed truckers.
They'll need more than a Yorkie to recover after I've seen to them with my 8" strapon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Count me in to help bloo.
well you know I'm the offical SH fluffer :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by MIZARIA
I've just caught up with this thread after a night on the piss with some friends...real friends, not like the one's on here....ohh, ya all mad I tell ya...wish I'd joined in now but I couldn't be arsed. Wanted to be Dambuster...had all the layby's printed out and everything.
I'm glad I didn't join in now, it's difficult enough being me without being pissed!
Got me all paranoid now... can't figure out who's doin' who?
Perhaps I can arrange a truckers lorry munch :twisted: :twisted:
but we would need a large lorry park. Quote by stevegiggy
If you want to come and feel your way around misippus1669 feel free
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just getting the car keys and i'll be on my way - 3 spaces free if any girls want picking up along the way
yer not having my women okay!!! Down to 15 tonight as it is :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Come now, it's better to share ;)
Quote by The Sarge
If you want to come and feel your way around misippus1669 feel free
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just getting the car keys and i'll be on my way - 3 spaces free if any girls want picking up along the way
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