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Miss_B_Having

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Bi-curious Female, 42

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Straight Male, 51

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16 Oct 2008

Suits me just fine :twisted:

Quote by Jiggle
Right Jigs I've decided that if you win, I'll run it for ya, no need for thanks, but I know you're busy with work
Good luck sweetpea
HI all.
if everything goes to plan.. on thursday i could be the proud owner of a new 5 bed mansion in Devon...
i'm not buying it... the Draw for the Raffle, for a £1 million pound house is being drawn tomorrow.
so fingers crossed for me... lol.. could be Devons next Swinging mansion!

So who do I send me job application into? You or JGL?
Dave_Notts
DAVE,
the place will always need a health and safty officer.. and i know of old you are the safest person around.. so you'll sail through the Interview! lol
Miss_b
i'm sure you can come and help me run it.. how does Payment in kind suit ya ;-)

16 Oct 2008

Harry as always kiss

kiss

Quote by HarryJones
Right folks, it aint very often that I get on my soap box but when I do you'll know about it.
There are 106 names down on the list, including couples (counted as one) but only 35 people have sent payment to Sassy.
You're not being asked for a lot - £3 per person.
xx

For the true statistical anoraks among us -
it's made up of the same line up as usual...
single fems 56% paid
single males 20% paid thus proving they are all mouth to whinge that in the words of that great Del Amitri song "Nothing ever happens" but no action when chance comes if it involves money (ohh did I say that outloud) rolleyes

rolleyes

(Though I knew who one chap would be without even looking at the list and I mean in addition to me)
couples 34% paid.
Prove me wrong folks - you can barely even get one pint of beer in Cambridge for that price.
I've waited three years or so to meet Miss B Having and I dont want my chance to be spurned now.
Offers Miss B Having gentlemanly assistance to carefully step off soapbox to avoid the rush of people heading to postboxes.
See you all in one month folks.
Regards
Harry Jones

15 Oct 2008

Right Jigs I've decided that if you win, I'll run it for ya, no need for thanks, but I know you're busy with work lol

lol

Good luck sweetpea kiss

kiss

Quote by Jiggle
HI all.
if everything goes to plan.. on thursday i could be the proud owner of a new 5 bed mansion in Devon...
i'm not buying it... the Draw for the Raffle, for a £1 million pound house is being drawn tomorrow.
so fingers crossed for me... lol.. could be Devons next Swinging mansion!

15 Oct 2008

Woohoo another of my recruits lol

lol

Quote by Sassy_H
You're on the list otherprivate, and a mail has been sent, see you there
Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

14 Oct 2008

We have good taste!

Quote by Flirty_bbw47
Oh Miss B!! Totally agree!
Hmmm very cute :twisted:
love to come please Sassy

14 Oct 2008

Right folks, it aint very often that I get on my soap box but when I do you'll know about it.
There are 106 names down on the list, including couples (counted as one) but only 35 people have sent payment to Sassy.
You're not being asked for a lot - £3 per person.
Sassy has put alot of work into this with finding a venue, organising a DJ and food too.
I for one would hate to see the event cancelled because people can't be bothered with sending payment ASAP.
I know that Sassy will be checking payments again on Thursday and that she will update the list with the rest that have paid.
I'm asking anyone that hasn't paid to do so as soon as possible so that Sassy doesn't have to worry about money not being sent in, she has enough on her plate with trying to organise this social.
Ohhh and I will start naming people in the room and not leave you alone until I know you've paid cos my room is booked and I've also bought my outfit lol

lol

So come on people get that money in and roll on November 15th - not to much to ask now.
xx

14 Oct 2008

Hmmm very cute :twisted:

Quote by digitaldreams
love to come please Sassy

14 Oct 2008

I don't usually wear anything in bed babes but I don't wanna scare ya lol

Quote by Ambie
hehe god its getting closer ;) Miss B u may have bought 6 tops but you aint wearing none in bed ;) licks lips lol
I am trying to recruit sexy peeps hinest i just get stuck on the wat trying lol on that note pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let mersey come hes a top guy ;) ( drools)
Ambie xxxxxx

14 Oct 2008

How about them keeping your ears warm? redface

redface

Quote by wadefun
Mmmmmmm but it would be nice to see them sexy legs in a skirt miss
Ohhhhh I never do dresses, gimme a description and I'll help you decide lol
right 2 outfits bought now just need to decide on the night which one, dress or trousers and top

14 Oct 2008

Ohhhhh I never do dresses, gimme a description and I'll help you decide lol

Quote by Mbbw
right 2 outfits bought now just need to decide on the night which one, dress or trousers and top

13 Oct 2008

Awwww c'mere kiss

kiss

Quote by FoxyChick83
Arghhh!
Sorry ladies, I need to bow out now, needs me beauty sleep! Have had fun, thanking you muchly!

i always have this effect on men :cry: :cry: :cry:

13 Oct 2008

Sweet ones, and don't worry we won't talk about you (much) kiss

kiss

Quote by Sixfootsix
Arghhh!
Sorry ladies, I need to bow out now, needs me beauty sleep! Have had fun, thanking you muchly!

13 Oct 2008

Yours I hope lol

Quote by Sixfootsix
Who's feckin' nipple have I got in my other hand then??? Hands up! lol
My other nipple :twisted:

13 Oct 2008

My other nipple :twisted:

Quote by Sixfootsix
What's in my left hand then?
My nipple....
Can I just check what's in the left hand though? lol (not that I don't trust you!)
My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??

Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!

13 Oct 2008

My nipple....

Quote by Sixfootsix
Can I just check what's in the left hand though? lol (not that I don't trust you!)
My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??

Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!

13 Oct 2008

And you have only met me on the social side of things lol

Quote by FoxyChick83
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??

Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
shes a wicked wicked girl dont trust her, she will tie u up and pleasure u allll night long, shes a very naughty girl lol :grin:

13 Oct 2008

Can someone please arrange for a 24 hour ban before I get even more drunk and carried away with this posting malarky! lol

lol

13 Oct 2008

My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise lol

lol

Quote by Sixfootsix
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??

Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!

13 Oct 2008

Fuck me (literally) first time for everythin lol

lol

Quote by FoxyChick83
My word, im speechless!!!!!

13 Oct 2008

No I want you on ya own :twisted: wait till we hit Leeds lady lol

lol

Quote by FoxyChick83
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??

Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
oooohhh nikki u minx lol, but, can i comeeeeee!!!!! pwetty pweeze redface

redface

13 Oct 2008

Come find out :twisted:

Quote by Sixfootsix
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??

Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol

13 Oct 2008

Well ya see I've already been offered for tonight, shaved everywhere and am now drinking until I pluck up the courage to say "go on then" lol

lol

Quote by FoxyChick83
Ohhhhhh now ya talking, god I feel pished already - think the archers has fermented!
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!

I'll be there in a few hours :grin:
I'm half way thru a bottle of jack, and im lovin the squiffy feelin, now all we need is a few hunky men and a car :grin:

13 Oct 2008

Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??

13 Oct 2008

Ohhhhhh now ya talking, god I feel pished already - think the archers has fermented!

Quote by FoxyChick83
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!

I'll be there in a few hours :grin:

13 Oct 2008

Slip me the tongue anytime you like!

Quote by Jiggle
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!

i got lost on the way... bloody roads all look the same once i get out of my street!
there is JD and cock... sorry coke! (slip of the tounge)... Sambuca.... tegilla and many more fancies!
hope the bath relaxed you well.. and i'll try not to taste test the moisturiser!

13 Oct 2008

Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!

13 Oct 2008

Email me sweet and we'll sort something out, lookin at the end of November now
xx

Quote by AndyWolves
Hmmmm....Miss B you temptress!!!
How about we make a special date then...my proper car's a bloody sight better than the hire car anyways lol...
xx

13 Oct 2008

Bugger too far and saw this too late :twisted:

13 Oct 2008

BOTH :twisted:

Quote by Sixfootsix
Front door, bathroom door or both? Ooh, you tease! lol
I only do a pervert version of anything
Plus I'm allergic to cats, but could call a small dog "tiddlywinks"
Right I'm heading off for a bath, the door will be unlocked so let yourselves in and I'll be with you shortly!

I'll bring "tiddlywinks - pervert edition (TM)"
Tiddlywinks sounds like a great name for a cat btw.
Ummmm who's bringing Tiddlywinks??
Sweet, putting on my best knitted sweater (the one with the sheep on) and heading off.
Lets make this the party to end all parties! lol
BYO music, Mbbw will bring ice cream, I have strawberry jelly in the fridge - wooohoooo

13 Oct 2008

I only do a pervert version of anything wink

wink

Plus I'm allergic to cats, but could call a small dog "tiddlywinks"
Right I'm heading off for a bath, the door will be unlocked so let yourselves in and I'll be with you shortly!
lol

lol

Quote by Sixfootsix
I'll bring "tiddlywinks - pervert edition (TM)"
Tiddlywinks sounds like a great name for a cat btw.
Ummmm who's bringing Tiddlywinks??
Sweet, putting on my best knitted sweater (the one with the sheep on) and heading off.
Lets make this the party to end all parties! lol
BYO music, Mbbw will bring ice cream, I have strawberry jelly in the fridge - wooohoooo