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Miss_B_Having
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 42
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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Ummmm who's bringing Tiddlywinks??
Quote by Sixfootsix
Sweet, putting on my best knitted sweater (the one with the sheep on) and heading off.
Lets make this the party to end all parties! lol
BYO music, Mbbw will bring ice cream, I have strawberry jelly in the fridge - wooohoooo lol
BYO music, Mbbw will bring ice cream, I have strawberry jelly in the fridge - wooohoooo lol
Cor cheese n pineapple, yum!!
And yes sweet, you are random lol
Quote by Sixfootsix
it's the future.
Maybe a bit of fruit salad too.
Lets not forget the traingle sandwiches with crusts cut off, and while we're at it, cheese and pineapple on sticks.
Am I random? lol
Is this for the jelly? :twisted:
I always have cream wink
Lime jelly mmmmmmmmmmm

Cream or Ice cream?
Cream for me.
Ok all over to mine!!! :twisted:
Quote by Mbbw
sounds like a party jelly icecream and tiddlywinks it is then smile
Is this for the jelly? :twisted:
I always have cream wink
Quote by Sixfootsix
Lime jelly mmmmmmmmmmm

Cream or Ice cream?
Cream for me.
Well dirty minds think alike, or should that be great minds??
Ah sod it prefer my version :twisted:
Quote by Sixfootsix
Have you been reading my mind? lol
Scarily enough, that was the first thing I wrote before changing it! lol I'm not joking either!
Tiddlywinks wink
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

I'm guessing you're not thinking Trivial Pursuit, or are you?! lol
Tiddlywinks wink
Quote by Sixfootsix
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

I'm guessing you're not thinking Trivial Pursuit, or are you?! lol
Sit back and enjoy lol
Quote by Jiggle
Ohhhh no, I'm not like that really, prefer to please before I'm pleased biggrin
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to be fair.. i am exactly the same... i'm deffo more of a giver than a receiver... if i'm being "spoilt".. i must be the worst blow job receiver ever... fell like i should been doing something in return! lol
Ohhhh no, I'm not like that really, prefer to please before I'm pleased biggrin
Quote by Jiggle
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

lol.. always best to think of your own needs first! lol.
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
Quote by Sixfootsix
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol
Even better, no need to fake illness then, just be short of breath lol
Quote by Jiggle
Fancy pulling a sickie tomorrow then cos if ya on your way there is no way I'm letting you sleep tonight wink

oh.. would i have the energy to phone in work to say i'm ill! lol.. would ring the boss. and be breathing heavly down the phone due to the exhustion.. and he may thing i'm having an ashma attack! lol lol.
:-)
Fancy pulling a sickie tomorrow then cos if ya on your way there is no way I'm letting you sleep tonight wink
Quote by Jiggle
Ooooeeerrrrr Mr, right you were free when?
lol lol lol
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it wink

oh well i'll make sure i take my time.. making sure i dont leave any areas untouched ;-) and i;m sure there will be areas which need more attenion than others so i'll "eat" away lol.
i'm on my way! lol.. i'm always free me! lol.. dont cost a bean!
Well certainly older, not sure bout the wiser :twisted:
Quote by bouncy332
thank you all your to generous with all the kisses its lucky im just old enough to join this site lol older and wiser woohoooo
Ooooeeerrrrr Mr, right you were free when?
lol lol lol
Quote by Jiggle
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it wink

oh well i'll make sure i take my time.. making sure i dont leave any areas untouched ;-) and i;m sure there will be areas which need more attenion than others so i'll "eat" away lol.
Well I thought that it was just a plain quiche with a slice of tomato on top...
Quote by Oilysocket
ok, silly question....
Whats quiche lorraine? redface
I know what a quiche is but what flavor is lorraine?
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it wink
Quote by Jiggle
Kinky!!
Oh shit did ya mean the quiche? lol
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

lol.. :-)... me and lorraine will be right over then!
we can be kinky ith a quiche if ya want to ;-) but thinking chocolate and marshmellows is more fun ;-)
Kinky!!
Oh shit did ya mean the quiche? lol
Quote by Jiggle
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

lol.. :-)... me and lorraine will be right over then!
If you swap feta for cheddar then ya on!!
Quote by R6_biker
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

OK, well I'll bake you a feta cheese and mushroom quiche and screen your men while you eat it - deal or no deal?
wink
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface
Quote by Jiggle
Well being a BBW I didn't get my figure through being fussy lol any type is fine by me lol
What kinda quiche?

you cant beat a quiche lorraine! (was she the one who invented it!)..
they are a tad morish though.. goes down great with some chips! lol
lol.. a woman thats not fussy.... my kinda woman lol.
Well being a BBW I didn't get my figure through being fussy lol any type is fine by me lol
Quote by Jiggle
What kinda quiche?

you cant beat a quiche lorraine! (was she the one who invented it!)..
they are a tad morish though.. goes down great with some chips! lol
What kinda quiche?
Quote by R6_biker
...cockohoop

Wonderful :P I ain't heard that word for ages :thumbup:
Well I was gonna go in Chat and look for cock tonight so what are my options:
1. Go Dogging?
2. Bake a quiche?
3. Carve the heads of minor celebrities into large, peeled potatoes?
4. Go straight?
lol
Nah but I'd like to :happy:
Quote by bouncy332
Hello gorgeous kiss
evenin all wave

oh i say gorgeous eh :silly: you ain't seen me first thing lol
We need a private room for what I have in mind for you redface
Quote by Jiggle
NOW!!!
Oppppppppps caps, hope that will earn me a spanking Jiggle wink

i'm sure it can be arranged.. get that spankable arse over here.. ;-)
6 bloody tops I bought for this social but I have finally found THE ONE!!!
Bring on Leeds - only 33 more sleeps
:bounce: :happy: :beer: :evil2: :karaoke: :smoke: :cheers: passionkiss smackbottom whip drinkies innocent
Can you tell I'm a lil excited :happy: