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Miss_B_Having
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 42
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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Your profile reads very well, you shouldn't have any problems! :thumbup:
Quote by sparky33
I get loads of views every day, but my ugly body and wee cock means they never message sad
Snap, and being the idiot I am - I've just paid for the second year running!
DOH rolleyes
Quote by sparky33
I purchased the extras, wasn't very long before I realised I'd just burned 25 quid.
If you think that someone is worth it then the distance shouldn't be a problem.
The bloke that I'm seeing is 200 miles away and we see each other almost every other weekend, or when we can.
Yes it was hard arranging it initially, I'm just thankful that he loves to drive lol
Absolutely nothing Peanut wink
Quote by Peanut
As someone who not far off the big Five-Oh, can I just ask what's wrong with men over 50? rolleyes
I've got 3 blokes in next week to knock down a wall in my hallway and re-build it - 2 days with 3 blokes hmmmmm knowing my luck they'll all be 50 odd
Sobs!!
1 - For my family and friends to have no worries
2 - To have my other half living closer than 200 miles away
3 - To live a happy life
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Quote by Misterwood
I really cant remember her name, but I was about 12 and it was at a party in a village hall. I was so chuffed that I got up on stage and jumped off a la superman and knocked over her friend who was dancing. I'm a little more mature about things now... redface
loon
Quote by varca
I was 17, his name was Andy, he was 26 and it was on our first date. It went no further than a first date after I found out that he had spent time at Her Majesty's pleasure for stabbing his sister with a stilleto!! :lol2:
1 - My lovely baby boy
2 - A brilliant job that I just can't get enough of
3 - Still seeing the same guy 3 months on, despite my mood swings lol
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Quote by tantricboy
Play Big Brother I-spy. The points system is below:
Someone is called to diary room (1 Point)
Sounds of birds when there should be talking (1 Point)
Racism (2 Points)
Homophobia (2 Points)
Someone uses the expression “they’re just playing a game” (3 Points)
Something vaguely entertaining happens (3,852 Points)
The sexy one strips to a bikini (Call Me)
(Disclaimer: Remember your boredom levels may go up and well and down as a result of following this advice.)
Ahhh the first kiss
*sighs remembering fondly*
We were both 12 and at secondary school. Was on the school playing field, in the rain, well after the bell had gone.
Got a bollocking for being late back to class but it was soooooooo worth it!!
Managed to stay together till we were 17 too.
I love this show - pure entertainment!
Spent all afternoon watching the best and worst auditions from last year lol
Quote by Cherrytree
There was a young man from Kent
Who ate set of encyclopedias
His Mum said
You stupid git
They were for tea !!

I don't get it :confused:
Me either innocent
There was a young lady from Ickenham
Who went on a bus-trip to Twickenham.
She drank too much beer,
Which made her feel queer,
So she took off her boots and was sick-in-'em
Quote by M8-Me
Just thought of a follow on
S changed to O to form PESTO

I beat ya to it flower, good job ya still make sense if ya re-arrange the S to E..
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Quote by flower411
I have no problem at all with people who wink if they have their profile filled in and pics ..
But most winkers seem to have blank profiles !! :shock:
What do they expect ???

Seems to spring more from people that aren't full members as they can't send emails - perhaps they are hoping for a reply with different contact details.
I'm not a winker, nor do I respond to winks as I find them too impersonal
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Well......if you do decide to cut your fringe you know where my PM box is for me to give you my honest opinion (and I promise not to have too much of a perv looking at you) :twisted:
Eeeeeeeeek no please don't do it yourself unless you know what you're doing, it could all go wrong and wonky and all sorts of things lol
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Thank you for the compliment hun! kiss
I just walked to my local hairdresser to see how much it would cost.. and it was closed... must be a sign! Thinking of cutting one in myself..
I think you look gorgeous as you are, although Pauley Perrette looks pretty damn hot with a fringe.
What suits one person though may not suit another that's all I'll say - I'm sure you'll make the right decision as to what will look best for you.
xxx
Quote by RammyRam
5ft 10 wave

Ah but I understand that needs some tape measure validation hunny......could be a 6ft-er xxxxx
Very true, I shall have to let you know when I find a measurer lol
xx
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Thanks Phuckers. Especially as a single female I try to be very careful...
...not to meet anyone who can't recognise an urban myth! wink

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I've only been in charge once, and didn't think much to it.
Was great seeing the reactions that I was causing but didn't feel confident enough to try it again.
Each to their own, we all like different things as the world would be a pretty boring place if we didn't.