bit frayed round the edges like, no what i mean harry 
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:smug: :giggle: Quote by Vix
We need a replicator so we have all the food/drink we need/want and yet, do not have to prepare it ourselves.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Make it so.
no no no vix we have to grow it ourselves.. ok fuck that a replicator is on the list.
err do we have any trekies that can build one of those? Abandon your trappings. Abandon your clothes. Say good bye to your wealth and all of your sanity (if you have any). Cars will be of no use, transport is dead. Spend a thousand pounds and rest your weary heads. one grand each and we can do this. ( bollocks more like lol. if only eh )
Roll up roll up and join the sh commune.
There will be no contact from the outside world. Here we will live in peace (yea right lol)
Television will be replaced by campfire which will be lit at 7pm each night. Join the build come live with us. Thoughts to help the build should be added on this thread.
We will start from scratch and steal a piece of beautiful green belt in a central location (near me mum so I can nip off on the odd Sunday for a roast lol) so we will need all kinds of builders, carpenters, plasterers, tillers, plumbers ( no not that kind of plumbers you fiends) Roofers, gardeners, and cooks.
Leave your religion at the gate all books will be destroyed. There will be only our church, the one true house. In our temple we will worship at midnight on a Saturday 12am. There will be no crucifixes, no Buddha’s, no pope johns, no magic cows, we will bow in awe at the big stone carved 30 foot darlek, while humming the doctor who theme tune. We will then take communion (fuckin and lots of)
Through out certain times of the day radio sh will be broadcast, D. J rainbows supplying the tunes.
Things on the list for the build so far
Sauna, swimming pool, Jacuzzi, communal shower, a car park for the camper van, and for eagersluts truck, which we will need a thunderbirds type hedge that moves dead fast so he can go out on mad max style ram raids, we will need the odd supply. Solitary confinement, with two padded cells, one for when some one steps out of line and needs a rest, and a double for when two people get into a fight and we can put them in together until they reconcile there differences after they have nearly killed each other. If things haven’t smoothed out that’s where the boxing ring will come into play, where two big fat sumo suits will be worn.
We need a sustainable forest. Camp fires don’t burn themselves you know doh!.
Green houses for fruit and vegetables, and hydroponics for you lot that smoke too much.
A gossip bench, a mingers smoking shed, a dungeon (yes you heard that right I’ll look after that lol) a five a side football pitch groan (can’t have the footie louts missing a kick about hey) and a interrogation room for the newbie’s as they will need their brains melting to jelly before they are rebuilt and ready for the big house. So we need a cell block H too for acclimatising.
Oh and I want separate sleeping quarters because I FUCKING THOUGHT OF THE IDEA SO BOL-- LOCKS LOL your not coming near me and my girl.
Log cabins will be needed for those that fall in love awwwwww and need some time away from the main block. A pharmacy, a brewery hey I’ll look after that as well lol.
An armoury with full equipped paintball guns and a swat team ready for when the press try to sneak in, or for when THE MAN tries to pull another WACO..We will not be taken.
So all those that want to join what else do we need? Because I’m sick of bloody typing to be truthful …HELP!
)Roll up roll up and join the sh commune.
There will be no contact from the outside world. Here we will live in peace (yea right lol)
Television will be replaced by campfire which will be lit at 7pm each night. Join the build come live with us. Thoughts to help the build should be added on this thread.
We will start from scratch and steal a piece of beautiful green belt in a central location (near me mum so I can nip off on the odd Sunday for a roast lol) so we will need all kinds of builders, carpenters, plasterers, tillers, plumbers ( no not that kind of plumbers you fiends) Roofers, gardeners, and cooks.
Leave your religion at the gate all books will be destroyed. There will be only our church, the one true house. In our temple we will worship at midnight on a Saturday 12am. There will be no crucifixes, no Buddha’s, no pope johns, no magic cows, we will bow in awe at the big stone carved 30 foot darlek, while humming the doctor who theme tune. We will then take communion (fuckin and lots of)
Through out certain times of the day radio sh will be broadcast, D. J rainbows supplying the tunes.
Things on the list for the build so far
Sauna, swimming pool, Jacuzzi, communal shower, a car park for the camper van, and for eagersluts truck, which we will need a thunderbirds type hedge that moves dead fast so he can go out on mad max style ram raids, we will need the odd supply. Solitary confinement, with two padded cells, one for when some one steps out of line and needs a rest, and a double for when two people get into a fight and we can put them in together until they reconcile there differences after they have nearly killed each other. If things haven’t smoothed out that’s where the boxing ring will come into play, where two big fat sumo suits will be worn.
We need a sustainable forest. Camp fires don’t burn themselves you know doh!.
Green houses for fruit and vegetables, and hydroponics for you lot that smoke too much.
A gossip bench, a mingers smoking shed, a dungeon (yes you heard that right I’ll look after that lol) a five a side football pitch groan (can’t have the footie louts missing a kick about hey) and a interrogation room for the newbie’s as they will need their brains melting to jelly before they are rebuilt and ready for the big house. So we need a cell block H too for acclimatising.
Oh and I want separate sleeping quarters because I FUCKING THOUGHT OF THE IDEA SO BOL-- LOCKS LOL your not coming near me and my girl.
Log cabins will be needed for those that fall in love awwwwww and need some time away from the main block. A pharmacy, a brewery hey I’ll look after that as well lol.
An armoury with full equipped paintball guns and a swat team ready for when the press try to sneak in, or for when THE MAN tries to pull another WACO..We will not be taken.
So all those that want to join what else do we need? Because I’m sick of bloody typing to be truthful …HELP!
Quote by Libra+Love
I'm cooking.
When the hang-over set's in.
Who are "the hangover set" and when do they usually get in?
All those not too shagged out from a warm day of frolicks to taste test the business end of my new strap-on.....ooops
a f*cking horny strap-on I found in the dungeon today :twisted:AHEM anything found in the dungeon will belong to me
thanks :twisted:
Nope....sorry...I checked....no piercings on this one :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: that could be arranged :grin: :rascal:
Quote by aces_up1504
Hi Everyone,
We have een a voyuer on this site for a little while, without really replying to much just the odd post here and there.
Anyways, if anyone is qualified to answer this qestion it will be surly the regulars of this forum.
We/ I am looking to buy my girlfriend a new sex toy to spice up our a sex life somemore. We just have a bog standed Vibrator at the moment and i want to suprise her with something bit more exciting.
So any ideas would be much appreciated?
cheers
L and I
bag of chips and a can of fanta and im there
Quote by Libra+Love
I'm cooking.
When the hang-over set's in.
Who are "the hangover set" and when do they usually get in?
All those not too shagged out from a warm day of frolicks to taste test the business end of my new strap-on.....ooops
a f*cking horny strap-on I found in the dungeon today :twisted:AHEM anything found in the dungeon will belong to me
thanks :twisted:
Quote by bluetvr
I heard that if you eat a lot o pineapples it makes your spunk taste of them.
Has any woman ever cum across this phenomina?
Does any woman want to conduct an experiment with me?
well on a serious note. the food that you eat does make it taste different... not that im an eggsberk or anything
but if you eat junk you will taste of junk ..is it just me or do most guys taste goppin? guys that eat good food and full of vits ..well quite nice actually 
...ok ive said far toooo much and no my experimenting days are well and truly over lol
coats again? oh yea over there >>>>>>>>>>> int they
Quote by cuddly-catlin
Hi Rachel
people like that arnt worth nowt.
your better than them, so hold your head high and wiggle that sexy bum of yours has you turn and walk away from idiots like that.
Tina xxx
people like that only understand one thing. yes i could have ignored it, but who gave him a god given right to abuse a total stranger for no reason at all apart from how i look. if you let demons like that get away with it, they then go on to belive they can abuse everyone at their leasure and they become even more threatning. i wasnt put here to be abused by anyone and i sure as hell will not stand there and take it. and next time he will think twice about saying what he likes to people
The worst day of my life was when I told the most beautiful girl in the world I was Transsexual. It broke her and destroyed me. For three and a half years I had to live with the fact that although id found peace I had lost the most important thing in my world my best friend, my lover, my soul.
I hadn’t seen my ex until last September so decided to send her a txt to see if she was ok as not a day has gone by with out me thinking about her.
So the other night I sent the txt not knowing if she would ever receive it and got a reply straight back.
We spoke on the phone the next morning and it was lovely to hear her voice again.
Later in the day I got a call and she was coming round to see me for a cuppa.
It was so nice to see her again and looking more beautiful than ever, and I saw a look in her eye that I’d thought was gone forever, which got me thinking when she left that she still loves me and what was I to do. Should I pursue it, or should I just forget such silly ideas.
If it wasn’t for two friends on here that said the same thing, I think I would have left it, but they said that if you know she still feels for you then you should find a day were you can tell her how you feel.
So I was on the phone today with one of the friends just talking about her when the mobile rang and it was my Julia coming round again.
I was greeted with the biggest hug and a lovely kiss on the lips and I thought I have nothing to lose.
We chatted I told her everything how much I’ve missed her and how much I still care, all the things that have happened in life since she’s been gone and all the times I wished she was there. We laughed about all the fun things we did and all the special times we shared.
We hugged and kissed and have decided to try and work things out.
So today is the most memorable day, and the happiest so far.
The day that the most beautiful girl in the world, more precious than all the stars in the universe walked back into my life, after all these years.
I hadn’t seen my ex until last September so decided to send her a txt to see if she was ok as not a day has gone by with out me thinking about her.
So the other night I sent the txt not knowing if she would ever receive it and got a reply straight back.
We spoke on the phone the next morning and it was lovely to hear her voice again.
Later in the day I got a call and she was coming round to see me for a cuppa.
It was so nice to see her again and looking more beautiful than ever, and I saw a look in her eye that I’d thought was gone forever, which got me thinking when she left that she still loves me and what was I to do. Should I pursue it, or should I just forget such silly ideas.
If it wasn’t for two friends on here that said the same thing, I think I would have left it, but they said that if you know she still feels for you then you should find a day were you can tell her how you feel.
So I was on the phone today with one of the friends just talking about her when the mobile rang and it was my Julia coming round again.
I was greeted with the biggest hug and a lovely kiss on the lips and I thought I have nothing to lose.
We chatted I told her everything how much I’ve missed her and how much I still care, all the things that have happened in life since she’s been gone and all the times I wished she was there. We laughed about all the fun things we did and all the special times we shared.
We hugged and kissed and have decided to try and work things out.
So today is the most memorable day, and the happiest so far.
The day that the most beautiful girl in the world, more precious than all the stars in the universe walked back into my life, after all these years.
Quote by Jags
it better come back or someone will lose even more credibility
And you, Rachel, had better watch your mouth or you'll lose your membership status
:x ALL the Mods are currently doing what they can to find the missing pages. Let me repeat NO-ONE has deleted any pages. It was last 'seen' at m. this morning (when I was long tucked up in bed Mr mealy mouth :x ) and we haven't a clue.
I will say this again for the hard of reading - NO MOD HAS DELETED THE PAGES
There's no use moaning, groaning or bad mouthing. We all agree that it is very bad, there were some wonderful poems in there and we would not delete it.
:roll: :roll:why are you having a go at me ? and why are you taking this to a personal level ? i dont understand .surley a mod has to keep their feelings out of any situation and look at things with an unbiased view ? ..if you have a problem with me would you like to discuss in a pm ?? :roll:
