did someone mention a party??
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well fat fuckin use you lot are eh 
kidnapped for 6 days and not one rescue attempt, or supply drop off.
no clothes, no booze, no screachin get away car, no chinese take away, no radox, no nothing!.
why you ouwta be ashamed of yourselves
but i made it through, NO THANKS TO Ya FOOKERS
i sneeked out and made a run for it, and 6 hours later im back behind my own pc
kidnapped for 6 days and not one rescue attempt, or supply drop off.
no clothes, no booze, no screachin get away car, no chinese take away, no radox, no nothing!.
why you ouwta be ashamed of yourselves
but i made it through, NO THANKS TO Ya FOOKERS
i sneeked out and made a run for it, and 6 hours later im back behind my own pc
ok someone quick rescue me, while shes in the garden hanging the washing out.
get me away from this woman! when she said she was kidnapping me, i didnt think she bloody ment it and shes trying to turn me into a bloke :shock:
please help get me out of here, or just bring me massive amounts of vodka, clothes, viagra, chocolate milk, radox, oh and a gun :P
dont leave me here pleeaaasseeee!
x desperate x
get me away from this woman! when she said she was kidnapping me, i didnt think she bloody ment it and shes trying to turn me into a bloke :shock:
please help get me out of here, or just bring me massive amounts of vodka, clothes, viagra, chocolate milk, radox, oh and a gun :P
dont leave me here pleeaaasseeee!
x desperate x
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sounds like you need some geoff thompson in your life. i wont go too much into my past but i didnt look the way i do now, ex bouncer too if it wasnt for going on mr thompsons animal day training courses i think i would have been stabbed on many occasion.
he taught me the art of the one slap knock out, and although most people think ive looked the way i do all my life and see me as an easy target they would soon find out other wise if im ever attacked.
his books and videos could save your life as the've saved mine a few times.
if it wasnt for going on mr thompsons animal day training courses i think i would have been stabbed on many occasion.he taught me the art of the one slap knock out, and although most people think ive looked the way i do all my life and see me as an easy target they would soon find out other wise if im ever attacked.
his books and videos could save your life as the've saved mine a few times.
see i was the same. electricity noo danger bad bad in your box. you cant see it comming and isnt to be trusted, but the wand is loovveellyy lol .
o.k what i call lovely is the bloody thing on full power :twisted: but for those that like a little tickle im sure its wonderful. it is the rolls royce of sex aids rampant rabits..get the fuck out outta town lol two little batteries 
and that works? lay back and feel the sparks ..ok why am i still here ? i should be in a taxi on the way to the dungeon eh
o.k what i call lovely is the bloody thing on full power :twisted: but for those that like a little tickle im sure its wonderful. it is the rolls royce of sex aids
rampant rabits..get the fuck out outta town lol two little batteries and that works? lay back and feel the sparks ..ok why am i still here ? i should be in a taxi on the way to the dungeon eh Quote by McCloggie
Music - we need music.
CD's etc are all very well but LIVE bands are what are needed!
The band of the Coldstream Guards may not be to everyone's musical tase but I am shure would be able to help satisfy some of the community members.
Any other ideas for the more musically inclined?
radio sh will be played throughout the day and night by rainbows
she better play some Tool or shes sacked lol
Quote by McCloggie
Hi Rachel;
Yes - seen you have been on other threads.
This violet wand thing scares the sh1t out me though - just leave it in the house!
its that old electricity thang eh?
its not as scary as it sounds.
its a such a funky toy, so many uses and it glows and EVERYTHING :twisted:
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Can we have a 2' x 2' x 7' high gate pier with a flat top?
I'm not allowed one in the SHBB house :cry: :cry:
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
errr :shock: yea of course as your so eager about it eager
ok help me out what is a 2' x 2' x 7' high gate pier?
add it to the list ffs someone , hes our ram raider give the slut what he wants :grin:
Quote by McCloggie
Hi fellow insomniacs;
Where is everyone?
Rachel have you locked them in the dungeon again?
no im here kinda + on various other things :twisted:
dont mention dungeons its night and im too shagged out to go . i can hear that wand buzzing from here i tell ya lol ..had me fun for today though Ok. It’s very rare that I go on a serious note, but its time I did so, because to be quite honest I’m fed up with the whole sorry mess. I came on here not looking for sex, I can get that where ever I like. I came on here via another link. And had a quick look around and thought it would be fun. Yes I’ve had fun and for all those that have met me know that I always have a smile on my face and never upset anyone, and always try to make everyone laugh, and never take things too seriously. I’m down to earth, I’m honest, and I’m genuine. What you see is what you get with me.
There has been time’s when I’ve posted things and some have tried to read between the lines. There are no hidden agendas folks, when you think I’m in a foul mood I’m a happy bunny. When I post things in the poetry section, I’m not slashing my wrists. There just words, song lyrics that accompany rocking tunes, some from my head, and some from books. It is not a reflection on my mood or my emotions.
So many have read between the lines to suit their agendas, mixed my words and planted seeds, trying to bring me into personal vendettas and twisted what I have typed to suit their needs. That’s not what I’m about. I will never conduct my affairs online. If anyone has an issue with me then talk to my face. I never have nor will I ever hide behind a keyboard.
I have met some lovely people on here, one in particular that without this site I would have never met so I’m truly blessed for that thanks mark.
The past couple of weeks has been a really disappointing time, I feel quite sad about it. So many interesting threads that have been destroyed by people assuming and twisting words and turning things into a car park brawl, bringing up notions of racism, homophobia, class, size, and intelligence. It’s made me realise and see some for what they are all about, and it’s such a shame.
It’s made me take a step back. To those that I’ve made friends with love you load’s I really do. For some well that’s another story
what ever issues some people have, sometimes you should leave them at the gate. and bite your tongue's. this is a swinging site after all? swinging happy shiny people holding hands? ..serious note over with x
x rache x
There has been time’s when I’ve posted things and some have tried to read between the lines. There are no hidden agendas folks, when you think I’m in a foul mood I’m a happy bunny. When I post things in the poetry section, I’m not slashing my wrists. There just words, song lyrics that accompany rocking tunes, some from my head, and some from books. It is not a reflection on my mood or my emotions.
So many have read between the lines to suit their agendas, mixed my words and planted seeds, trying to bring me into personal vendettas and twisted what I have typed to suit their needs. That’s not what I’m about. I will never conduct my affairs online. If anyone has an issue with me then talk to my face. I never have nor will I ever hide behind a keyboard.
I have met some lovely people on here, one in particular that without this site I would have never met so I’m truly blessed for that thanks mark.
The past couple of weeks has been a really disappointing time, I feel quite sad about it. So many interesting threads that have been destroyed by people assuming and twisting words and turning things into a car park brawl, bringing up notions of racism, homophobia, class, size, and intelligence. It’s made me realise and see some for what they are all about, and it’s such a shame.
It’s made me take a step back. To those that I’ve made friends with love you load’s I really do. For some well that’s another story
what ever issues some people have, sometimes you should leave them at the gate. and bite your tongue's. this is a swinging site after all? swinging happy shiny people holding hands? ..serious note over with x
x rache x
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I'm hoping this just dies.......please ?
nope! :evil2:
dear mr and mrs sweet and sour,
much as i sympathise with your position on this matter, and would go so far as to wholeheartedly endorse your post, i feel it is my duty to point out that this is an open forum, and consequently every single member has the inalienable right to air their dirty laundry in public, plaster their personal fall outs all over the forum, wind up members who they know will bite, engage in thinly veiled digs and general negative comment, and otherwise troll and flame the place to death.
i've taken the liberty of posting this handy guide to general flame war netiquette, in the hope that you will feel better equipped to deal with the next outbreak of bitching, cat fights, and cyber insults.
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How To Participate In An Internet Flame War
1 Tell your opponent that the argument is over, because it's degenerated into pointlessness.... doing so at the end of your post giving you the lengthy last word in it.
2 Call your opponent a Nazi.
3 Change the subject by pointing out all of your opponent's grammar and spelling mistakes.
4 Post some horribly vicious and insulting note about your opponent.... several minutes later, post a profuse apology, claiming that you'd intended to send the message privately to a friend.
5 a: Refer frequently to pretend hordes of lurking supporters, who have mailed you privately to express their agreement and gratitude.... but aren't willing to come out publicly and say anything. (See also here.)
6: Accuse your opponent of trying to intimidate your hordes of supporters.... add indignantly that you "will not be silenced".
7 Attempt to impress/silence your opponent by discussing your professional credentials and experience related to the topic at hand, which clearly make your opinions better and more correct than anyone else's.... be vague about details if your credentials and experience aren't actually all that impressive. (Also known as "dueling resumes".)
8 Accuse your opponent of being overly sensitive, or suggest in a patronizing tone that they "must be having a bad day".
9 Claim that an insult or other rudeness was "just a joke", and suggest that your opponent has no sense of humor.
10 Claim that *everything* is a matter of opinion, that there are no such things as facts or truth.
hope this helps? ;)
neil x x x :P
p.s. on the whole it ain't such a bad place, and i wouldn't let the, shall we say, less restrained, put you off!
giz a kiss neil
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what you guys up to? for me its just a trip down the local tonight and a boring night tomorrow! chances of sex pretty low lol!
Not wanting t o gloat or 'owt but . . . . . . . .
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/444119.html#444119?sid=35791c34b78dd953828f95ca5a8d55d7
and
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45045.html
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Hope you enjoy your weekend in some form sexymale.
get them fag papers and shag ready dammie. oh and call me a top geezer at the munch and your backie tin gets the heat treatment at the bbq
so i've given up wearing them now 
Quote by Jags
Well the village is for nice friendly people and probably the liveliest and safest place to go in the whole country where all everyone mixes in perfect harmony. Life’s fuck up’s do not belong there and stand out like a big fat boil.
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What a horrible post Rachel - sounds like the Village is the home of the Teletubbies.
:shock: :shock:
ALL communities have their 'fuck ups' and have a moral responsibility to support them, even if that just means NOT abusing them.
if you ment i was reffering to the big issue sellers, down and outs homeless etc. i wasnt jags. someone very close to me was abused by her parents and was forced to run away before they killed her probably. being as she was stabbed by them on many occasion for silly things like not washing up fast enough. she sat outside chip shops hoping that someone would feed her, she lived in squats and had a pretty horrid time untill the parents of someone she new offered her a place to stay. i was reffering to certain people that im dying to meet on here face to face so we can ,shall we say discuss certain things
