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Quote by postie
Rachel.... seeing as you're off to the Big Gay Village , I presume you will no doubt be strolling down Canal Street at some point....
.... now if I remember right , some wags used to alter the street name.... but i can't recall what they deleted to make it funny..... could you enlighten us all please????

your asking me postie :shock: :shock:
do you realise how lashed i am every time i hit the village. and do you think i go there to look at street signs ?? get outa town lol i go to check the totty out mate and to be all fluffy and hit on the unsuspecting with my tag team buddy leps :twisted:
Quote by kazswallows
Don't do it Rachel!!! All downhill from 1000, I should know now passed 2000 ;)
Hehe, will give you one more post if you know what the Red Switches on top left of concordes engineers panel in the cockpit (wonderful word) are for? No one on PM of the week has got that one so far smile
(Suppose also you can have the post anyway, as you could post who knows, or even cares... hmmm... ahh well ;) )

The red switch is to stop the control station from burning up and costing the special effects budget a lot of money, press the other red button (one and the same coz the budget is rubbish) and the control station blows up biggrin
taken from:
PINK DWARF
Series 1, Episode 2: Lightspeed
Written by Sylvester Fox
Based on 'Red Dwarf' created by Rob Grant and Doug
Naylor
This work (C) 1997 Sylvester Fox
lol :lol: :lol:
By the way Rachel........keep the posts coming, like your style wink
kaz xx
ha
yea what kaz said see tallnhairy ya twonk( also from red dwarf :lol: ) see some know
Quote by MikeNorth

help me get to a 1000 today ok
:

Why? dunno
if i told you mike i would have to kill you. and i really dont want to kill you.
do ya feel lucky punk ? do ya? make my day baby lol
that reminds me of a joke i know
whats the differance between dirty harry and anal sex?
dirty harry will make your day
and anal sex will make your whole week
ahhh its a cracker, its the way i tell em wink
Quote by marktheminx
Diet is only half the fight :boxing: , wot are your activity levels :sleeping: , do you work out at all? apart from 69position
A combination of good clean foods, by that I mean not processed ready meals and shite like that, but good organic fruit and veg and lots of beans and pulses, porridge is excellent to start of the day. Try to drink at least 2 litres of water a day, tea/coffes and pop doesn't count! sad And try to raise your metabolic rate with some cardio type excercise like jogging, skipping or even fast walking ( but you'll need to do loads of that). Even dancing is good for you :happy:
Try to cut out the :cheers: even as a temporary measure, or just as a treat, because you dont want to totally deny yourself of the good things in life :violin: drinkies :smoke: hump
PM me if you need more direct advice mate cool

couldnt have put it better myself. if you eat the right foods no processed crap and dont snack. dont touch larger and do some exercise your body will find its natural wheight
i heard fucking is a good form of exercise lol , surely that cant be right eh confused
Quote by tallnhairy
Don't do it Rachel!!! All downhill from 1000, I should know now passed 2000 ;)
Hehe, will give you one more post if you know what the Red Switches on top left of concordes engineers panel in the cockpit (wonderful word) are for? No one on PM of the week has got that one so far smile
(Suppose also you can have the post anyway, as you could post who knows, or even cares... hmmm... ahh well ;) )

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you think i have the money to travel on concord confused oh yea they dont fly anymore.
wheres that museum that holds one. be right back i'll just go and have a look at the red button oujimeflip fingy duffer control pannal fingy
stay there yea 2 secs brb lol
Quote by Libra+Love
Hiya babe,
Is there space in your bed:shock...I mean your apartment for me to join you at sparkle?

oh your comming then ?
of course wink
ohh im fully booked now lol
I have a friend who'd like to share expenses, if you'll have us :twisted:
your both down :wink: will be a good night and first time in the village for you eh :wink: just dont go molesting the pretty boys ....................thats my job ..or do i feel another tag team comming on lol
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i will be on my best behaviour at sparkle so no drinking ..no seriously ...i mean it i do
but i might just have a few guniness and tia maria's on my mind
as for the cock tails well that could be another story :wink:
So a Maria on your mind, cocktails in hand, what will be your plan for the evening or will both of them keep you more than entertained?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
oh going to be well and truly busy all weekend :twisted:
:twisted: bring it on
Quote by Kinky Lizard

Rachel would you like to stroke my ferret?
                                            K       I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D

does it bite or spit i hate spitting ferrets lol
Quote by Libra+Love
Hiya babe,
Is there space in your bed:shock...I mean your apartment for me to join you at sparkle?

oh your comming then ?
of course wink
ohh im fully booked now lol
Quote by redstilletto
has debbie pm'd you yet
:twisted:
is it you she wants a shag with
clutching at straws here ya know
:shock:

shhhh secrects red wink
Quote by Sarah1448
Rachel,
You do relise that it is quality and not quanity???? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

when did i ever do quality sarah ffs come on you should know me by now lol
Quote by postie
Rache,
So how's u babe ???

im really well blondie over the moon with certain things wink
i think "certain things" is a bit vague...and certainly not like you.... what are you hiding??? Have you suddenly learnt to be coy?
personal life postie :wink: :wink:
ok im hiding this big sausage.....
in the fridge might have it for tea later lol
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i will be on my best behaviour at sparkle so no drinking ..no seriously ...i mean it i do
but i might just have a few guniness and tia maria's on my mind
as for the cock tails well that could be another story :wink:
Quote by blonde
Rache,
So how's u babe ???

im really well blondie over the moon with certain things wink
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
yes im a gob shite i admit it. super human rambler with 964 posts.
help me get to a 1000 today ok
so come on then
talk to me boys and girls, dont be shy. come on come on :grin:
everyone knows you use watered down icing sugar blink
now dont go licking it up after as too much sugar makes you teeth fall out
It’s you that I adore
You’ll always be my whore
You’ll be the mother to my child
And a child to my heart
We must never be apart
We must never be apart
Lovely girl you’re the beauty in my world
Without you there aren’t reasons left to find
And I’ll pull your crooked teeth
You’ll be perfect just like me
You’ll be a lover in my bed
And a gun to my head
We must never be apart
We must never be apart
In you I see dirty
In you I count stars
In you I feel so pretty
In you I taste god
In you I feel so hungry
In you I crash cars
We must never be apart
Drinking mercury
To the mystery of all that you should ever seek to find
Lovely girl you’re the murder in my world
Dressing coffins for the souls I’ve left behind
In time
We must never be apart
And you’ll always be my whore
Cause you’re the one that I adore
And I’ll pull your crooked teeth
You’ll be perfect just like me
In you I feel so dirty in you I crash cars
In you I feel so pretty in you I taste god
We must never be apart
thank you sir wink
ANYWAY!! lol
Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change the less you feel
Believe, believe in me, believe
Believe that life can change
That you’re not stuck in vain
We’re not the same, we’re different tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
And you know you’re never sure
But you’re sure you could be right
If you held yourself up to the light
And the embers never fade in your city by the lake
The place where you were born
Believe, believe in me, believe
Believe in the resolute urgency of now
And if you believe there’s not a chance tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
We’ll crucify the insincere tonight
We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight
We’ll find a way to offer up the night tonight
The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The impossible is possible tonight
Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight
wheres the poll? do we see a poll confused and wheres my fucking name on that poll when you get round to doing it. yea im dead good at giving advice me, yep pick me cos errr im good at giving advice not actually i am really good at giving advice, i am i swear to god .
god your a cunt, your a twat, a cad and a bounder, oh yea and your a nezbit, a numpty, and a twonk. sorry god .....ok who needs advice ? anyone???
any takers ???
oh come on
anyone? :uhoh:
Quote by davej
it has been done before john by a poster called tkano, unfortunately what started as a very usefull thread, giving out sound sensible advice, quickly deteriorated into a thread that offered the most ridiculous scenario's and cures. I was personnally saddened as tkano was working on a problem for me just at the time that the thread degenerated into farce. Having said that I think it's a fine thing and I hope that the members take it a little more seriously this time. :smug:

and heres me dave ready to give upfront sensible and honest advice :rascal: :grin:
stop fuckin my shit up man lol :twisted:
Nothing can come close
I never doubted it
What's for you will not pass you by
I never questioned it
It was decided before I asked why
It's all there ever was
And it's all there ever will be
How could you have questioned us?
It's yourself you deceived
Nothing can come close
To this familiar feeling
We say it all without
Ever speaking
Hush now
No need to say the words
At first sight you perfectly heard
Love in all its entirety
Is no less than we deserve
I saw, your face
Some place
I felt this feeling before
Is it deja vu?
Do I somehow know you? wink
:P
Here you come again with the wind at your heels
The brightest thing I've seen for years and years
You are the sun, It's where you're from
And where I'm going to
The light you shine Can always change
My grey skies into blue
You walk with the heat turned up and a fire in your eyes
I Could always feel you coming for miles and miles
You are the sun, It's where you're from
And where I'm going to
The light you shine Can always change
My grey skies into blue
for julia kiss
put on clothes, and slip on heels. you can add a car, a bus, or the power of the walk at this point. now open the door with purse in hand and walk through it.
go to your local tescos and add the basket. pick up chicken and mushroom pie cos there dead nice and humble. take it to ten items or less, or you could brush it with the self service isle, which by the way i find it easier to and quicker to cook that way.
get home and take pie out of wrapping, and heat for 20 mins. while pie is warming take out plate. when you hear the front door take out pie from the oven and put on to plate, now quickly hide the wrapper and put plate with pie on to the table with knife and fork. and let it be known that you have made a pie using your brains, skill, and sneeky-ness and arnt you great for making something so delicious.
failing that you could say sorry for what ever wink
Quote by redstilletto
bring back hanging
:twisted:
oh yeah and floggin
and the stocks

i know! :idea:
lets just kill everyone lol
full of bright ideas me wink