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15 Jun 2005

sometimes in life,
you find a special friend.
someone who changes your life
by being apart of it.
someone who makes you laugh
untill you cant stop.
someone who makes you believe that
there really is good in the world.
this is forever friendship.
and if you find such a friend
you feel happy and complete.
you have a forever friend for life.
passionkiss

passionkiss

for peaches

15 Jun 2005

should i bring a blender, 20 pints of nesquick, 3 bottles of chocolate crusher, and 3 ltrs of vodka?
MUDSHAKE TIME :rascal: :grin:

15 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
My friend was there last night but not heard what he thought yet. Im going on Sunday thou at Twickers

take me take me i wanna go :cry:

15 Jun 2005

Quote by JudyTV
A numberplate with the index ......SHAG 2 ...or ..SWING 4 ....just might give it away.
Judy

they might be wearing fcuk aswell lol

lol

14 Jun 2005

no no no i shouldnt be doing that :censored:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
first 3 letters of diet
die
not good is it really

and the last letter is T which is generally taken with a fist full of chocolate digestives, so basically yer fucked what ever way you cut it.
get the kettle on

13 Jun 2005

i would love to be able to run again. once apon a time i could do ten miles with ease but now noooooooooooo run up the stairs and im buggered. you know they invented cars right wink

wink

race ya :twisted:

13 Jun 2005

first 3 letters of diet
die
not good is it really

13 Jun 2005

oooohhhh you've done it now
too late for you now buster. lol

lol

13 Jun 2005

thanks guys and gals for helping me achieve ...well....bugger all really confused

confused

i dont feel any different and what do i do now? :shock:
i'll celebrate with a fag and congratulate ( did i spell that right?) myself on being a gobshite ..cough i mean god like , no actually im just a gobshite lol

lol

thanks

kiss

13 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Yes her bar is all purple now Over the 1000 hill...

yes you may kiss my feet lmao
i am god like :smug:
oh the devils gonna bloody kill me when he finds out bolt

bolt

13 Jun 2005

ok doh

blink

thought it was midnight but its not is it redface

redface

:huh:

innocent

13 Jun 2005

bollocks bollocks too late :cry:

13 Jun 2005

shit one to go and a minute left

13 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
i not bad with cars what reward do i get for helping you out well in really lol :twisted:

I not bad wiv car either innit.. but i luv you long time $5....
rachel..... just checked.. you are on 996 posts..... for your magical 1000 th post.... can you tell us......
where's daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave?
were all daves now. we are everywhere !!
x davvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve x

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Are you able to pick car locks Rache?? Mines buggered, had to climb in via boot to get car home tonight then out via the window Oh yes, classy bird i am! :?
Any vauxhall specialists here? :roll:

ive got a bloody big hammer in my cubard, leave the laptop on the passenger seat i'll be round in ten wink

wink

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Thanks to everyone that took time to reply to the thread it was a nice supprise when i got home, they all say life begins at 40 we shall see

oh it was a pleasure ya old fart wink

wink

Cheeky tart, you wouldnt be saying that if i lived closer :twisted:
no id probably say get ya cock out birthday boy :giggle: :wink:
OOOooo can I watch?! :twisted: silly

silly

hwoar:
yea only if you get mine out first lmao :wink:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by navyguyuk
Well peeps, im back!!
ive been away in the falklands for 6 months, so has anything new happened??? and also, how do i get into the chatroom, as it keeps my nickname isn't recognised!!!!

what on earth was you doing down there :shock: actually thinking about it, next time you go can i come? i could do with a rest biggrin

biggrin

13 Jun 2005

i think the mother should be in the dock for letting their children sleep in the same bed as a grown man :shock: and if any man in joe public had a load of swings and slides in his back garden, and had kids sleep in the same bed as him would be hanging from the nearest lamp post in a week. but the jury has found him not guilty so he,s not guilty. but my god he looks like a real life bogey man to me.

13 Jun 2005

Quote by MrGenHertsCpl
Thanks to everyone that took time to reply to the thread it was a nice supprise when i got home, they all say life begins at 40 we shall see

oh it was a pleasure ya old fart wink

wink

Cheeky tart, you wouldnt be saying that if i lived closer :twisted:
no id probably say get ya cock out birthday boy :giggle: :wink:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
you will never take me alive

Is it still necrophilia, if your still twitching Rache? rolleyes

rolleyes

dunno

innocent

twitchin and switchin wink

wink

13 Jun 2005

Quote by MrGenHertsCpl
Thanks to everyone that took time to reply to the thread it was a nice supprise when i got home, they all say life begins at 40 we shall see

oh it was a pleasure ya old fart wink

wink

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Hmmm....now my eldest boy is FAR better at this than me.
Think it has anything to do with the hidings he got with the wooden hand? (mommy's hands are for loving the wooden hand talks the business)

rotflmao

be afraid of the wooden hand
i could of done with some of that :twisted: :wink:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
rachel-lane,
hope you make it yr 1000 posts tonight hunni..... ever eaten cold baked beans straight from the tin hunni??????
equi-princess xxx

yes i have yuk blugh ewww
11 to go wink

wink

13 Jun 2005

ha ha i see two red buttons i know what there for.
there the dump the passengers ha ha suckers switches :twisted:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Hiya babe,
Is there space in your bed:shock...I mean your apartment for me to join you at sparkle?

oh your comming then ?
of course wink

wink

ohh im fully booked now lol

lol

I have a friend who'd like to share expenses, if you'll have us :twisted:
your both down :wink: will be a good night and first time in the village for you eh :wink: just dont go molesting the pretty boys ....................thats my job ..or do i feel another tag team comming on lol
Tag team PLEEEAAASEE worship

worship

:worship: :worship:
*oops...I never beg* redface

redface

rotflmao

beg me, bite me, stroke my hair :lol:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
errr who is plumtree

You mean.....Who was Plumtree sad

sad

:( :(
who was he? :?

13 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
983, aww loads to go R-J and although Kaz is cheating (as she knows I love red dwarf) she not quite right there
Still I told a good few people via PM so sure one will sneak the answer on here (not that it really interesting or anything, just hard to google, hehe...) Otherwise will just remain my cruel PM victim of the week question.

oh thats nothing you should have seen the pm victim question i got got from kaz :shock:
evil, pure evil at its finest :twisted:
bad bad kaz bad girl naughty girl

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
in your box

13 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
.... now if I remember right , some wags used to alter the street name.... but i can't recall what they deleted to make it funny..... could you enlighten us all please????

Terrible, the vandalism these days lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
b bu bub but why would someone change it to that dunno

dunno

:giggle:

13 Jun 2005

you will never take me alive